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Hottest thing a girl has said to you

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Went to pick up my high school gf at her parents house one evening. Usually pulled in the driveway, went up to the door, was greeted by one of her parents and went in the house to BS while she finished getting ready to go out. That evening was different.
When I got to her house she was already outside. Stopped at the curb and she got in the car, noticeably bra-less (not something she could get away with leaving the house under normal conditions). She closed the door, turned and looked at me with impassioned eyes saying in the sexiest voice, "I want to suck you"
Still have dreams of that moment 35 years later
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"I turn 13 tomorrow!"
Sincerely,
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"If you do my homework for me, I might let you touch a boob through my sweater"
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4 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

You're so....small
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- Life is not about butthole pleasures
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"I f$&@ing hate UM."
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4 months ago

This would imply that the guys on tRCMB have any relations with women.
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4 months ago

"Do you want me to stick my finger in your butt?"
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4 months ago

"(heavy sigh) Yeah... ok... I guess..."
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4 months ago

"Let's do it. The room's already paid for."
Anyone. Anyplace. Anytime.
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4 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

I wish I could tell you. I can't, but I wish I could.
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4 months ago

"I'd be the best fuck you ever had in your life."
Some of my Spartan artwork and Keebdaddy!
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4 months ago

"Does this car have an airbag?"
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4 months ago

"I'm calling the cops"
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4 months ago

"Roushar got the New Orleans job."
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4 months ago

"No, I guess I won't press charges."
Brady Hoke is fat.
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"I don't think I was awake."
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4 months ago

"Two fingers or three?"

This post was edited by Stan Sitwell on 2/17/2013 at 10:08 PM
A man's gotta eat!
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4 months ago

"OMG! That piece would make a black man proud!"
(No racial thing meant. She said it, not me.)
FREE YOUR BREASTS! FREE YOUR MIND!
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4 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Didn't really say anything out loud other than slurp but my hs gf gave me a knobber in the back of her parents van with her family in the car. We were far back, her sister in the middle and parents up front with dad driving. I kept making eye contact with her dad, that was awkward.
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Nothing
"Stats are for Losers." - Pat "Nardawg" Narduzzi
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4 months ago

Dendrobates said...
This would imply that the guys on tRCMB have any relations with women.

Bucket seats are the worst invention, evar
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4 months ago

Take this $20 and sit on that couch. My friend is going to come over and give you a dance.
Check out my audio production at www.soundcloud.com/stuart-jerome :)
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4 months ago

As I was about to unwrap a condom.....
"No, it's OK. I'm on the pill."
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4 months ago

The Pantry said...
Went to pick up my high school gf at her parents house one evening. Usually pulled in the driveway, went up to the door, was greeted by one of her parents and went in the house to BS while she finished getting ready to go out. That evening was different.
When I got to her house she was already outside. Stopped at the curb and she got in the car, noticeably bra-less (not something she could get away with leaving the house under normal conditions). She closed the door, turned and looked at me with impassioned eyes saying in the sexiest voice, "I want to suck you"
Still have dreams of that moment 35 years later

.........you forgot to add that she said it in a 'manly voice', and proceeded to blow you while stroking her own dick.
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Vim said...
'I turn 13 tomorrow!'
Sincerely,
Colonel Forbin

He said "Sexiest." Not biggest turn off.
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