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Two things:

First: You are a dumbass for not doing the operation the Thursday morning of the first weekend of March Madness. Best move I ever made.

Second: Make sure enough people around your office and social life know you are doing the procedure. When they ask on Monday how you are doing, you can reach for your fly while saying "GREAT! Let me show you my scars" and then chase them around the office.

Once this thing heals, I'm going to put her to work getting a return on our investment.

double post. one for each teste.

Blow jobs till 2012.

He's married. That's the norm.

I've spent the afternoon on the couch playing with the kids. My nutsack is sore, but it's not bad.

I got mine down when my daughter was only 6 weeks old, lol so I went in for the consultation when she was 2 weeks old.

Either way Ice it, then Ice it, then Ice it. Just keep on Icing it. When you think you are ok to do some physical activity, put some ice on it instead. Really don't do anything remotely physical like even walking (do this only when you have to) for the first 3 days. I came up with a good way to keep the ice there. Put a bathing suit over your compression shorts and put the frozen peas in between. The Bathing suit liner holds it in place. And then after the first 3 days just keep trying to not do much physical activity.

I thought I was better after 3 days and did some work and heavy lifting around the house and it swelled bigger then a softball, was bruised all sorts of colors and felt like I was getting kicked in the balls. Hurt all the way through my abdomen. So really just take it easy and keep on icing it. If it hurts take the pain meds. Mine didn't stop hurting for about a month (the pain got less and less throughout the month). Use it as an excuse to be really lazy this weekend and make sure you don't get hit in the junk because you will yell and possibly go to jail for murder. At the time I didn't think it was worth it because I had complications (pain, and extra anti-biotics) But know I am very happy I did it.

had mine done yesterday. to quote zappa: "my balls feel like a pair of maracas". however, i get to lay in bed all day nibbiling oxy and sipping deschutes inversion ipa while the GF fetches me jello cups, chips, sub sammiches and i watch some nfl playoffs!

Just had mine yesterday too. Shit, I feel great, woke up with a hardon. The frozen peas on and off, but yesterday a few hours after the procedure I went to the grocery store for beer! Admittedly I have great pain meds.

Worst pain I felt either during or after is/was about the same as a gentle squeeze of the boys. From what I can gather, I'm lucky.

a few things: A) had mine done 2 years ago by an MSU grad: real OLD guy in Grand Rapids....when he cauterized by junk, it started SMOKING and for whatever reason, I never said a word. Just.....trusted him. Not like me at all, but everything down there works fine thankfully

B) I was suppose to go back in and jiz in a cup and never did....flirting with disaster or so I've been told but......but my wife subsequently has gone through menopause so no worries

C) frozen peas are indeed the best: easy recovery: 2 days you'll feel just fine

D) fuck anyone that says: 'cool story bro'!

Actually asked my Doc during the procedure if he cauterized, and he said no - it's *much* more difficult if you ever have to go back and have your plumbing redone. I'm wondering if that's why I have less pain?

Most of my sexual experiences have been without a condom, and as far as I know, I don't have anything. You just have to screen the girls well, and don't bang complete random skanks.

i dunno, my eyes were closed and i was crying...