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I absolutely LOVE potty training stories!

  • Nothing is more rewarding than knowing that your child is becoming a productive member of society. Mothers should post more updates on facebook about their children's ability to shit in a toilet. It's absolutely heartwarming! There are parties for getting older, graduations, etc; Why not this? I don't think we do enough to celebrate when children accomplish goals.

    Big Ten Referee

  • It's not always about you.

    That person probably has many friends and relatives on facebook that actually give a shit. The whole idea of facebook is to keep up with people and know what is going on in their lives. It is not a press release. You do not have to find everything someone posts to be interesting or relevant to YOU. Just like threads on a message board, there are some topics that people want to discuss that you may care nothing about, so you skip right past it.

    spartan1998

  • Big Ten Referee said...

    Nothing is more rewarding than knowing that your child is becoming a productive member of society. Mothers should post more updates on facebook about their children's ability to shit in a toilet. It's absolutely heartwarming! There are parties for getting older, graduations, etc; Why not this? I don't think we do enough to celebrate when children accomplish goals.

    i've deleted friends on facebook due to these types of "status updates". if i posted that my dog took a dump outside i'm sure the same person would be disgusted.

    P Rob

  • spartan1998 said...

    It's not always about you.

    That person probably has many friends and relatives on facebook that actually give a shit. The whole idea of facebook is to keep up with people and know what is going on in their lives. It is not a press release. You do not have to find everything someone posts to be interesting or relevant to YOU. Just like threads on a message board, there are some topics that people want to discuss that you may care nothing about, so you skip right past it.

    Your kid just learned to shit in a toilet, didnt it?

    ColonelAngus

  • Potty training is an important step for a parent, it helps them to have succeeded in teaching their child to do something that is essential to the "growing up" process, it is both emotionally uplifting and saddening because it means their little one is no longer a baby.

    And nobody gives a shit about the shit you find annoying on Facebook. Read a real book if you can't be bothered.

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    Dr Leo Spaceman

  • spartan1998 said...

    It's not always about you.

    That person probably has many friends and relatives on facebook that actually give a shit. The whole idea of facebook is to keep up with people and know what is going on in their lives. It is not a press release. You do not have to find everything someone posts to be interesting or relevant to YOU. Just like threads on a message board, there are some topics that people want to discuss that you may care nothing about, so you skip right past it.

    Are you kidding me? Facebook is absolutely a "press release."

    Location: Mumbai, India

    sparty419

  • P Rob said...

    i've deleted friends on facebook due to these types of "status updates". if i posted that my dog took a dump outside i'm sure the same person would be disgusted.

    It's probably better that way. Those people are at a different point in their life than you. If you don't want to hear about their kid than just unfriend them or turn off status updates. Anybody who posts about politics or religion on facebook gets the updates turned off on my side of it.

    Stils

  • P Rob said...

    i've deleted friends on facebook due to these types of "status updates". if i posted that my dog took a dump outside i'm sure the same person would be disgusted.

    Grow up

    "Pound Green Pound" Edwin Baker

    SpartanAirmen

  • ~Stils~ said...

    It's probably better that way. Those people are at a different point in their life than you. If you don't want to hear about their kid than just unfriend them or turn off status updates. Anybody who posts about politics or religion on facebook gets the updates turned off on my side of it.

    Yo Stils, you should check the "whens the last time you puked from alcohol" thread. Just saying.

    ColonelAngus

  • There is nothing cute and/or funny about the foibles and follies of your child shitting and pissing.

    Absolutely nothing.

    Parents today have no shame.

    Always Smooth.

    Jim Shorts

  • SpartanAirmen said...

    Grow up

    why because its true?

    P Rob

  • ColonelAngus said...

    Yo Stils, you should check the "whens the last time you puked from alcohol" thread. Just saying.

    Like a boss.

    Stils

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    I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this.

    RP McMurphy

  • Big Ten Referee said...

    Nothing is more rewarding than knowing that your child is becoming a productive member of society. Mothers should post more updates on facebook about their children's ability to shit in a toilet. It's absolutely heartwarming! There are parties for getting older, graduations, etc; Why not this? I don't think we do enough to celebrate when children accomplish goals.

    You could solve your "problems" quite simply by not facebooking, or whatever the **** you attention-whoring, narcissists call it.

    This post was edited by BostonUSpartan on 7/1/2012 at 5:25 PM

    BostonUSpartan

  • P Rob said...

    why because its true?

    It has already been said but not every post is directed to you. My buddies might not give a crap about what my kids are doing but my parents sure like to have updates on what their grandchildren are doing. I am stationed overseas and facebook is one of the few ways they get to be apart of their lives. If this person is a friend of yours why not let it everyone know what a dick you are and respond to her post with a "nobody gives a fuck about your kid" or something? Or just delete her since what is going on in her life doesn't interest you.

    "Pound Green Pound" Edwin Baker

    SpartanAirmen

  • sparty419 said...

    Are you kidding me? Facebook is absolutely a "press release."

    A press release is a written or recorded communication directed at members of the news media for the purpose of announcing something ostensibly newsworthy.

    Joe blow is not directing his potty training updates at members of the news media.

    spartan1998

  • spartan1998 said...

    A press release is a written or recorded communication directed at members of the news media for the purpose of announcing something ostensibly newsworthy.

    Joe blow is not directing his potty training updates at members of the news media.

    But FB is almost public. No need to tell 500 ppl. that your brat just shit himself. How about an email or (gasp!) a phone call?

    Always Smooth.

    Jim Shorts

  • spartan1998 said...

    A press release is a written or recorded communication directed at members of the news media for the purpose of announcing something ostensibly newsworthy.

    Joe blow is not directing his potty training updates at members of the news media.

    Shut up, to millions of idiots on facebook, every update is a "Breaking News" item they use to shove down the throats of everyone they know.

    Location: Mumbai, India

    sparty419

  • There is no need to potty train kids except for convenience. In many cultures as in native american societies there was no potty train since kids by 3 and 4 naturally become potty trained as they learn it from others and realize it's no fun to do it in your clothes.

    We just do it early in America for parental convenience. It's not about a child's development unless there are mental or physical issues.

    Bonerland

  • Jim Shorts said...

    There is nothing cute and/or funny about the foibles and follies of your child shitting and pissing.

    Absolutely nothing.

    Parents today have no shame.

    You obviously don't have kids.

    Sometimes it can be cute and funny. It's cute and funny when you come home from work, and a little 2 or 3 yr old runs up to you, full of pride, saying "I went in the potty!"

    But I wouldn't post that kind of stuff as a FB status.

    Nommad

  • Bonerland said...

    There is no need to potty train kids except for convenience. In many cultures as in native american societies there was no potty train since kids by 3 and 4 naturally become potty trained as they learn it from others and realize it's no fun to do it in your clothes.

    We just do it early in America for parental convenience. It's not about a child's development unless there are mental or physical issues.

    How did you handle it with your kids?

    Manhattan Green

  • Did the little brat wipe sitting down or standing up? These are the important details.

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    419Spartan08

  • Nommad said...

    But I wouldn't post that kind of stuff as a FB status.

    Exactly.

    I have a dog. I am aware that the love for a dog is probably about 10% of what one would have for their child. That being said, I love my dog.

    My dog does a lot of stupid things that make me smile. I'm sure that everyone who has a dog feels the same way. I just don't feel the need to broadcast it to every person I know, partly because I think that's just a waste, and partly because the vast majority of them do not care. If it is something that I feel like sharing with the 3 or 4 people who do, I'll shoot them a text.

    As one of my good friends (with kids) so eloquently puts it - "There is nothing more interesting to me than what my child does, and there is nothing less interesting to me than what your child does."

    Always Smooth.

    Jim Shorts

  • I bet I can guess which posters in this thread post stupid shiz about their kids.

    This is where I thought Google+ had it right with it's 'circles'. Does FB have something similar so people can keep grandparents up to speed on little Aiden's (most kids have dumb names now, right) poop frequency, texture and color but not disgust everyone else?

    Disclaimer: I am not, and never will be, on facebook but I am quite certain my wife posts every detail about our family.

    This post was edited by Clive Bixby on 7/2/2012 at 11:24 AM

    Clive Bixby

  • Big Ten Referee said...

    Nothing is more rewarding than knowing that your child is becoming a productive member of society. Mothers should post more updates on facebook about their children's ability to shit in a toilet. It's absolutely heartwarming! There are parties for getting older, graduations, etc; Why not this? I don't think we do enough to celebrate when children accomplish goals.

    I hate to break it to you, but there are OTMs (Over the Top Moms) who do throw potty parties.

    Creative Juice: {our parties} POTTY PARTY!

    http://getcreativejuice.blogspot.com/2011/11/our-parties-potty-party.html

    getcreativejuice.blogspot.com

    My inspiration: http://www.lifeasazebra.com/

    Minnie