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Inge sucks

Why must snack food boxes be such a pain to open in one piece these days? What's the reason for attaching the second flap to the side flaps?

Saw the 1st episode. JVB was really funny. Does look promising.

Tell the Cook there's a fly in my Bowl of Rose soup.

I just came up with that on the fly...as an example. I got lots of more ideas. Tonsofdem.

Just one of those shows that seems promising, but I really wonder how far they can take it before it doesn't make sense any more. Assuming the new roommate signed basicaly paid 2 months rent when she moved in, wouldn't she basically spend the 2 months looking for a new place to live and move out as soon as possible after what she's been put through already? I mean, I try my best to separate reality from television, but sometimes it's just too ridiculous.

Women who dress like sluts are just like midgets who dress up as leprechauns

Just pretend its ice cream- Michael Scott

I jokingly asked the girl at great clips if she could forward my file and instructions on how to cut my hair over to the great clips near my new city. She did not seem amused.

That is actually really funny. I hate having to go to a new barber and explain how I like my hair done.

Get a medical license, you're practically untouchable.

Collapsible legs, like standard stretchers. Don't most rinks have the ambulance waiting where the Zamboni enters/exits the ice?

That--or push a button Batcar-style and the blades retract while the wheels engage.

Where did all the good times go?

but nod your head ever so slightly and don't blink when you ask her.