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"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."

-Captain Zapp Brannigan

"The shallower the stream, the louder the babble."

- Unknown

but Lincoln never really had this problem because, unlike the contemporary youth of America, if he quoted someone it was because he actually read the book.

"Be particular. That is, without a doubt, the Best Advice Ever Given in the History of the Entire World. Consider, if you will, the profound effect that following advice would have on, say, your diet, your love life, your financial situation, your decision on whether to have that next drink. I mean, what do those two words not cover?" - Jill Conner Browne

“Try to avoid getting involved with somebody who's gonna need killing before it's over. It may seem to you that that narrows the field somewhat, but be diligent. ” ― Jill Conner Browne

Either you're slinging crack rock or you've got a wicked jump shot. Nobody wants to work for it anymore. There's no more honor in taking that after school job at Mickey D's. Honor's in the dollar, kid.

-Seth Davis (Boiler Room)

"Vaginas aren't like Voldemort or Beetlejuice." -Jon Stewart

"Popsicles are for the summer" -Mitch Hedberg

You have enemies? Good, that means you stood up for something.

Dealing with backstabbers, there was one thing I learned. They're only powerful when you got your back turned.

I say what I want to say and do what I want to do. There's no in between. People will either love you for it or hate you for it.

―all Eminem

"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing everyday"
-Winnie the Pooh

"Hold my beer.....and watch this"

OMG I can't believe the best quote of all time has't been posted:

"The kids are playing their tail off and the coaches are screwing it up!"

"You may be sexy, Julian, but you can't teach me anything about liquor."

-Jim Lahey

That's a clown question, Bro - Harper