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The local McDonald's was being renovated so we stole the Hamburglar piece from the old outdoor playground they had and put it on top of the parking lot guard shack.

Did the same thing with a port-a-john the very next night.

Changed the letters on the marquee in front of the school to say "Help wanted: principal apply within"

Upper decker in the faculty restroom.

Ours was canceled because of what happened at Columbine plus what the idiots the class of 98 did....they baby oiled all of the steps in the building. 2 kids ended up going to the hospital because of injuries.

Not mine but my Dad and my uncle broke into a crane at the school(there was construction going on) and pit a school bus on top of the school. They got the next day off because of it.

Possibly the same school, as I remember the road kill incident.

Seniors one year took the photos from the yearbook and photo-shopped some teachers and administrators onto porno scenes. They printed them off and put different ones in lockers all over school. Absolutely hilarious. I can't remember specifically, but the janitor may have been fisting the lunch lady. He was fisting somebody.

My senior year we got a new school cop and he immediately started writing tickets to kids for ignoring the traffic signs in the parking lot that had not been obeyed for years. In his first week this guy honest to god wrote 200 tickets that parking lot.

So anyways me and one of my buddies in the middle out the night went to school and stole all the the signs that were being ignored and thus he no longer could write any tickets in that lot for the rest of the year.

Similar to that the class ahead of mine put fish in the vents and various closets. They thought they had them all, but didn't find the ones in the band uniform closet......those had to be thrown out the next year

We tied down our science teacher one day after school and repeatedly sodomized him with the leg of a bar stool. Holy shit was that fun.

Painted the numbers 1 3 and 7 in black paint on three pigs and let them go in the school. They were searching for four pigs on school property and surrounding neighborhoods for almost two hours after they finally caught the three. I actually brought Pig #3 in my car to school.

We had two campus's North for Juniors and Seniors and South for Freshman and Sophomores, early in the morning at North we took the flags off the flag poll and put to inflatable sex dolls doing it doggy style up instead. 3 of the guys that were with us were Eagle scouts so they tied the knots so no one could get them untied. School had to call the fire department to get the ladder and cut the rope and the dolls down.

Word got around pretty quick and we got called to the office. Principal wanted to suspended us for the rest of the year, not let us walk, not let us go to prom and a bunch of other crap. There were 7 of us. 7 honor roll students, 5 varsity athletes, 3 eagle scouts, 2 student reps and 2 editors for the school paper. Ended up making us clean up after Relay for Life and that was it

Brighton 98. We decided to caulk some doors shut which didnt work but left a mess We left Drew Henson with the quick and easy spray paint job. Janitor catches us and calls it in. A few of us get caught by the cops driving out of the connecting sundivision we snuck in through the woods. Guess who skated?! Fuckin Henson. Lol. It was all good though.

We didn't do a prank...Tawana Brawley was in my senior class and we didn't want any unnecessary negative attention brought to her. Reverend Sharpton attended our graduation ceremony.