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Having Internet Service Trouble? Throw Cat out Window

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9 months ago

From the "People are Strange" news desk...
Suppose your internet service is giving you trouble. Find the nearest cat and throw it out the window. For good measure, find the nearest female member of you family and then punch her out, with authority.
If that doesn't solve your internet service problems, I don't know what will.

Timothy Spiker, Maryland Man, Allegedly Threw Cat, Punched Woman Over Lack Of Internet

Police in Western Maryland arrested a Cumberland man, Timothy Spiker, on charges of second-degree assault, animal cruelty and disorderly conduct after the man allegedly threw a violent fit over a lack of Internet service, according to local news reports and Allegany County Sheriffs Department records.
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I'm sure he'll land on his feet after all this blows over.
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He's not pussy whipped by the internet
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