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16 months ago

youngdrew said...
" You can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a bulls ass but wouldn't you rather take the butchers word for it"

"Oh Richard! Hold me!"
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16 months ago

" A lot of people go to college for 7 years" "Yea they are called doctors"
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16 months ago

Too much, too soon.
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16 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Chunk: Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
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16 months ago

"Say goodnight, Kevin"
"Goodnight, Kevin."
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16 months ago

"Hey guys, ooo big gulps huh? Alright. Welp, see ya later"
Hey fuckers, welcome to the neighborhood, my name is Craig"
"I'm gonna scissor kick you in the back of the head"
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16 months ago

"strange things are afoot at the circle-k"
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16 months ago

RBW Spartan said...

"Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes"

crap, I knew I should have done my homework better. hahaha. Good job.
If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. Jimmy Valvano
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16 months ago

How the hell you get fired on your day off?
What is that, a Titleist? A hole in one...
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16 months ago

I thought you guys just ate donuts
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16 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Cosmo_Kramer said...
How the hell you get fired on your day off?

Remember it it, write it down, take a picture.... I don't give a f#@k!

This post was edited by 007Spartan on 1/31/2012 at 10:57 PM
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16 months ago

Actually, Werner, we're all tickled to here you say that. Frankly, watchin' Donny beat Nazis to death is the closest we ever get to goin' to the movies. Donny! We got a German here who wants to die for his country. Oblige him.
Currently a Tiger, always a Spartan
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16 months ago

007Spartan said...
Remember it it, write it down, take a picture.... I don't give a f#@k!

Man I just got done smoking, saw this thread and had a post in mind, and saw this. Definite +1. anyway: "You better put some water on that damn shit!"
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16 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Unk.... Unk..... There's no name on it!
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16 months ago

Oh, Fuck You, Grandma
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16 months ago

Who's Gary??
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16 months ago

Jerry Landers: People are always praying to You. Do You listen?
God: I can't help hearing. I don't always listen.
Jerry Landers: So then You don't care.
God: Of course I care! But what can I do?
Jerry Landers: What can You do? You're God!
God: Only for the big picture. I don't get into details.
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"Anybody want a peanut?"
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16 months ago

LogicalBuck said...
Jerry Landers: People are always praying to You. Do You listen? God: I can't help hearing. I don't always listen. Jerry Landers: So then You don't care. God: Of course I care! But what can I do? Jerry Landers: What can You do? You're God! God: Only for the big picture. I don't get into details.

That's scene not a quote
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French Tickler said...
I love you,
You love me...
goin' down the sugar tree.
We'll go down the sugar tree and see lots of bees.
Playing.
But the bees won't sting
because you love me.

Kurt: I've got some tough shadows to deal with.
Jack: There's shadows in life, baby.
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16 months ago

Omar Comin' said...
Kurt: I've got some tough shadows to deal with. Jack: There's shadows in life, baby.

2 Lines is a scene
1 line is a quote
You're gonna owe me a sixer for this , is a quote
Dump the body for me
OK but you're going to owe me sixer for this, is a scene

This post was edited by VeniceSpartan on 2/1/2012 at 12:01 AM
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VeniceSpartan said...

2 Lines is a scene
1 line is a quoute

Not like I'm the first to break the rules here, but fine, I'll try again:
"That's Cosmo. He's Chinese."
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15 months ago

"Whoa, look at the butt on that."
"Yeah, he must work out."
And since people are complaining about there being more than one line, same movie:
"No way, we landed on the moon!"

This post was edited by Metal_Sparty on 2/1/2012 at 12:05 AM
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15 months ago

VeniceSpartan said...

That's scene not a quote

Wrong on both counts.
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Hey Mr. Donut Man who's trying to kill you?
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