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True story. As long as a guy is moderately attractive, he can pull whoever with some effort.

How you doing?

Just played a ZVZ in Starcraft 2 and got some butthole to rage at me real bad after I loosened him up.

Straight up beat him, too. Nuttin' cheap. 20 minute game, just had more units. Kept hittin' my larva injects, ya know? Fundamentals, bros.

Is there anything more annoying than when someone who's fatter than you gives you health advice?

I was just yawning at work, saying that I have no energy today to a coworker. This girl I work with overheard it and said, "I'm going to preach for a second...you should really run more and change your diet...you'll feel so much better about yourself."

She's the kind to also eat everyday at Subway, Panera, Chipolte, etc because they're "healthier." she also told me that I need to quit drinking diet pop, while she's drinking those frozen coffee drinks from Starbucks.

It's fine that she's excited about her new lifestyle, but really???? Her giving this kind of advice out would be like Keith Richards doing anti-smoking commercials.

That's two more than Dantonio has won

- Brandfatter

To revive the old joke.

That's why his wife always served his cereal on a plate. If it was in a bowl he'd lose it.

I didn't pass SOA exam P and the Tigers make me want to bash my head into a wall.

I'm learning to play the accordion.

I don't know if I can handle something that big.

I wish I had a remote and could fast forward to at least a year. Kind of like click, but w/o the bad shit happening.

She's not underage and no... but things got interesting...