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Strip club question

  • Belowtherim said...

    You got it wrong rookie. The belt buckle gets in the way of the grind. Strippers don't like things that poke unless it is the patron, any sharp objects cause them to work around the whole reason you are getting the dance, drool

    Rookie? You need to check yourself.

    35,600 posts and counting since 09-09-2002. tRCMB Dead Pool Commissioner.

    pulling69 ●

  • I'll leave a tip for you towel boy.. Get over yourself.

    Belowtherim

  • foshIZZO said...

    Good catch. Belts and jeans are strip club no-nos for one trying to maximize his experience.

    Actually...if you are in the right clubs, the girls are very happy to remove your belt and pants, and they don't charge by the song either...it's all negotiated up front.

    With that said, jeans are not recommended here either as there is simply too much friction for the front end of experience. Besides, when hoping to attract the top talent in a somewhat timely fashion, you don't want to look like a bum who just strolled in and was hoping to get out of the club for under $15...

    If you go 2x a week for lunch, maybe you do... If you go 3-4x a year and want a great time with a smoking hot girl - then you do your homework, you go in with a plan, and you present yourself well.

    Edit: anyone that goes into a club without first researching the standard operating procedure of said club is completely asking to give away more money for less product than you should have to. All of this information can be found online with a little effort...

    This post was edited by Green Lantern on 2/26/2012 at 10:47 PM

    Green Lantern

  • Green Lantern said...

    Actually...if you are in the right clubs, the girls are very happy to remove your belt and pants, and they don't charge by the song either...it's all negotiated up front.

    With that said, jeans are not recommended here either as there is simply too much friction for the front end of experience. Besides, when hoping to attract the top talent in a somewhat timely fashion, you don't want to look like a bum who just strolled in and was hoping to get out of the club for under $15...

    If you go 2x a week for lunch, maybe you do... If you go 3-4x a year and want a great time with a smoking hot girl - then you do your homework, you go in with a plan, and you present yourself well.

    That's a dude who knows his business.

    Btw, what's your favorite establishment?

    PCL ●

  • I was at some club down the street from the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, somewhere, probably about 1998ish. Sitting next to the stage wearing. . . cant remember what I was wearing, but it involved a baseball cap.

    Chick had a pierced eyebrow, nose, lip, tounge, and both nipples. She was in front of doing something, cant remember, and I said something to my boss sitting next to me and we both started to chuckle. More of a smirk. She came over, whispered in my ear.. . . "whats so funny there big fella" I said "Nothing really funny, I was just wondering what else might be pierced"

    She stood up. . . brought her little hoochi coo over in front of my face, turned my hat around. . . grabbed the back of my head and SLAMMED it right into her crotch!. damn thing cut my nose. After I could see again, with my eyes watering and laughing my ass off, I dropped a 20 and left. Pretty good entertainment.

    If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. Jimmy Valvano

    GatorBill ●

  • I stand corrected, this guy is definitely Nucky.

    Also have noticed that "WinnipegSpartan" hasn't posted much since this guy started posting.

    When there's a lack of basic human morality in question, odds are it's probably Nucky.

    Knibb High football rules

    WhiteBoyHatcher ●

  • WhiteBoyHatcher said...

    I stand corrected, this guy is definitely Nucky.

    Also have noticed that "WinnipegSpartan" hasn't posted much since this guy started posting.

    When there's a lack of basic human morality in question, odds are it's probably Nucky.

    I really like you lol

    Winnipeg isn't posting because I gave him the perma MSUhammer. Nucky is smart enough to know how to mask his IP so it's very possible it's him. I checked and couldn't prove it though.

    I agree with your lack of morality comment too.

    signature image signature image signature image

    Snake Plissken ●

  • Awww, thanks Snake. I like you, too. As a friend, that is. If you're looking for more, hit up poster Z Cavaricci or Keego Kid.

    Knibb High football rules

    WhiteBoyHatcher ●

  • BTW given that info, my theory is definitely correct.

    Nucky = Winnipeg = Panda. Thanks for looking into it.

    Knibb High football rules

    WhiteBoyHatcher ●

  • PCL said...

    That's a dude who knows his business.

    Btw, what's your favorite establishment?

    I'd love to give away good information but this board is where good things get ruined...especially with some of the genius comments in this thread!

    Let's just say you won't find me in Omar's or Bazookies...while I used to think they were fun, there are much better values out there.

    If you do your homework, you'll find yourself in a good venue. There are 2-3, maybe 4, solid ones around.

    Sometimes you have to learn through OJT, you just have to remember that educations can be expensive the first time around...but once you know, you know.

    Green Lantern

  • WhiteBoyHatcher said...

    Awww, thanks Snake. I like you, too. As a friend, that is. If you're looking for more, hit up poster Z Cavaricci or Keego Kid.

    lol I need to buy you a drink

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    Snake Plissken ●

  • Indy, 2 weeks.

    Also hoping for a trip to the Crescent City in 2 weeks + 3 weeks but if I can't find a hotel downtown, f that noise.

    Knibb High football rules

    WhiteBoyHatcher ●

  • WhiteBoyHatcher said...

    Indy, 2 weeks.

    Also hoping for a trip to the Crescent City in 2 weeks + 3 weeks but if I can't find a hotel downtown, f that noise.

    Pinky and I booked a room in Columbus already.

    signature image signature image signature image

    Snake Plissken ●

  • Green Lantern said...

    I'd love to give away good information but this board is where good things get ruined...especially with some of the genius comments in this thread!

    Let's just say you won't find me in Omar's or Bazookies...while I used to think they were fun, there are much better values out there.

    If you do your homework, you'll find yourself in a good venue. There are 2-3, maybe 4, solid ones around.

    Sometimes you have to learn through OJT, you just have to remember that educations can be expensive the first time around...but once you know, you know.

    That's cool.

    I lived in EL, then Detroit for 10 yrs. In Cleveland area now but I get up there to meet old buddies every year, baseball game and a good party. Was just interested if the good old venues were still hanging in there. PM me, or don't.

    PCL ●

  • Paging SpartanElement for his $600 lapdance story...

    ChuckandLiz

  • ChuckandLiz said...

    Paging SpartanElement for his $600 lapdance story...

    or GoBluefromOhio or whatever his name is for his load of shit about doing Coke with a stripper.

    35,600 posts and counting since 09-09-2002. tRCMB Dead Pool Commissioner.

    pulling69 ●

  • Green Lantern said...

    Actually...if you are in the right clubs, the girls are very happy to remove your belt and pants, and they don't charge by the song either...it's all negotiated up front.

    With that said, jeans are not recommended here either as there is simply too much friction for the front end of experience. Besides, when hoping to attract the top talent in a somewhat timely fashion, you don't want to look like a bum who just strolled in and was hoping to get out of the club for under $15...

    If you go 2x a week for lunch, maybe you do... If you go 3-4x a year and want a great time with a smoking hot girl - then you do your homework, you go in with a plan, and you present yourself well.

    Edit: anyone that goes into a club without first researching the standard operating procedure of said club is completely asking to give away more money for less product than you should have to. All of this information can be found online with a little effort...

    this is starting to remind me of the swinger thread.

    Sometimes the way to understand a world you know nothing about is find the expert and have them tell you. Sometimes it's surprising how ready the expert is to make himself known--but then this might be an evolutionary advantage to message boarding.

    Diodotus ●

  • PCL said...

    That's cool.

    I lived in EL, then Detroit for 10 yrs. In Cleveland area now but I get up there to meet old buddies every year, baseball game and a good party. Was just interested if the good old venues were still hanging in there. PM me, or don't.

    check your inbox.

    Green Lantern

  • Belowtherim said...

    I'll leave a tip for you towel boy.. Get over yourself.

    yup, that's nice tip.

    essayearly

  • Diodotus said...

    this is starting to remind me of the swinger thread.

    Sometimes the way to understand a world you know nothing about is find the expert and have them tell you. Sometimes it's surprising how ready the expert is to make himself known--but then this might be an evolutionary advantage to message boarding.

    Strip clubs are an interesting entity with different levels of service offered at each club and by each girl....Research can only get you so far but can help you avoid a bad situation or help save some money. It is defiantly a service industry with it's own code and "people." Just because a city/state/country says some things are illegal or not supposed to happen does not make it true...trust me(and others from what I see in this thread) lol.

    35,600 posts and counting since 09-09-2002. tRCMB Dead Pool Commissioner.

    pulling69 ●

  • Research isn't that tough. If you live in Michigan http://twosheds.com

    BTW, if you think this board has some fucked up people...

    This post was edited by StylesGShmooth on 2/27/2012 at 2:03 AM

    TwoSheds' Michigan Strip Club Pages

    Information and reviews for strip clubs in southwestern Michigan

    twosheds.com

    Prior Planning Prevents Poor Performance

    StylesGShmooth ●

  • pulling69 said...

    Strip clubs are an interesting entity with different levels of service offered at each club and by each girl....Research can only get you so far but can help you avoid a bad situation or help save some money. It is defiantly a service industry with it's own code and "people." Just because a city/state/country says some things are illegal or not supposed to happen does not make it true...trust me(and others from what I see in this thread) lol.

    I was reading something the other day which said most strippers have sex for money either inside or outside the club. Although this doesn't surprise me, you'd think a higher percentage of them were actually decent girls just trying to pay the bills.

    Cheesy Gordita

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