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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF MICHIGAN! GO LOUISVILLE!!!!!
I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this.
I like that.
She can't have any pudding if she doesn't eat yer Meat.
I'm just saying..
There is romance in all of us
I don't know. But Op, I do think that showing her your collection of severed doll heads or those home-made comics where you get the last laugh on all of the people in your town that made fun of you by poisoning the water supply and subjecting them to a cruel and painful death will definitely win her back. You should sit outside of her house with those items until she is willing to talk to you and see what a good and normal guy you really are.
It was a big ass squirrel.
Squirrels with big asses are people, too.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
.....she don't eat meat, but she sure likes the bone.
Man, I wish you were right about that. Those damn red squirrel varmints have caused some scattered internal damage to our cottage over the past several decades.
"The red squirrel is the most destructive squirrel by far and is the most frequent squirrel to get into the home. They have orange fur like the fox squirrel, but can be distinguished from the fox squirrel by its white belly; they also are much smaller than the fox squirrel. The red squirrel can and will chew through anything; here in the office we refer to them as “chainsaws with paws.” They are constantly looking for nooks and crannies in which to hide their food and are much more persistent than other squirrels in finding and exploiting entry points. Their habit of constantly biting and chewing make them the most destructive of the four Michigan species.
Red Squirrel removal is very common in shoreline communities such as Holland and Muskegon. This is because the western shoreline communities of Michigan have an abundance of pine trees that fail to adequately support other species of squirrels that do not properly digest pine cone seeds, resulting in an plentiful red squirrel population."
Our place is in the country near Holland and we have our own method of "red squirrel removal."
This post has been edited 2 times, most recently by J T 12 months ago
If your "own method" involves waterboarding, use of a rack, or other forms of torture (medieval or otherwise), I recommend you not use that to try and pick up chicks.
"Hey there, sweet young thing. What's your name? A couple weeks ago I was drowning some rodents at home and I had a vision about meeting a beautiful woman in the near future. Want to come back to my place and get to know each other by torturing animals?"
I'd hang up on you too, jackass.
Do lesbian vegans eat pussy?
They don't eat beaver.
1. Not a single "I would never date a chick that won't take the meat" or something similar comment? Not one???
2. Nobody has asked for pics (although they shouldn't have to, because of the strict rules here) of the crazy vegan chicks?? Not even of the bloody-mary-drinking, bacon-denying chick??
This place is slipping. Fast.
You've got to give us a break here. We are sitting at home while UM is in the NC game. The whole world is upside down.
@OP I don't think there are many chicks that would appreciate your "I drowned an adorable little squirrel" story. You seem like a retard.
This post was edited by iCameron 12 months ago
A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
I imagine lots of non-vegan chicks would also dislike the idea of drowning animals.
That would make her a vag-itarian.
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