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You're also making the 'outside' stink like your urine and it's a fantastic way to end up on the sex offenders list. Google it and piss inside and thank me.

A grown man without kids who uses the term "wee wee?"

Sure, I tinkle outside sometimes. Sometimes poopy doody too.

Regularly - of course I live in the woods.

i join my dog outside for a nice wee wee when its warmer and dark.

same here...especially when drinking...but not in the winter

See no real problem with this, as long as you don't offend anyone. Don't know of one good golfer who hasn't let loose in the woods or bushes after a few brewskis. I get this awful mental picture of ghost as Kevin Costner in "WaterWorld", using his urine re-cycling device in his garden...

Dear Abby,
Though a frequent reader (after my wife), I've only now found a reason to write to you, in response to the lady who feared her husband's habit of urinating on their lawn was inappropriate.

So it may be, but the fact remains that all men pee outdoors.

My best to you and continued good luck with your column.

Charlton Heston (Beverly Hills, CA)

Dear Charlton,
Thank you for your imput.

Abigail Van Buren

Yeah but was anyone around to hear it? Or am I confusing my metaphor?

Yes.

Signed,

HoldenHallHustler

what if you are doing it on a grade school boys face?

Years ago when my dad remodeled our only bathroom, we didn't have a toilet for 2 weeks. We had to use a bucket with a toliet seat to go to the bathroom outside. And this was in winter. It was loads of fun.