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Stripper while in their element, are not real people.

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I tried explaining this to my wife. Her Brother's Bachelor party is coming up and she is all uptight about strippers and their fake tits being rubbed in my face. I tried to explain to her that it's not a romantic relationship we are entering into. It is a service.
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Pics of wife's tits so we can make an educated judgment on this situation.
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I tried explaining this to my wife. Her Brother's Bachelor party is coming up and she is all uptight about strippers and their fake tits being rubbed in my face. I tried to explain to her that it's not a romantic relationship we are entering into. It is a service.

Tell her you'll lick her butthole with a mouthful of mashed potatoes to make up for it.
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Tell her you'll lick her butthole with a mouthful of mashed potatoes to make up for it.

I don't want her eating carbs and getting fat.
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10 months ago

Tell her to quiet down and be ready when you get home, because you are going to be drunk and ready. And to have pizza or White Castle waiting for when you are done with her.
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DMBSparty said...
Tell her to quiet down and be ready when you get home, because you are going to be drunk and ready. And to have pizza or White Castle waiting for when you are done with her.

That's pretty good advice for almost any occasion.
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MSU_Lew said...
That's pretty good advice for almost any occasion.

Agreed, now we all just need women who will do that.
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It really depends. I've met strippers in the club who actually were real people( albeit with some daddy issues). On the other hand, I recently received a blowjob from a stripper in the VIP of a strip club, and she definitely had no soul. Pretty good BJ though, even with a condom on.
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It really depends. I've met strippers in the club who actually were real people( albeit with some daddy issues). On the other hand, I recently received a blowjob from a stripper in the VIP of a strip club, and she definitely had no soul. Pretty good BJ though, even with a condom on.

Cool story, Nucks.
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It really depends. I've met strippers in the club who actually were real people( albeit with some daddy issues). On the other hand, I recently received a blowjob from a stripper in the VIP of a strip club, and she definitely had no soul. Pretty good BJ though, even with a condom on.

Wow, that's amazing. I think we heard that same story a year or so ago.
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I might as well be at the butcher shop. Nothing but tits and ass too me.
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I tried explaining this to my wife. Her Brother's Bachelor party is coming up and she is all uptight about strippers and their fake tits being rubbed in my face. I tried to explain to her that it's not a romantic relationship we are entering into. It is a service.

It's all fun and games until her lawyer pulls those pictures from the bachelor party (it's -her- brother, of -course- she's got access) at the divorce hearings.
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Death Roe said...
Wow, that's amazing. I think we heard that same story a year or so ago.

It was like 1.5 weeks ago.
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It's all fun and games until her lawyer pulls those pictures from the bachelor party (it's -her- brother, of -course- she's got access) at the divorce hearings.

Haha. If you knew her brother, you would understand that no pictures will exist. Also, we are going to clubs and the bouncers will bust your face if you try to snap a picture.
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This is something I don't understand either. It's fun and entertainment. The only way it's an issue is if the guy is spending too much time and money there. If it's a once in a while occurance, then have a good time.
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This is something I don't understand either. It's fun and entertainment. The only way it's an issue is if the guy is spending too much time and money there. If it's a once in a while occurance, then have a good time.

So you would have Pizza or White Castle ready?
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This is something I don't understand either. It's fun and entertainment. The only way it's an issue is if the guy is spending too much time and money there. If it's a once in a while occurance, then have a good time.

I AM SO a "REAL PERSON!" I even helped my brother take a summer vacation to Haiti with my earnings.
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Agreed, now we all just need women who will do that.

Have you ever been to Bellevue? I think they grow girls like that there. They may not necessarily be the prettiest or smartest gals but they're willing to please.
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It's all fun and games until her lawyer pulls those pictures from the bachelor party (it's -her- brother, of -course- she's got access) at the divorce hearings.

Not technically during the marriage-- does it matter?
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And that's all you can really do.. GL.
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Agreed, now we all just need women who will do that.
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I AM SO a "REAL PERSON!" I even helped my brother take a summer vacation to Haiti with my earnings.
Signed, Ash-Liz

It's the truth. Just how the hubby and I work.
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So you would have Pizza or White Castle ready?

If he asked, and was being extra nice to me, I just might. Otherwise, I'd probably go and do my own thing.
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10 months ago

Seriously? So many good threads lacking pictures tonight
And if the good Lord’s willin’, I’m a keep on chillin’, refillin’ and flyin’ high
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But always remember...
And if the good Lord’s willin’, I’m a keep on chillin’, refillin’ and flyin’ high
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