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EdMartin'sLoan said...
Reminds me of the time we were going to a wedding and had to meet at a relatives house and take one car from there.
As usual she's running late and I'm getting pissed and she knows it.Pulls up to the curb, grabs purse, makeup bag, wedding card, camera, etc. and jumps out ready to go.
Also locked all the doors with the key in the ignition and the car still running.
Ogie Ogilthorpe
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Z.Cavaricci said...
- She puts dirty utensils on the counter instead of walking 10 feet to throw it in the sink so we don't have to wipe the counters down 3 times a day. - When using a chip clip it seems as if she blows air into the bag to make sure the chips go stale. I always squeeze the air out, then clip. - She thinks it's cute to have our 8 month old get food all over and changes her clothes 4 to 6 times a day instead of wiping the food off of her chin and using a bib - When doing the dishes she uses about 30 times the amount of dish soap needed and also manages to get water all over the floors - I know every woman does this but she is fucking awesome at it. When trying to figure out where we should eat she of course says "I don't care" and then proceeds to shoot down my next 5 suggestions. - Once a decision is made on where to go eat and we both agree, she still keeps looking for other restaurants we could go to.
Haha @ the "I don't care" response. I learned about this phenomenon in my later days of HS.
SOLUTIONS:
1. When presented with the issue of finding a place to eat, I respond with a "What TYPE of food do you feel like?". I take it from there.2. If it's a woman you aren't formally dating, I ask her what she's allergic to - take it from there.
"Music and rhythm find their way into the secret places of the soul" - Plato
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Hugo Stiglitz said...
My ex actually thought Alaska and Hawaii were in the Gulf of Mexico because in the maps of the continental United States they have them inset in little boxes next to Florida. She also believed me when I told her Bud Dry came in powdered form in a packet and that you could just mix it with water to make beer. Sadly, she's an MSU School College of Education graduate.
Does she teach? Or was that degree sort of a M.R.S. thing? "Music and rhythm find their way into the secret places of the soul" - Plato
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Spartan313 said...
1) Buys new Macbook Pro, leaves it on top of car, drives away. 2) Leaves purse unattended at college party, $200 is stolen (twice). 3) Directions say to take I696, veers off of exit because she isn't going to Lansing or Port Huron.
Your average UofM fan and I have something in common, neither of us went to UofM. Though we do share One major difference, I got Accepted.
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Stupid $h1t your wife does.