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Hey pterp: Your list made the merge

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I have been keeping a list about facts pterp has dropped about himself after outing himself as a kid, I will update it yet again:
15 years old
ADD
likes ugly women
wont bang any women(or dudes?) until he is over the age of 25
Boy Scout
willing to eat poop
Likes to eat things that look like dick
Hates America
Likes to swim in the sewer
loves scUM("awesome fans, great fight song, great stadium, hot cheerleaders")
classless sports fan
Listens to Enrique Iglesias
Loves Wal-Mart
Wishes he was black
Has crabs
aka Tossed Salad
Dreams about getting raped and stabbed
Wet his bed after dreaming about Subway
Dreams about blowing dudes
Has a "midget dong"
Has no money
Thinks Vaseline is the greatest
Lies and cheats to win

This post was edited by pulling69 on 11/19/2012 at 11:10 PM
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I copied your dead pool over
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He has a midget dong and he wanted to add three inches to his height?
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This is certainly relevant to my interests
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Snake Plissken said...
I copied your dead pool over

link?
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I can't believe the twerp's not here yet. How am I gonna get my daily fill of tween, quasi-Spanish sexual confusion?
Wow, it looks way more disturbing typed out.
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I was hoping pterp would be here tonight. He would be fun to have stuck in the middle with the walmart maryland fans popping up on here.
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UofM has hot cheerleaders? This kid for sure likes dudes or is into bestiality...
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Where's terp ?

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In honor of y2kMgrad
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It's a weekday, obv the kid has too much social studies homework
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Where is terp?! Must be a problem. He'll be here soon
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I forgot pterp was failing a few classes. I bet his mom put him on lockdown.
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Wow, midget dong? where did that one come from?
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Wow, midget dong? where did that one come from?

He was talking about whether he would had 3 inches to his dick or his height. He said he preferred being taller with his current midget dong, rather than shorter with a normal dong.
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NEspartan said...
He was talking about whether he would had 3 inches to his dick or his height. He said he preferred being taller with his current midget dong, rather than shorter with a normal dong.

He also ate bird poop. I don't see that on the list.
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He also ate bird poop. I don't see that on the list.

He ate dog poop as well, I just have it all lumped together as "willing to eat poop." Should I just change it to "eats poop" or "has eaten poop?"
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He ate dog poop as well, I just have it all lumped together as "willing to eat poop." Should I just change it to "eats poop" or "has eaten poop?"

I think you're good as is.
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bump... are you out there pterp?
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I contacted Pterp via facebook but no reply. What a bastard
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This thread is just...wow.
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I contacted Pterp via facebook but no reply. What a bastard

We should somehow get the code for that Mexican guy smiley changed to [pterp]
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