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You should probably start banging dudes.

That wasn't as bad as you guys made me think.

A lot of it is the hair and posing. I was trying to figure out how some of them had smaller noses in the after shots. They just turned their head and usually had their hair done.
And most of the worst ones are older like Puma Swede. She's got to be in her 40s now. Either that or the worst ones are bad before and after.
But for the most part usually they looked kinda cute before and hotter after.

Wrong. Human males would be the ones wearing their makeup if we were "like other species". It's called sexual selection and happens when females are very choosy about who to mate with.

Ahhh great.... I had this exact feeling when I found out Santa wasn't real... Nice...

men who could afford to be the peacocks in the 18th Century made as much an effort as any women today. Makeup, wigs, long flowing clothing that shimmered with gold inlay. They were the ones putting on a show.
Then in the 19th Century bourgeois sensibilities took over and men dressed simply like the clergy or in tapered down military clothing. Elton John aside: the pared down look stuck for most Western men ever since.

Between the homely looking actresses, loud moans, and all that silicone one might come to think porn is really, really fake. Who knew?

This girl is straight up hot with and without makeup, but I am incapable of finding any of her work. I never have that problem.

Many men use expensive cars, watches, clothes, etc., as their peacock feathers.

pr0n stars wear a lot of eye makeup.

very average looking bunch, some better than others. sometimes you gotta polish the apple.

That Puma Swede thing is pretty nasty though.

WTF?

There are a lot of scary looking women on there. But you guys don't look at their faces that much anyway. It's all about tits, ass, and how much can they swallow. So this really shouldn't be that big of a surprise with them.

I've heard you take facials better too.