MSU Red Cedar Message Board

I would have expected more of a "sex with farm animals" theme... which is what everyone at the university is into.

"These Midwesterners just went cuckoo bananas over the Iowa uniforms," said Nike head designer and Greek expatriate Christopher Polyblend, "so we decided to bestow new, regionally-specific uniforms for each school. I am a busy man, however, so the designs will be based on the whatever scraps of news or broad stereotypes about the schools that I encounter."

I think forks down on the gloves makes more sense. The Damon Bailey thing doesn't really work for me. Bravo on the effort. Enjoyable!