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you can jump?

can someone translate this for me? i tried google translator with swedish, canadian and bengalese and i got nothing.

Did you try "sandwich artist speak?

3 and 7/8? No wonder you manscape.

I was doing very well. These 19 year olds we played with were talking shit to 40 year old men. Both of them were black. But I love playing with these guys because they play with intensity. My friend Kleon was the victim of a racial slur. He responded, saying,"You're lucky were aren't at the park right now, sir!" The older gentleman was very good though, he played as though he was a 40 year old version of Christian Watford. A fight broke out, so my friend Malik, who works at the local YCMA, lowered the rims so we could no longer play. We took our talents (or lack there of) to the other side of the gym, where we continued our debauchery. Eventually, the YMCA workers ended the fight and game. Rematch tomorrow I'll post updates while I get a water break for those interested.

(None of us are interested, unless you have a video of a fight)

I went to the batting cages today and was destroying the ball. I lost 8 pounds this winter and it shows.

On a side note, pro combat gloves make shitty batting gloves.