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Speeding to have sex

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The 21-year-old motorist got pulled over recently by Naperville police, after a patrol officer clocked him driving 111 mph through a section of the Springbrook Prairie Forest Preserve, where the speed limit is posted at 45 mph.
As traffic cops are wont to do, police asked Ramirez where he was going in such a hurry. Ramirez reputedly replied he was “trying to go have sex with a girl he liked.”
Bell said the motorist continued driving north after running a red light at the intersection of 75th Street and Plainfield-Naperville Road. Ramirez also allegedly ran a stop sign before a second officer curbed his car near Oswego and River roads in the Countryside neighborhood.
To add to his woes, police allegedly found 0.2 grams of marijuana during a search of his car.

Zachary Ramirez | Naperville Man Caught Going 111 MPH Says He Was Rushing To Go Have Sex

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13 months ago

Was he riding a BMW?
http://www.freep.com/article/20120430/BUSINESS07/120430005/Man-sues-BMW-for-20-month-erection-after-bike-ride
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13 months ago

what's wrong with that excuse? Poonanny is a noble and grand reason to go 111 mph IMO
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13 months ago

The reporter wrote...
As traffic cops are wont to do...

What the hell does that mean?
SeeGreen: "Ahhh.. whenever optimusprimal19 speaks, good things have happened."
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13 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Pics of girl?
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13 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

I tried using this excuse and got a big ole ticket. I figured the cop would appreciate me being truthful. Nope.
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J T said...
What the hell does that mean?

wont
[wawnt, wohnt, wuhnt] adjective, noun, verb, wont, wont or wont·ed, wont·ing.
adjective
1. accustomed; used (usually followed by an infinitive): He was wont to rise at dawn.
noun
2. custom; habit; practice: It was her wont to walk three miles before breakfast.
verb (used with object)
3. to accustom (a person), as to a thing.
4. to render (a thing) customary or usual (usually used passively).
verb (used without object)
5. Archaic . to be wont.

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13 months ago

So did the cop do the proper thing and escort him to said coitusing?
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13 months ago

He probably finishes as fast as he drives.
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13 months ago

What a cop block.
FORKS DOWN!!!
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13 months ago

haha i've gotten pulled over around 75th and Plainfield before, they sit right by Darien Sports Plex waiting for people to fly by
We're all fucked. And we're fucked in the way you like to get fucked, not fucked in the way normal people like to get fucked
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I-Town said...
The 21-year-old motorist got pulled over recently by Naperville police, after a patrol officer clocked him driving 111 mph through a section of the Springbrook Prairie Forest Preserve, where the speed limit is posted at 45 mph.
As traffic cops are wont to do, police asked Ramirez where he was going in such a hurry. Ramirez reputedly replied he was “trying to go have sex with a girl he liked.”
Bell said the motorist continued driving north after running a red light at the intersection of 75th Street and Plainfield-Naperville Road. Ramirez also allegedly ran a stop sign before a second officer curbed his car near Oswego and River roads in the Countryside neighborhood.
To add to his woes, police allegedly found 0.2 grams of marijuana during a search of his car.

.2 grams of marijuana. What'd they find - a seed or a stem????
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13 months ago

Guess he burned rubber.
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.2 grams of marijuana. What'd they find - a seed or a stem????

Sounds like he had some shake in the bottom of a bag. Probably some dried out Mexican brick weed.
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13 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Seriously. This is such a better excuse than "I have to take a shit" or "my wife is about to give birth." The cop that gave him a ticket must hate his life.

This post was edited by Jim Shorts on 4/30/2012 at 7:36 PM
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Jim Shorts said...
Seriously. This is such a better excuse than "I have to take a shit" or "my wife is about to give birth." The cop that gave him a ticket must hate his life.

Uh, 111 mph is absurd. He should lose his license and get jail time. It's people like that, that end up killing someone.
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Harry Callahan said...
Uh, 111 mph is absurd. He should lose his license and get jail time. It's people like that, that end up killing someone.

Jail time? I hope you're not an aspiring judge
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Harry Callahan said...
Uh, 111 mph is absurd. He should lose his license and get jail time. It's people like that, that end up killing someone.

Mr. Straight shooter over here
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13 months ago

Pics of car that can do 111mph
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13 months ago

LOL, I got a ticket one time driving back to MSU, going 83 in a 65, and the effing cop wrote me up for the whole thing. I was running the DNR part of the State Fair and had a girl Volunteer that I met. It was over Labor day so I had to go home to get my stuff, but same thing. Speeding to get some. I told the cop the truth to. If I was a cop and a dude told me that I wouldn't give him a ticket, unless I was pissed I wasn't getting any.
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13 months ago

Jim Shorts said...
Seriously. This is such a better excuse than "I have to take a shit" or "my wife is about to give birth." The cop that gave him a ticket must hate his life.

Probably not getting any and is jealous.
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13 months ago

I assure you, most women will not consider speed... a virtue.

This post was edited by Jimbo Slice on 4/30/2012 at 9:10 PM
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13 months ago

Ok. Yes, the guy is an idiot, but my God is he screwed. For the rest of his life, anyone Googling his name (future employers, the next girl he wants to have sex with, etc) is going to bump into that article.
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mears said...
Ok. Yes, the guy is an idiot, but my God is he screwed. For the rest of his life, anyone Googling his name (future employers, the next girl he wants to have sex with, etc) is going to bump into that article.

Question about this. Can the guy have his name removed from the Papers? I mean it isn't a felony and really is a crime that happens all the time, but for some reason this guy gets his name thrown out there for everyone to see. Prospective jobs would find out anyway if they ran a check, but really this will probably become a reckless driving conviction with 4 points and the fines. Probably not even jail time. Hell people get jail for DUIs and never have their name in the paper.
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