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I may be at a wt wedding reception

  • First clue - Friday night (read: cheaper). Secondly, there are more fat chicks and visible tattoos than a downriver dive bar....at least its a open bar surprisingly....

    Coach_McGuirk

  • Bud Light and Busch Light on tap?

    Servo ●

  • Coach_McGuirk said...

    First clue - Friday night (read: cheaper). Secondly, there are more fat chicks and visible tattoos than a downriver dive bar....at least its a open bar surprisingly....

    How awesome is your t-shirt tux?

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  • Bud Light and Labats...the venue is actually decent...the clientelle not so much.

    Coach_McGuirk

  • Any pleather um jackets?

    TX Sparty ●

  • Somebody ass getting laid tonight.

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    Osmo

  • Mentioned during the maid of honor speach: bride and groom first met at a drunken night at the wellington pub (dive bar in utica), same night the groom to be backed his car up and hit the bride to be. But it was OK because the bride to be was drunk and didn't feel anything.

    Coach_McGuirk

  • Coach_McGuirk said...

    Mentioned during the maid of honor speach: bride and groom first met at a drunken night at the wellington pub (dive bar in utica), same night the groom to be backed his car up and hit the bride to be. But it was OK because the bride to be was drunk and didn't feel anything.

    So, Utica trash, not downriver trash. I see these as being two completely different subsets of white trash

    And if the good Lord’s willin’, I’m a keep on chillin’, refillin’ and flyin’ high

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  • I 100% know what wedding you're at. I'm not there tho.

    ArtieLuvPancake

  • In my younger days, I worked for a catering company that did weddings a lot. The biggest white trash wedding I worked at was in a suberb of Memphis, Bartlett, TN. The wedding party was announced like they were basketball players during pre-game introductions. The cake was a UT helmet and they probably played Rocky Top 20 times. It was as nauseating as it gets.

    When it was winding down, the brides father got the catering crew together. Usually this is where we would get a tip. The guy said thanks and gave us each a hug instead of money.

    Free Plax

  • No Thai said...

    How much was the usual tip?

    Just the tip.

    Always Smooth.

    Jim Shorts

  • Servo said...

    Bud Light and Busch Light on tap?

    Key word is OPEN. No need for the douchy superiority act when someone else is buying.

    ug...

    AvgMSUJoe

  • Jim Shorts said...

    Just the tip.

    Just for a second.

    Osmo

  • sounds like it. I think I was at the standard for WT receptions:

    -held at local township hall
    -subway party sub and meatballs from GFC were the meal
    -keg of Busch Light
    -Boones Farm instead of champagne
    -maid of honor 8 months pregnant
    -bride and bridesmaids all had visible tatts
    -turned out bride was pregnant
    -wife insisted we leave when tattooed Cousin Bob asked "are you injun (wife is Filipina).

    Amazingly that marriage ended 2 years later when bride banged 19 year old coworker at in the storage room of the gas station they worked at together.

    No, I am not making any of this up!

    "If you have the right to be offended I have the right to offend you." - Ricky Gervais

    Enrico Palazzo

  • Instead of clanking your glass, yell "soooooooiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee" every time you want to make a toast. Or, "Staaaarrrtttt yooouuurrreee enginessssssssssss."

    Either way, they'll know what to do.

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  • Friday's aren't always cheaper, vendors/venues have to offer a discount, many don't but Yeh based on other things you said....

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  • Coach_McGuirk said...

    Mentioned during the maid of honor speach: bride and groom first met at a drunken night at the wellington pub (dive bar in utica), same night the groom to be backed his car up and hit the bride to be. But it was OK because the bride to be was drunk and didn't feel anything.

    Wellington is on the Clinton Township side of Hall Rd. It's a totally different type of white trash there. Very important I point that out.

    TravisotCosmos

  • This goes back about 20 years but I attended a wedding where the groom was a Chippendale dancer and the bride worked at Meijer. All the groomsmen were other dancers and the bridesmaids were, let say......slightly overweight.

    My wife summed it up by saying, "I've never been to a wedding where the men are prettier than the women, and wearing more makeup."

    I have to admit, the after dinner dancing/reception was a riot. The brides mother got a lap dance.

    EdMartinsLoan

  • Enrico Palazzo said...

    sounds like it. I think I was at the standard for WT receptions:

    -held at local township hall
    -subway party sub and meatballs from GFC were the meal
    -keg of Busch Light
    -Boones Farm instead of champagne
    -maid of honor 8 months pregnant
    -bride and bridesmaids all had visible tatts
    -turned out bride was pregnant
    -wife insisted we leave when tattooed Cousin Bob asked "are you injun (wife is Filipina).

    Amazingly that marriage ended 2 years later when bride banged 19 year old coworker at in the storage room of the gas station they worked at together.

    No, I am not making any of this up!

    You just won the party.

    Lock thread.

    State00 ●

  • No Thai said...

    That is pathetically white trash. I can't imagine being friends with someone who would decide to marry a girl who works at a gas station.

    We had been friends since 4th grade, geographic convenience (both lived in the country). He knocked her up when she lied about being on birth control. Dude tried to do the right thing and it blew up on him.

    That wedding was one of the most uncomfortable weekends of my life.

    This post was edited by Enrico Palazzo on 5/19/2012 at 9:31 AM

    "If you have the right to be offended I have the right to offend you." - Ricky Gervais

    Enrico Palazzo

  • TravisotCosmos said...

    Wellington is on the Clinton Township side of Hall Rd. It's a totally different type of white trash there. Very important I point that out.

    I knew that place sounded familiar. The east side, downriver, and west side all have their own unique brand of trash.

    TheJape

  • Coach_McGuirk said...

    First clue - Friday night (read: cheaper). Secondly, there are more fat chicks and visible tattoos than a downriver dive bar....at least its a open bar surprisingly....

    For the record, Friday night weddings are the superior choice if during football season.

    Location: Mumbai, India

    sparty419

  • sparty419 said...

    For the record, Friday night weddings are the superior choice if during football season.

    not getting married during football season is the superior choice if during football season

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  • Enrico Palazzo said...

    sounds like it. I think I was at the standard for WT receptions:

    -held at local township hall -subway party sub and meatballs from GFC were the meal -keg of Busch Light -Boones Farm instead of champagne -maid of honor 8 months pregnant -bride and bridesmaids all had visible tatts -turned out bride was pregnant -wife insisted we leave when tattooed Cousin Bob asked "are you injun (wife is Filipina).

    Amazingly that marriage ended 2 years later when bride banged 19 year old coworker at in the storage room of the gas station they worked at together.

    No, I am not making any of this up!

    Subway party sub and Gordon's meatballs sound pretty good. I was thinking about just picking up a couple crave cases -- like one per each folding card table.

    Drugs Delaney

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