MSU Red Cedar Message Board

I'm not sure if it's me getting old, but hearing the Clash or the Replacements at the grocery store is pleasant

Did you say something about The Clash and a supermarket?

I wish. It was actually Train in Vain

Heres a buddy of mines sandwhich he made. Its a glaze donut burger with peanut butter and bacon lol.

At work I park in a lot with about a thousand parking spots. It annoys me that after I park and am getting my crap out of my back seat that some douche in his car is waiting for me to get out of the way so he can park in the spot next to mine.....there are dozens of spots all around, but they must have the one right by me. I usually take a little longer to get my stuff when I notice someone doing this.

Oatmeal creme pies are still awesome.

Little Debbie is the sultry Madame of my favorite snack cake bordello.

Why is 696 east of 75 lined with orange barrels every spring/summer/fall?

Crocs are great for toddlers. They can put them on by themselves and when they (the crocs, not the toddler) get dirty you just toss them in the washer. So simple!

I wish we would go back to the days of throwing lettuce and tomatos at people we didn't agree with.

Did you know the toll booth collectors on the Florida turnpike wear hawaiian shirts as part of their uniform? I like it as a customer, but I bet it makes the employees want to kill themselves.

What is the mystery ingredient in mouth wash that "knows" whey you have drifted more than ten feet from the sink? I can stand at the sink rinsing my mouth "forever" but the mystery ingredient automatically senses if I drift more than ten feet away causing me to have to sprint back to the sink and propel mouth wash back into the sink at the speed of sound in order to avoid puking.