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Is only my outer layer cloaked, or is everything within my system invisible?

If my outer layer simply serves as a cloak, I would go into a public bathroom and climb above one of the stalls. When two people were both taking dumps, I'd wait for one guy to drop a bomb, and right when it hits the water and makes a sound I would shit on the other person's head, making them think the other guy's toilet is somehow a portal to the ceiling above him.

If everything within my system is invisible, I would find the most expensive restaurant where rich guys like Tanfan eat, prop myself above their dinner tables, and shit onto their plates. Then, as they put food into their mouths, they'll taste shit but not know where it came from.

Backstage at Victoria's Secret fashion show.

I would create a new reality/candid camera show, "Oohh That Smell". The main theme would be farting in various public places laying blame on "the mark". Chicks in restaurants, teachers in front of classes, etc.

Completely naked