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Strip club question

  • Paging poster Spartan Nachos....he is a true connoisseur of all things strip club and ho. I consider myself at a slightly lower yet experienced level having been to clubs all over the US, Mexico, and Europe.

    PS To those saying jeans are a "no no" there are a number of clubs that won't let you in if you are wearing "athletic shorts" or sweatpants...Food for thought.

    35,600 posts and counting since 09-09-2002. tRCMB Dead Pool Commissioner.

    pulling69 ●

  • lil_dids said...

    He will have to pay extra for that type of dance.

    LOLS Yeah that does cost 'extra'.... much to the chagrin of the OP. +1 for you and everyone who called this clown out.

    vagivore

  • wtf? Scandalous?? That's what they DO, lol. They are there to make money. It's like a cashier asking if you want to buy another pack of gum on your way out "for the road". Still gotta pay for the item!

    The thing that's interesting to me is how they shut off like a light switch if/when you say no. They're just working a job. If you're nice and say something like "I'd like to but sorry" or "I'm running low on money tonight", the only response I have EVER gotten is "Alright, well have a good night". They just pick up their clothes and they get back out on the floor to get money from someone else. It's just a business. They treat it as such and they rely on the people attending to do the same.

    This post has been edited 2 times, most recently by TheBlitzIsOn on 2/26/2012 at 1:01 PM

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  • DICK HEAD said...

    No they don't. The strippers tip out every night and pay their cover fee. After that, they keep the rest.

    One night I was discussing strippernomics with a girl a the club. She said she only takes home about 40% of what she earns in a night.

    Snowy Spartan

  • foshIZZO said...

    You fucked yourself. Both at the club and when you got home.

    And also when he started this thread.

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    J T

  • foshIZZO said...

    Good catch. Belts and jeans are strip club no-nos for one trying to maximize his experience.

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    Plus people will think you're a Russian.

    PCL ●

  • PCL said...

    Addidas warmup suit is best for everyone's comfort.

    Plus people will think you're a Russian.

    +1 lols

    vagivore

  • PCL said...

    Addidas warmup suit is best for everyone's comfort.

    Plus people will think you're a Russian.

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  • pulling69 said...

    Paging poster Spartan Nachos....he is a true connoisseur of all things strip club and ho. I consider myself at a slightly lower yet experienced level having been to clubs all over the US, Mexico, and Europe.

    PS To those saying jeans are a "no no" there are a number of clubs that won't let you in if you are wearing "athletic shorts" or sweatpants...Food for thought.

    So you don't own any khakis, khaki shorts or other pants? Just jeans, jorts and hoop shorts? Douche.

    foshIZZO ●

  • foshIZZO said...

    So you don't own any khakis, khaki shorts or other pants? Just jeans, jorts and hoop shorts? Douche.

    Where the hell did I say that, fuckstick?

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    pulling69 ●

  • pulling69 said...

    Where the hell did I say that, fuckstick?

    Because you offered up hoops shorts and sweatpants (who outside of elementary school wears sweatpants?) as your only alternatives to jeans at the strip club. Don't try to rewrite now and say that your post wasn't limited to those things.

    This post was edited by foshIZZO on 2/26/2012 at 2:56 PM

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  • foshIZZO said...

    Because you offered up hoops shorts and sweatpants (who outside of elementary school wears sweatpants?) as your only alternatives to jeans at the strip club. Don't try to rewrite now and say that your post wasn't limited to those things.

    You are in the 0.1%...Someone mentioned jeans and a belt are bad because they are not easy access. I went to the other extreme and presented the super easy access options(sweats and athletic shorts) which most clubs won't allow for that reason. Offered up an option, no..I offered up a tip.

    35,600 posts and counting since 09-09-2002. tRCMB Dead Pool Commissioner.

    pulling69 ●

  • I'm sure she was happy to see your tip

    foshIZZO ●

  • pulling69 said...

    Paging poster Spartan Nachos....he is a true connoisseur of all things strip club and ho. I consider myself at a slightly lower yet experienced level having been to clubs all over the US, Mexico, and Europe.

    PS To those saying jeans are a "no no" there are a number of clubs that won't let you in if you are wearing "athletic shorts" or sweatpants...Food for thought.

    what about speedos?

    y2kMgrad ●

  • foshIZZO said...

    Because you offered up hoops shorts and sweatpants (who outside of elementary school wears sweatpants?) as your only alternatives to jeans at the strip club. Don't try to rewrite now and say that your post wasn't limited to those things.

    Pretty sure he was just listing the other types of clothes that are not allowed. Man, you really took that one and ran with it.

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    loobis

  • VargMan said...

    I think she loved you. She'd never do that for anyone else.

    He thought she was the stripper with the heart of gold...turned out she was just a stripper with a regular ole stripper heart

    fallenangle

  • Snowy Spartan said...

    One night I was discussing strippernomics with a girl a the club. She said she only takes home about 40% of what she earns in a night.

    If she's only taking home 40% she's a horrible entertainer and won't be doing it for long. The only way that would happen is if she never does a lot of dances so she barely covers her house fees. If a girl has a decent night at most clubs they're taking home 70-85%.

    That figure doesn't include stage tips or any other tips at all either, btw.

    This post was edited by StylesGShmooth on 2/26/2012 at 3:06 PM

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  • foshIZZO said...

    Because you offered up hoops shorts and sweatpants (who outside of elementary school wears sweatpants?) as your only alternatives to jeans at the strip club. Don't try to rewrite now and say that your post wasn't limited to those things.

    who shit in your cheerios?

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  • StylesGShmooth said...

    If she's only taking home 40% she's a horrible entertainer and won't be doing it for long. The only way that would happen is if she never does a lot of dances so she barely covers her house fees. If a girl has a decent night at most clubs they're taking home 70-85%.

    That figure doesn't include stage tips or any other tips at all either, btw.

    Damn stripper trying to swindle more money out of me!

    Joke's on her. I just sat there buying 8 dollar beers instead.

    Snowy Spartan

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  • I have gotten a knobber from a stripper before and it only costed me one dance. However, I have a big dick and strippers can smell it.

    ColonelAngus ●

  • foshIZZO said...

    Even if she didn't ask you if you wanted another you cannot reasonably believe she would dance multiple songs for the price of one. It just requires a certain amount of ignorance that a strip club patron should not have.

    Spoken like a man who fucks people over for a living....

    Panda House

  • pulling69 said...

    You are in the 0.1%...Someone mentioned jeans and a belt are bad because they are not easy access. I went to the other extreme and presented the super easy access options(sweats and athletic shorts) which most clubs won't allow for that reason. Offered up an option, no..I offered up a tip.

    You got it wrong rookie. The belt buckle gets in the way of the grind. Strippers don't like things that poke unless it is the patron, any sharp objects cause them to work around the whole reason you are getting the dance, drool

    Belowtherim

  • Panda House said...

    Spoken like a man who fucks people over for a living....

    I want to go to the strip club with you...so I can sit two tables away and laugh at you.

    EDIT - With titties in my face.

    This post was edited by Jim Shorts on 2/26/2012 at 8:34 PM

    Always Smooth.

    Jim Shorts ●

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