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My time has come to change shorts

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12 months ago

A lot of movement in my shorts tonight. BDubs wasn't cooperating with my butthole. Anybody been able to get through this? Not much improvement so far.
Do you respect wood?
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12 months ago

Ugh, sorry to hear it. I was going to go there for dinner tonight but ended up going out for drinks with a friend.
Getting it for lunch tomorrow though.. hope we don't visit the same place!
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12 months ago

"BDubs wasn't cooperating with my butthole." I have NO idea what that means.

This post was edited by GreenMeany on 5/20/2012 at 10:53 AM
"Look at this. An entire generation of Cinderellas, and there's no glass slipper coming." -- Mother in ALMOST FAMOUS
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12 months ago

GreenMeany said...
"BDubs wasn't cooperating with my butthole." I have NO idea what that means.

Anal gone awry
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12 months ago

I've done some investigating. BDubs is slang for Buffalo Wild Wings. Hence, I think I can parse this:
A lot of movement in my shorts tonight. = I'm sporting wood
BDubs wasn't cooperating with my butthole. = because something I ate is giving me the shits.
Anybody been able to get through this? = Anybody else been in a bar with a boner and crap in their pants?
Not much improvement so far. = Life (still) sucks.
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