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No sex on your birthday. Grounds for divorce?

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So as you saw in a previous thread, yesterday was my birthday. As of yet, tWife has still not given me a "present". She said she was too tired tuesday night at midnight. The same thing last night. Again tonight. Gentlemen, what say you?
and yes, I know. Not so cool story, bro.
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It could be worse, today is my wife's birthday and she spent it all with me (getting an apendectomy)
Sparty is our mascot, we are Spartans.
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Surprise anal.
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I hate to break the news to you, but it's time to lower your expectations. Your birthday, and your wants and desires, means nothing. Welcome to the club.
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Anal
It had to be said.
Oh and just go get a hooker for your b-day.
There's a time and a place for everything and it's called college.
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2 years ago

wingfanjim said...
So as you saw in a previous thread, yesterday was my birthday. As of yet, tWife has still not given me a "present". She said she was too tired tuesday night at midnight. The same thing last night. Again tonight. Gentlemen, what say you?
and yes, I know. Not so cool story, bro.

how long have you been married? I would say that this is absolutely grounds for divorce. Dare I ask how long its been since you've seen some play?
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2 years ago

Too old for birthday sex.
Congrats. Both feet are firmly planted on the slippery slope to death.
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It's happened to me
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Are you over in Nam celebrating your birthday? Because we have rules here.
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TX Sparty said...
Are you over in Nam celebrating your birthday? Because we have rules here.

maybe Libya would be a more recent analogy?
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TX Sparty said...
Are you over in Nam celebrating your birthday? Because we have rules here.

You want pics of him angrily punching the englishman because his wife is faking a headache?
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Brodson said...
how long have you been married? I would say that this is absolutely grounds for divorce. Dare I ask how long its been since you've seen some play?

We've been married less than two years. The worst part is that this is a "milestone" birthday for me.
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wingfanjim said...
So as you saw in a previous thread, yesterday was my birthday. As of yet, tWife has still not given me a "present". She said she was too tired tuesday night at midnight. The same thing last night. Again tonight. Gentlemen, what say you?
and yes, I know. Not so cool story, bro.

there has to be like a reasonable explanation.... like she's sleeping with your boss or something like that.
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2 years ago

I highly doubt that.

This post was edited by wingfanjim on 4/21/2011 at 10:27 PM
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wingfanjim said...
Actually, I don't have a boss at the moment. The position is currently vacant.

like, maybe i could like, take that position then
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Nucky Thompson said...
It depends. Are you like 65-70 years old?

Just turned 30.
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A HJ, at the bare minimum, is in order.
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Pics of wife
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wingfanjim said...
Just turned 30.

Fap to facebook

This post was edited by GoGreenMSU on 4/21/2011 at 10:32 PM
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GoGreenMSU said...
Fab to facebook

Fab?
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wingfanjim said...
We've been married less than two years. The worst part is that this is a "milestone" birthday for me.

I already told you, it's not about you. You have no more milestones. Now go rub her feet and hope you get to stay in her house for a few more years.
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2 years ago

Why can't American men figure out how to get their wives to have sex with them? Most odd.
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Maybe she's on the rag.
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wingfanjim said...
So as you saw in a previous thread, yesterday was my birthday. As of yet, tWife has still not given me a "present". She said she was too tired tuesday night at midnight. The same thing last night. Again tonight. Gentlemen, what say you?
and yes, I know. Not so cool story, bro.

She is thinking about someone else.
Dr Opti, providing wisdom;one message at a time.
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