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Oh, I can't wait for you men to chime in on this . . .

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The comments section was interesting.
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Gob_Bluth said...
Even Robert Paulsen?

Already did.
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GRR Spartan said...
Nucky has jumped to another personna

I'm banning as fast as I can
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Snake Plissken said...
That's sad. What about A cups?

Not above it.
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Buffalo Spartan said...
All those dudes trying to hit up Marla are Nucky.

I thought they were all blanch.
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And for the record, you men (with a few exceptions) are all wonderful and you guys make me laugh all the time. I think 99.99% of the men who post here are great.
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Minnie said...
And for the record, you men (with a few exceptions) are all wonderful and you guys make me laugh all the time. I think 99.99% of the men who post here are great.

Let's ball.
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JMCSpartan08 said...
Let's ball.

I'm warning you, I'm bat shit crazy and have a very intuitive cat!
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Minnie said...
Dear RCMB boyfriends: the next time one of you start yet another thread about the batshit crazy woman in your life, please stop omitting the fact that you knew she was crazy from the start but didn't care because your "friend from down under" wanted some action.
Meet "Marla." "Marla" is the OKCupid alterego of Alyssa Kramer, a Philadelphia-area blogger (and very funny lady) who dared venture to answer the question "Just how f---ing batty does a gal have to get before guys on the internet stop trying to f--- her?"

My life would be cake if not for all the pathetic dudes that provide shoulders and false expectations.
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Minnie said...
Dear RCMB boyfriends: the next time one of you start yet another thread about the batshit crazy woman in your life, please stop omitting the fact that you knew she was crazy from the start but didn't care because your "friend from down under" wanted some action.
Meet "Marla." "Marla" is the OKCupid alterego of Alyssa Kramer, a Philadelphia-area blogger (and very funny lady) who dared venture to answer the question "Just how f---ing batty does a gal have to get before guys on the internet stop trying to f--- her?"

We're at fault for the crazy. We put up with crazy because we need what women can give us. We've allowed this situation to exist, but we can't control ourselves to improve the craziness in women.
I've never met a girl who wasn't some combination of insecure and insane.
I've met plenty that seem great at first, but I've never really gotten to know a woman who isn't at least a little nuts. That includes all of my friends and family. But that won't stop me from hoping the next girl isn't as crazy deep down as the last one was. I'm part of the problem and i can't help myself.

This post was edited by MAC System87950 on 5/30/2012 at 9:21 PM
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blanch32 said...
My life would be cake if not for all the pathetic dudes that provide shoulders and false expectations.

Yes blanch, I am positive your problems scoring with boatloads of women are strictly the fault of other men.
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12 months ago

Oh wait, was she talking about my penis??
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Minnie said...
Yes blanch, I am positive your problems scoring with boatloads of women are strictly the fault of other men.

I spit bourbon out on this post.
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Ok so I actually read the article, and no joke this seemed to be the case w any decent looking female that would respnd to me. No wonder I discovered the important of body shots!
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Minnie said...
I'm warning you, I'm bat shit crazy and have a very intuitive cat!

I already posted a complete and accurate list of my concerns.
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L.G.R.W.
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TheBlitzIsOn said...
Oh wait, was she talking about my penis??

NO! I was referring to your friend from Australia.
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GRR Spartan said...
Nucky has jumped to another personna

I thought he was gay, NTTAWT
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Minnie said...
Yes blanch, I am positive your problems scoring with boatloads of women are strictly the fault of other men.

You eliminate the tools and all of a sudden there are an insane amount of cats running on the floor and no pedistools to jump on!
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blanch32 said...
You eliminate the tools and all of a sudden there are an insane amount of cats running on the floor and no pedistools to jump on!

Is that like a pedestal made of poop that old people call stool or a pedestal you can sit on at the bar?
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blanch32 said...
You eliminate the tools and all of a sudden there are an insane amount of cats running on the floor and no pedistools to jump on!

WTF is a pedistool?!
Is it some kind of sick fetish pedicure?
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JMCSpartan08 said...
Is that like a pedestal made of poop that old people call stool or a pedestal you can sit on at the bar?

Pedi-stool
He likes to jump on child poop, dude.
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Dr Leo Spaceman said...
Pedi-stool
He likes to jump on child poop, dude.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Stool_Scale
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Well first off, her entire sample space consists of guys on online dating sites.
2nd, I've fucked many girls that I not only don't like but also didn't even find attractive. In fact, some I've actively disliked. I've dated none of these.
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Minnie said...
And for the record, you men (with a few exceptions) are all wonderful and you guys make me laugh all the time. I think 99.99% of the men who post here are great.

and to tell the truth, combine bats**t crazy AND bacon... well I'm sure that's what heaven is like.
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