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Monte Ball arrested

  • Derp.

    Reports: Wisconsin Running Back Montee Ball Arrested For Lamest Offense Ever

    Twitter is aflutter with reports of one of the silliest transgressions in college football. Montee Ball was apparently arrested and cited for trespassing during Wisconsins annual Mifflin Street block party. The picture above, appeared on Twitter minutes ago and purports to show Ball being taken away by a couple of crossing guard-looking police officers.

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    Dr Leo Spaceman

  • He will "not start" against their first cream puff.

    35,600 posts and counting since 09-09-2002. tRCMB Dead Pool Commissioner.

    pulling69

  • How does this compare to the EL police?

    Big John Studd

  • Big John Studd said...

    How does this compare to the EL police?

    Better question is who's name is on the title of his car?

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    Dr Leo Spaceman

  • I heard he was wearing a ski mask.

    MSUManiac13

  • MSUManiac13 said...

    I heard he was wearing a ski mask.

    Kirk Cousins was knocking fools out left and right.

    35,600 posts and counting since 09-09-2002. tRCMB Dead Pool Commissioner.

    pulling69

  • Ironic twist, it was bret bielema that called the cops on him: shitty wedding gift, and not from the registry. Total dick move on ball's part.

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    Dr Leo Spaceman

  • Bielema yelled at Ball, as soon as he finished drinking the two-story beer bong and doing the Humpty Dance with some sorority girls.

    Final Countdown

  • The rules of Mifflin are well known. If your buddy was dumb enough to break them he deserved the ticket. Been there 7 times starting as a 17 year old HS student and never had a single problem.

    Would love to hear why the person wanted him off the property.

    "Put your mother in a straight-jacket you punk ass white boy." ~ Mike Tyson

    tig ol bitties19581

  • Sally O'Malley said...

    Cops in Madison aren't usually bad, but they have some absurd rules for Mifflin. A buddy of mine was given a $300 citation for walking down the sidewalk with a unopened glass fifth of Jack in a grocery bag. Just because there was no glass of any kind allowed anywhere.

    Given that I may be talking out of my ass cause I wasn't really in that situation....

    If he knew there wasn't supposed to be glass there and it was in a brown bag (if it was see through I guess he's screwed), why wouldn't you refuse to show the cop whats in the bag?

    sprtnjdk

  • arrested for trespassing because the owner didn't want him on his porch during a block party. using the cops as your cock block is pretty fucking weak lol

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    boozhoo

  • boozhoo said...

    arrested for trespassing because the owner didn't want him on his porch during a block party. using the cops as your cock block is pretty fucking weak lol

    Consider an alternative theory.

    Monte ball plunges into the endzone in mid december, dashing the hopes and dreams of spartan everywhere. One particularly chagrined spartan quits his jobs, sells his possessions, and moves to madison, wisconsin.

    Knowing of the traditions of the cousin fuckers that call themselves badgers, he rents a home on Mifflin street, it becomes well known as a party hang out and a pretty bad ass deck. He keeps the deck accessible and the fridge stocked with md 20/20 and Jenkem, both known to be popular among badger footballers. 6 months of carefully planned revenge came down to one day, the party on mifflin at the end of the semester. As soon as the opportunity presented itself, bam, monte ball gets busted for trespassing.

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    Dr Leo Spaceman

  • Dr Leo Spaceman said...

    Consider an alternative theory.

    Monte ball plunges into the endzone in mid december, dashing the hopes and dreams of spartan everywhere. One particularly chagrined spartan quits his jobs, sells his possessions, and moves to madison, wisconsin.

    Knowing of the traditions of the cousin fuckers that call themselves badgers, he rents a home on Mifflin street, it becomes well known as a party hang out and a pretty bad ass deck. He keeps the deck accessible and the fridge stocked with md 20/20 and Jenkem, both known to be popular among badger footballers. 6 months of carefully planned revenge came down to one day, the party on mifflin at the end of the semester. As soon as the opportunity presented itself, bam, monte ball gets busted for trespassing.

    Ok guys, it was me.

    Spartans ATTACK

  • Dr Leo Spaceman said...

    Consider an alternative theory.

    Monte ball plunges into the endzone in mid december, dashing the hopes and dreams of spartan everywhere. One particularly chagrined spartan quits his jobs, sells his possessions, and moves to madison, wisconsin.

    Knowing of the traditions of the cousin fuckers that call themselves badgers, he rents a home on Mifflin street, it becomes well known as a party hang out and a pretty bad ass deck. He keeps the deck accessible and the fridge stocked with md 20/20 and Jenkem, both known to be popular among badger footballers. 6 months of carefully planned revenge came down to one day, the party on mifflin at the end of the semester. As soon as the opportunity presented itself, bam, monte ball gets busted for trespassing.

    Yes this is awesome, but he must be a genius for knowing Montee would refuse to leave.

    What kind of special person refuses to leave when asked, probably repeatedly, so that the cops have to come? Like, wouldn't he have to be on the property with the cops there and refuse to leave for them to arrest him for trespassing?

    sprtnjdk

  • Sally O'Malley said...

    I'm not sure what you can do in that situation. I'm pretty sure my friend never paid the ticket, and has a warrant out in Wisconsin.

    Well, that's one way to deal with it.

    sprtnjdk

  • Dr Leo Spaceman said...

    Consider an alternative theory.

    Monte ball plunges into the endzone in mid december, dashing the hopes and dreams of spartan everywhere. One particularly chagrined spartan quits his jobs, sells his possessions, and moves to madison, wisconsin.

    Knowing of the traditions of the cousin fuckers that call themselves badgers, he rents a home on Mifflin street, it becomes well known as a party hang out and a pretty bad ass deck. He keeps the deck accessible and the fridge stocked with md 20/20 and Jenkem, both known to be popular among badger footballers. 6 months of carefully planned revenge came down to one day, the party on mifflin at the end of the semester. As soon as the opportunity presented itself, bam, monte ball gets busted for trespassing.

    The newest addition to the ring of honor.

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    RBW Spartan

  • TPain151807

  • That's crazy.

    I originally read the title as "lamest offense ever" as in the UW offense is slow and boring.

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    TheBlitzIsOn

  • TheBlitzIsOn said...

    I originally read the title as "lamest offense ever" as in the UW offense is slow and boring.

    wrong sport

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    Nutz Interface

  • Thug! Criminal!

    -you know who

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    JEK

  • Violence is out of the question.

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    Dr Leo Spaceman

  • I looked up the "rules" for this block party and one site said: Know whose party you are at (and make sure they know you), otherwise “trespassing” is a $303 fine.

    So maybe the cops were just being dicks, asked him about the party and he didn't know whose house his was at [oldshrug]

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    CORNER BLITZ

  • Why would Ball not leave? Why would a young man who might make $$$$ after this year, refuse to leave a porch? What was the beer they were serving?

    northandwells

  • I hate Wisky, but that is probably the weakest arrest ever. Yeah he should have left the porch, which is odd that he didn't and that someone would call the cops over that. And even worse at the price of the ticket. Ball won't miss a down over this and I can't say I blame Captain Caveman.

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    DMBSparty

  • Party got out of control last year so the cops are trying to lay down the hammer. They threatened the residents that if their house parties got to big they would get ticketed. In return the residents signed some deal that they could call the cops whenever to have people they didn't know ticketed for trespassing. Will be interesting to see the official arrest count tomorrow but I am guessing it will be over 1,000. No real story here other than the house owners probably wont be able to show their face in the student section for a while.

    Doc Rodgers