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Die? That would work.

Just do a ton of cocaine and bang hookers all day. The weight will fall off in no time.

Stop eating sugar, corn, wheat, potatoes, and rice. Eat meat, eggs, nuts, fruits and vegetables. Workout at least once a week.
This is the easiest way to make the pounds fly off.

order a juicer and follow the reboot diet.
you'll lose a ton of weight but you can't eat crappy foods.

google intermittent fasting. guys are claiming losing body fat and keeping/gaining muscle mass doing that.

Stick your finger down your throat after every meal. The constant, violent muscle spasms you get from puking will get you a six-pack in no time.

Not sure if serious.

I get that there are both joking and serious responses to this thread (although I'm not sure why anyone thinks the OP is looking for a serious response), but I can't tell what this one is.

What in the hell is eating extra sugar every day supposed to do for weight loss?

Then you're not going to get anywhere. Only way to build muscle is to work the muscle. If you're not willing to do that, then you're SOL.

You can get thinner by eating less. That's pretty simple.

Thanks. This website should come in handy at some point.

Not going to happen. Unless you are in that 1% of the population who are genetic freaks, it takes hard work in the gym, and more importantly the kitchen, to get ripped.

There is a reason not everyone is ripped and in good shape. It takes hard work.