SpartanTailgate

Online Now 1540

FBS Independents
Notre Dame
CAA
Old Dominion
CONFERENCE USA
ECU
Sun Belt
Georgia State
South Alabama
SoCon
Appalachian State
MVC
Missouri State

Professional
Tennessee Titans

MSU Red Cedar Message Board

The largest and most active MSU Spartans board on the web

On this Board 1144
Record: 12118 (3/18/2012)

Online now 1595
Record: 10351 (3/11/2012)

Post a New Topic
Back to Topics
Sigs off
My boards ▾
Jump to a board I follow

You have no favorite boards.
Follow board
Follow board

Follow This Topic
-4 from 6 users
Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4

Post the two most manly things about yourself

- Reply
- Quote
- Rate Up Rate Down
12 months ago

I jumped out of the first two planes I ever flew in.
I have an enormous penis.
PolskaSpartan
- 5 stars
  Rating: 93
  2420 votes total
- (1839)
- 30 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
- Reply
- Quote
- Rate Up Rate Down
12 months ago

tLonelyStoner said...
i'm going to go with Asian who has no friends for $2,000 Alex

What is a Nucky?
mears
- 5 stars
  Rating: 89
  114 votes total
- (106)
- 30 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
- Reply
- Quote
- Rate Up Rate Down
12 months ago

(1) I have a penis.
(2) I have a hard penis from time to time.
SeeGreen
- 5 stars
  Rating: 95
  9868 votes total
- (7665)
- 30 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
- Reply
- Quote
- Rate Up Rate Down
12 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

1. Cuba imports cigars from me.
2. I once brought a knife to a gun fight, to even the odds.
3. I bowl overhand.
M Go Blow Me
- 5 stars
  Rating: 96
  105 votes total
- (84)
- 14 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
- Reply
- Quote
- Rate Up Rate Down
12 months ago

I am a malt liquor enthusiast.
I have effed big girl sluts from the bar with no condom
I grew up north of Columbia Ave in Battle Creek and lived.
Big John Studd
- 5 stars
  Rating: 86
  3910 votes total
- America J Pop Fun Time Now
- (5908)
- 30 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
- Reply
- Quote
- Rate Up Rate Down
12 months ago

I post on tRCMB and rarely use tSearch Function
I ask for "hot" when ordering Thai food
sleepy01
- 5 stars
  Rating: 86
  5049 votes total
- ¡ Dale !
- (3569)
- 23 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
- Reply
- Quote
- Rate Up Rate Down
12 months ago

I created life (2 sons), and I saved someone else's life.
Nommad
- 5 stars
  Rating: 81
  4078 votes total
- (3400)
- 30 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
- Reply
- Quote
- Rate Up Rate Down
12 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

1. I have the world's best immune system because of all the manure I have ingested.
2. I can artificially inseminate a cow.
MSUBeefman
- 5 stars
  Rating: 86
  965 votes total
- (795)
- 15 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
- Reply
- Quote
- Rate Up Rate Down
12 months ago

1. I once lost a golf ball in my chest hair
2. Fuck a second reason.
Jools Holland
- 5 stars
  Rating: 97
  14391 votes total
- (5175)
- 30 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
- Reply
- Quote
- Rate Up Rate Down
12 months ago

I'm much more comfortable hanging around guys than girls.
I enjoy watching sports and drinking beer.

This post was edited by Dendrobates on 6/18/2012 at 9:09 AM
Dendrobates
- 3 stars
  Rating: 58
  4960 votes total
- The Attention Whore
- (7815)
- 30 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
- Reply
- Quote
- Rate Up Rate Down
12 months ago

was a former all american linebacker at TC Williams HS in Virginia
I've got a massively large genitalia
Gary Bertier
- 5 stars
  Rating: 83
  24 votes total
- (27)
- 14 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
- Reply
- Quote
- Rate Up Rate Down
12 months ago

1. I've had a beard since freshman year of college (haven't seen my chin since the summer of '06)
2. I can crush you with my biceps
What is that, a Titleist? A hole in one...
Cosmo_Kramer
- 5 stars
  Rating: 81
  8911 votes total
- The Assman
- (12138)
- 30 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
- Reply
- Quote
- Rate Up Rate Down
12 months ago

I have a full beard and stache.....and I like to lift weights hard core......
...and I prefer hanging out in bars with other manly men.....

This post was edited by 305Sparty on 6/18/2012 at 9:25 AM
Formally know as SouthFloridaSpartan
305Sparty
- 5 stars
  Rating: 86
  381 votes total
- (440)
- 30 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
- Reply
- Quote
- Rate Up Rate Down
12 months ago

305Sparty said...
I have a full beard and stache.....and I like to lift weights hard core......
...and I prefer hanging out in bars with other manly men.....

+1 for the nice goatee
-1 for the hat
What is that, a Titleist? A hole in one...
Cosmo_Kramer
- 5 stars
  Rating: 81
  8911 votes total
- The Assman
- (12138)
- 30 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
- Reply
- Quote
- Rate Up Rate Down
12 months ago

I have burned over 20,000 gallons of diesel fuel and Gasoline in 4 Kubotas, 4 Mercurys, 5 Ford Pickups, 6 BMWs and an Oldsmobile.. and a handful of other lawn Tractors and Mowers over the course of the last 27 years.
I have killed hundreds of sheep, goats, Chickens and Cattle with a knife, axe, gun or my bare hands..
Sponge Worthy
- 5 stars
  Rating: 89
  2231 votes total
- (1794)
- 13 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
- Reply
- Quote
- Rate Up Rate Down
12 months ago

D.Wags said...
I asked my father in law if he would mind if I married his daughter before I asked her.
I didn't piss myself when I did.

Ditto
buckeyesparty
- 5 stars
  Rating: 91
  316 votes total
- (473)
- 30 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
- Reply
- Quote
- Rate Up Rate Down
12 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

ass dan said...
The dog in your avatar is fucking awesome, I have a golden too. best dogs ever.

Gracias. You are correct, goldens are awesome in general and my golden has a higher degree of awesomeness than an average one.
Has No Left
- 5 stars
  Rating: 89
  1020 votes total
- (876)
- 30 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
- Reply
- Quote
- Rate Up Rate Down
12 months ago

1. I kill deer and eat them.
2. I drive aggressively and am always willing to pull off the side of the road to settle a grievance.

This post was edited by LoneWolfSparty on 6/18/2012 at 10:37 AM
LoneWolfSparty
- 4 stars
  Rating: 66
  11836 votes total
- Permanently Banned
- (11952)
- 30 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
- Reply
- Quote
- Rate Up Rate Down
12 months ago

Metal_Sparty said...
I have a penis I don't have a vagina/tits.

Unfortunately, I feel the tits parts is going to rule out a lot of RMCBers.
www.housekeepingassociates.com
morgarc
- 5 stars
  Rating: 95
  897 votes total
- (1405)
- 30 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
- Reply
- Quote
- Rate Up Rate Down
12 months ago

Gary Bertier said...
was a former all american linebacker at TC Williams HS in Virginia
I've got a massively large genitalia

Nucky.
LoneWolfSparty
- 4 stars
  Rating: 66
  11836 votes total
- Permanently Banned
- (11952)
- 30 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
- Reply
- Quote
- Rate Up Rate Down
12 months ago

morgarc said...
Unfortunately, I feel the tits parts is going to rule out a lot of RMCBers.

Especially Dawg, Dendrobates, etc..............
LoneWolfSparty
- 4 stars
  Rating: 66
  11836 votes total
- Permanently Banned
- (11952)
- 30 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
- Reply
- Quote
- Rate Up Rate Down
12 months ago

Gary Bertier said...
was a former all american linebacker at TC Williams HS in Virginia
I've got a massively large genitalia

All American while in high school?? Pretty impressive.
I made the Dean's List in middle school.

Edit: and how can you be a "former" AA linebacker? Once an AA, always an AA. That is unless the award was taken away from you for PEDs or eligibility or something.

This post was edited by sleepy01 on 6/18/2012 at 10:44 AM
sleepy01
- 5 stars
  Rating: 86
  5049 votes total
- ¡ Dale !
- (3569)
- 23 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
- Reply
- Quote
- Rate Up Rate Down
12 months ago

iShiggidy said...
1. I scored in the top 10% of the top 1% of the nation when I took the PSAT and SAT in hs
2. I won a baseball state championship with my elementary school travel team, on which I was the best pitcher

1) I can kick your ass.
2) I can kick your ass.
Motown Spartan
- 5 stars
  Rating: 89
  11779 votes total
- (7124)
- 30 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
- Reply
- Quote
- Rate Up Rate Down
12 months ago

1) i have one testicle that is petty and argumentative.
2) the other one is rather pleasant.
AMwood
- 5 stars
  Rating: 96
  20128 votes total
- Chili Re-anal
- (7079)
- 30 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
- Reply
- Quote
- Rate Up Rate Down
12 months ago

A.M. wood said...
1) i have one testicle that is petty and argumentative. 2) the other one is rather pleasant.

James Westphal and Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
What is that, a Titleist? A hole in one...
Cosmo_Kramer
- 5 stars
  Rating: 81
  8911 votes total
- The Assman
- (12138)
- 30 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User

Post a New Topic
Back to Topics
« Previous Topic
Next Topic »
Boards ▾

MSU Red Cedar Message Board

The largest and most active MSU Spartans board on the web

The Press Box

The place to ask questions to SpartanTailgate's recruiting experts

Duffy Daugherty Forum

"The Duff" is dedicated to Michigan State football recruiting discussion

Jack Breslin Forum

"The Bres" is dedicated to Michigan State basketball recruiting discussion

Wells Hall Off Topic Board

This is your pulpit to preach to the masses about everything from politics to religion

Marketplace & Ticket Exchange

The place to buy, trade or sell Michigan State tickets

Fantasy Sports Forum

For fantasy football and other fantasy sports discussion

Test/Feedback Forum
Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4

Michigan State

247Sports

Features

Resources

Connect

247Sports In partnership with CBS Sports