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OT - Best way to tell a girl she's getting too attached

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13 months ago

We were friends first and have a few mutual friends so I can't just shit on her heart like I would normally do. I don't want to stop dating her, I just don't need a serious girlfriend. I have already tried:
1) Telling her to make me a tomato sammich on rye and,
2) Anal
Both had the effect opposite of what I intended.
I met her in 'Nam but she looks similar to this girl.
'preciate cha'
Edit: I got really screwed over by my ex-fiance' a couple months ago and am dealing with that currently as well. A serious gf is a no-no.

This post has been edited 2 times, most recently by tBell Tolls on 4/13/2012 at 12:01 PM
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13 months ago

she'll either get pissed off or get more attached. She'll be like that until you break up.
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13 months ago

Sleep with her mom
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13 months ago

Royal said...
she'll either get pissed off or get more attached. She'll be like that until you break up.

I'm figuring that the situation is basically f***ed already, but one can always hope.
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13 months ago

So she looks like that, makes you sammiches, and gives you anal, huh?
Question: Why is it you don't need a serious girlfriend?
Suggestion: Tell her - "Hey, you're a cool girl, but I don't want a serious girlfriend. I just enjoy our playtime / friends with benefits situation."
If that doesn't work, then go to work on threesomes and whatever else you have an interest in trying out.
--- --- "If you want to be the Man, then you have got to BE the Man." -- CA Sparty's Dad
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13 months ago

girls are cute
ug...
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So you were approved for landing in the anus? Do tell.
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tBell Tolls said...
I'm figuring that the situation is basically f***ed already, but one can always stick with anal.

Fixed that for you
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Brodson said...
So you were approved for landing in the anus? Do tell.

Preliminary ANALysis shows that it's not all it's CRACKed up to be.
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tBell Tolls said...
Preliminary ANALysis shows that it's not all it's CRACKed up to be.

Then you're doing it wrong...
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If she looks like the girl in the second picture, you're making a huge mistake, bro.
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Horribly disfigure yourself.
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There is a song, it goes "hold on loosely, but don't let go, if you hold too tight girl, you're gonna lose control."
Play it for her over and over.
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Wait a damn minute...did you just say anal was no good?? Immediate ban in this thread please.
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Brodson said...
Wait a damn minute...did you just say anal was no good?? Immediate ban in this thread please.

To each his own, bro. If your girl does her Kegel's the P is all you need imo.
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tBell Tolls said...
To each his own, bro. If your girl does her Kegel's the P is all you need imo.

get some shit on the dipstick, did ya?
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13 months ago

refer to her as your "#1 fuck buddy"
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Any girl that Pursues a man that was engaged or married in the past 6 months is a fool. She should have been prepped for disappointment.
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Better yet, #2 fuck buddy.
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La Paz Spartan said...
It sounds like you gave her the "slow dick".
Rookie mistake.

I'm not familiar. Elaborate?
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La Paz Spartan said...
Instead of "fucking her", you "made love to her"(possibly with Barry White in the background).
That shit sends mixed messages. Can't do it.

Motherf***ing f***er. You're right.
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Motherf***ing f***er. You're right.

wtf is wrong with you! you didn't kiss her too, did you?
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A.M. wood said...
wtf is wrong with you! you didn't kiss her too, did you?

Shit! I was just doing what I was good at! I wasn't thinking!
I gone.
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tBell Tolls said...
Shit! I was just doing what I was good at! I wasn't thinking! I gone.

Dude...She already told her daddy about you and you fked.
Minus well move to Alaska or some shit.
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AvgMSUJoe said...
Minus well move to Alaska or some shit.

I can't move for 3 years at least. Is there any way to come out of this unscathed?
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