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My house is the first in the subdivision off a major road, these miscreants drive thru water and leave tire tracks on the cement. I'm beyond mad about it. I even asked one of these idiots for their insurance info but they were a real assholes. I've been talking about it with my dog and he says I should put nails at the end of the driveway. What should I do?
This needs a fake schtick thread in the worst way. Somebody please deliver!
Now with a PhD in Applied Llama Physics...
You chose the location of your home poorly
Turn it into a toll driveway.
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Park your combine across the front of the driveway.
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And if the good Lord’s willin’,
I’m a keep on chillin’,
refillin’ and flyin’ high
Kill one of them.
First thing you should do is replace that cement with concrete.
There's a time and a place for everything and it's called college.
Is there a thread I missed? If it's the talking to his dog thing I assume a lot of the RCMB population do this
It sounds oddly similar to the guy who complained about his neighbor driving through his yard at his townhouse yesterday. Seems oddly similar to this.
Stop selling crack.
He lives in Iowa.
Stop selling meth mixed with high fructose corn syrup.
Snap a pic of their license plate and track them down. Wait until they are fast asleep, and break into their home. Once you do that...well...you know... (Spoiler alert: I'm talking about anal)
put peanut butter on your caulk and teach that dog a trick.
go out and bang some hookers so you're not at home and this won't bother you.
Sell your house and move!
Directional traffic controllers, or one way treadles, are available in both surface or flush mount installations. They control traffic flow in one direction.
The problem is the hookers in iowa are beyond awful.
Pop up bollards should take care of it.
Not enough Pit Bulls in your neighborhood.
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A semi-believable complaint, delivered well, delayed long enough for many to forget the tire tracks in the lawn thread, the use of a "wet tire tracks on the cement" variation, and the seamless incorporation of the pet's opinion. Pure genius! +1 for you sir!
Give them NOTHING but take from them EVERYTHING.
Then stick the head on a pike in the front yard Game of Thrones style. Problem solved.
Land mines at the end of your driveway. The next car will make it impossible for other to pulli into your driveway.
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