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Question for drunks/polocks

  • PolskaSpartan said...

    I feel particularly well suited to answer this question.

    Well....we're waiting....

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    "You learned the two greatest thing in life, never rat on your friends, and always keep your mouth shut." ~Robert DeNiro

    Jimmy Conway

  • Jimmy Conway said...

    Well....we're waiting....

    this

    Brodson ●

  • Even a polack doesn't know it's not "polock". roflmao

    Vegas Vic

  • This should help you get to the root of the problem.

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    SoCal Spartan

  • as a fellow polack, i can tell you that my grandparents (first generation) had a set similar to this that they used for sherry and/or port after dinner. it was brought over from the old country, and that's all they ever put in them.

    This post was edited by boozhoo on 4/8/2012 at 12:23 PM

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    boozhoo

  • I'm not convinced there's a "right" or "wrong" answer to your question. Generally, snifters are used for things that open up when warmed, because the bottom of the glass is meant to fit in the palm of the drinker's hand, and be warmed by it. Typically, brandy or various kinds of whiskey (including scotch) would be perfect in these glasses.

    I have no bones to pick with any of the answers you've received, though. Drink milk out of 'em, if you'd like, or beer, or whatever. You may find that you enjoy most drinks that are meant to be slightly warmer than room temperature.

    Salut!

    SpartanInNH

  • Jimmy Conway said...

    Well....we're waiting....

    I'm glad you asked, Jimmy.

    The story begins as many stories do, mainly with a lot of people completely uninterested. But polar bear with me, and I'll tell you a tale.

    Word on the street has it, there were four polacks. Knucklefist Kowalski, Ted Goraliewzsiceziesi, Alvin Tochaeshalwhasckagodzillaryushrouyukenczek, Seamus O' Penis, and Ted.

    They were walking on a barren road in the Ukraine, as people in the Ukraine are wont to do, when Seamus remarked, "If I had a nickel every time you called me a twat, I'd have at least thirty-five cents." To which Alvin remarked, "HEY! I HAVE A PENIS!".

    Needless to say, Alvin, Knucklefist and Seamus O' Stereotype were thrown off by Alvin's sudden outburst. Ted adjusted his nose and his eyeball, and said, "You know what? I may be blind but it's not like I can't see [i] your condecension. Condesnesion? Condezenseen? I'M BLIND, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT ME TO KNOW PHONICS."

    If you'd like to figure out what Seamus's problem is, cause he's totally a twat, post page 46. If you'd like to see where Seamus O' Drunkenirish is going to go, post a picture of massive tits.

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    PolskaSpartan

  • Seamus thought to himself, "Isn't there something else out there? "Am I trapped in a Harlem Globetrotters double dribble? Am I like "Slimer" from the "Real" Ghostbusters, where I dance to make people laugh?" "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?" "If you ever played a couple games at LaserQuest in Madison Heights, didn't you find it odd that some 35 year-old?e doucheankle named "Centel" took great pleasure in having that being the only thing going for him? FUCK YOU ASSHOLE I HIT YOU FAIR AND SQUARE?

    DOES ANYONE REALIZE THAT ALF GOT FUCKING DISSECTED AT THE END OF THE SERIES?

    Knucklefist looked at Seamus square in the eye, and said "I'd look you square in the eye, but that's geometrically impossible." Alvin looked him octagonically in the foot, and mentioned,

    "I hear Denicos Allen roams these parts."

    Ted said, "well, there's a reason for everything. There's a time to be born, a time to die, a time for..."

    So, to answer your question, they are all large snifters for wine, cocktails, or whatever drink you want. If you fill them full of mixed drinks, everybody's going to think you're crazy and full of rape, so maybe just have a pitcher of beer?

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    PolskaSpartan

  • PolskaSpartan said...

    I'm glad you asked, Jimmy.

    The story begins as many stories do, mainly with a lot of people completely uninterested. But polar bear with me, and I'll tell you a tale.

    Word on the street has it, there were four polacks. Knucklefist Kowalski, Ted Goraliewzsiceziesi, Alvin Tochaeshalwhasckagodzillaryushrouyukenczek, Seamus O' Penis, and Ted.

    They were walking on a barren road in the Ukraine, as people in the Ukraine are wont to do, when Seamus remarked, "If I had a nickel every time you called me a twat, I'd have at least thirty-five cents." To which Alvin remarked, "HEY! I HAVE A PENIS!".

    Needless to say, Alvin, Knucklefist and Seamus O' Stereotype were thrown off by Alvin's sudden outburst. Ted adjusted his nose and his eyeball, and said, "You know what? I may be blind but it's not like I can't see [i] your condecension. Condesnesion? Condezenseen? I'M BLIND, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT ME TO KNOW PHONICS."

    If you'd like to figure out what Seamus's problem is, cause he's totally a twat, post page 46. If you'd like to see where Seamus O' Drunkenirish is going to go, post a picture of massive tits.

    Page 46.

    Drugs Delaney

  • Drugs Delaney said...

    Page 46.

    There is a hat.

    To wear the hat, turn to page 83.

    To throw a ball of yarn at the Thundercats, turn to page 9.

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    PolskaSpartan

  • UV Blue

    "Put your mother in a straight-jacket you punk ass white boy." ~ Mike Tyson

    tig ol bitties19581 ●

  • tig ol' bitties said...

    UV Blue

    Shit, Drugs, tried to downvote myself but hit your post accidrunkally.

    Can someone fix this? PLEASE!

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    PolskaSpartan

  • It is for collecting urine samples.

    Don't post poop!

    SeeRockCity

  • I use mine for raisins

    Jools Holland

  • My whole family is from Poland and I grew up around everything polish. I would use sliwowica or zubrowka.

    ThePecanSandies

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