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Halitosis and the casual relationship...

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18 months ago

Cosmo_Kramer said...
The question is, would you rather bang an 8 with halitosis or a 6 without halitosis?

A 6, no doubt. Nothing wrong with a solid 6.
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18 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Cosmo_Kramer said...
The question is, would you rather bang an 8 with halitosis or a 6 without halitosis?

That's a great question. Since I'm really not much of a kisser anyways, I think I'd take the 8 with halitosis.
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Eric Murphy said...
I'd guess that she probably hasn't flossed in a couple years.

Next time you've got her doggy-style, just pluck one of the hairs from her nipple and ask if she can tie it in a knot with her mouth. Should help with flossing, not unlike the rope chew-toy sold in pet stores for dogs.
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The Doctor said...
She needs to drink more water and maybe alter her diet. Breath Rx makes a phenomenal mouth rinse. Also, get her a tongue scraper. She also might have gum disease.

This is funny to me. Could you imagine how that conversation would go?
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18 months ago

First of all, +1 for using the term halitosis. Secondly, kissing/talking is overrated, getting to the good stuff quickly and only getting asked about it later? You're golden. Just offer up some gum when it's bothering you.
This is the same play they ran earlier, turn the corner and look. Nice back door. Cleaves the alley-oop. Ohh! What a setup off the timeout!
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18 months ago

The Doctor said...
I once made a chick shower with me that I picked up at a sweaty club years ago. She just thought it was foreplay. No reason why you can't add oral hygiene into the mix or at least the breath Rx rinse.

Where was this club?
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