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DMBSparty said...
I know! Trust me, we were trying to get pregnant and we had the boy. The Daughter was an oops! It is science actually. The male sperm swim faster but die off sooner then the girl sperm. The Girl sperm are slower but live longer and go further. So by dumping deep the boys get there first, the other way the boy sperm die off and the girl sperm make it to the egg.
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MSchott said...
Your child will be a reflection of both of you. If you're wife is high strung it's likely your kid will be as well. But having a child is also an opportunity to reflect on yourself as a person and change so you can raise your child to be as stable as possible. We have a 16 month old son and becoming a parent is the best thing I've done in my life. It's a lot of fun as well as a lot of work and a huge financial burden.
By the way, I'm 54 and my wife is 40 (no pics) and I have no regrets about being a first time father at this age. I think older parents are more mature and stable.
Every time I see your name I think of Marge Schott.
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DMBSparty said...
It is science actually. The male sperm swim faster but die off sooner then the girl sperm. The Girl sperm are slower but live longer and go further. So by dumping deep the boys get there first, the other way the boy sperm die off and the girl sperm make it to the egg.
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DMBSparty said...
That is why most "accidents" are girls and boys where kids that were planned.
Well, shit, that explains my family (I was the accident, my little bro was planned). Also: NOT an image I wanted...dumping it deep...
It's bad enough that they told me I was conceived on Father's Day weekend... "This was a great Spartan day." --Walter Adams | Before you ask, yes, I am a girl.
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DMBSparty said...
I think it is going to be funny when my kids figure out that they were both born 38-40 weeks after our anniversary. They are 2 years 12 days apart.
People are doubting me on this, and I understand the skepticism but I really believe that if a study were done it would be the case. The sperm thing is accurate (Boy sperm fast, but die quicker, Girl sperm slower, but live longer an\d go further).
Although I was specifically planned. My mom said we either have 1 more or no more. They saved the best for last. The fifth child is luckiest number
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DavidsonNCCock said...
we have no kids and have gone back and forth the past few years on a kid or a pool. She's 34 and I'm 32. We've now decided to have one little shithead. She has high blood pressure and her doctor said she needs to be taken off her current med and put on something different. From what she's said, health insurance is about to be a bitch.
Anyone else have a non-tomato fixing sammich wife who has high blood pressure and had a kid? I've been thinking long and hard about this and want her to be as relaxed as possible so she doesn't retard our kid. I'm really worried about that. I'd even be willing to make my own sammiches and be the bitch in this relationship for 9 months if I knew it would make for a healthy kid.
Is this a normal feeling? Anyone else been scared that their kid would not turn out normal?
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GRR Spartan said...
You stuck in the 1960's or just have a portal like Steven King's Nov 22 novel?
Our first child didn't arrive until we were 30,31 and there were a lot of parents older then we were.
The OP referring to the yet to be conceived child as "one little shithead" is disturbing.
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DMBSparty said...
I will start this out by saying that I would not trade my kids for anything in the world and love them more then anyone or anything in the world.
But NOOOOOOOOOO! Your life is no longer yours anymore, everything you do involves them, EVERYTHING! If you go out you need a babysitter, if you go out of town, you think it will be cool but it sucks because even though the time off and non chaos of having the little ones around is somewhat nice. It sucks because you miss them like crazy. Hell it sucks when I leave for work before they get up and officiate right after work and get home after they are in bed because I hate not seeing them every day. If you drink remember they don't care if you are hungover, they still get up early as hell and with a full diaper of poop. And in my case our trying for our first one took a total of one month, while I know some people think that is good, I thought I would get at least 4 months of easy action. And then after the first they are super fertile and they get pregnant very easy. Then you have two kids! Then you are paying for diapers for two and $2000 a month in daycare/preschool. You and your wife might make a good combined income, but you will be broke because all you money goes into Daycare, Diaper, Formula and clothes because they grow so effing fast. And sleep, doesn't happen. Alone time with the wife, not often. And get prepared to get puked, peed and maybe even pooped on.
Either way good luck, they really are fun, just a lot of work and your life is going to be a complete 180 from what it is now.
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CockAtLaw said...
Guys, OP is trolling you bad. Think about It for a second. The dude posts all day long, he is ugly as shit and his wife already gets down with some of his Mexican employees because she likes their exotic touch. The only reason she got with OP in the first place was because she thought the metro-sexual thing was kind of cool and needed the health insurance. I'm calling BS on any plans of impregnating. OP will be lucky if the kid comes out as a white baby so he can pass it off as his own.
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CockAtLaw said...
Guys, OP is trolling you bad. Think about It for a second. The dude posts all day long, he is ugly as shit and his wife already gets down with some of his Mexican employees because she likes their exotic touch. The only reason she got with OP in the first place was because she thought the metro-sexual thing was kind of cool and needed the health insurance. I'm calling BS on any plans of impregnating. OP will be lucky if the kid comes out as a white baby so he can pass it off as his own.
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CockAtLaw said...
Guys, OP is trolling you bad. Think about It for a second. The dude posts all day long, he is ugly as shit and his wife already gets down with some of his Mexican employees because she likes their exotic touch. The only reason she got with OP in the first place was because she thought the metro-sexual thing was kind of cool and needed the health insurance. I'm calling BS on any plans of impregnating. OP will be lucky if the kid comes out as a white baby so he can pass it off as his own.
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