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Tell me about the Michigan football team...

  • Lots of felons. I would advise you to hide your women, but "Michigan men" aren't too skilled in that domain.

    spartytom

  • Big Ten Referee said...

    This.

    And Taylor Lewan is a huge racist neo-nazi douche.

    But he is a damn good LT and will handle Clowney. ANyone expecting Clowney to have a big game are going to be disappointed.

    Big John Studd ●

  • SeeRockCity said...

    Just wait, one of their fans will soon show up, uninvited, to your board and post a lengthy introduction and historical reference about the significance of Michigan football in the pantheon of college athletics, painfully recapping all of their mythical accomplishments in the name of "sportsmanship".

    When that happens, just imagine 500,000 just like him.

    As a fan base they will demonstrate 2 strengths leading up to and post game. Revisionist history and unparalleled rationalization. As mentioned above every discussion will ultimately segue into a discussion of wins over Ann Arbor HS and MNC 's won wearing leather helmets.

    JLSparty

  • No matter what you do you won't get a fair win against them. There will be an excuse, many excuses actually.

    Buffalo Spartan ●

  • Buffalo Spartan said...

    No matter what you do you won't get a fair win against them. There will be an excuse, many excuses actually.

    If they actually play Michigan Football for the 1st time in a long while, they will win by 160 points, easy, according to their fans.

    To be honest. Like I said before, Michigan is not that talented, but they execute and play with discipline. On offense they run Robinson well. On defense, it's all about Jake Ryan, if you have a man responsible for blocking Jake Ryan every play, that defense isn't as good.

    Johnny2x2x ●

  • SeeRockCity said...

    Just wait, one of their fans will soon show up, uninvited, to your board and post a lengthy introduction and historical reference about the significance of Michigan football in the pantheon of college athletics, painfully recapping all of their mythical accomplishments in the name of "sportsmanship".

    When that happens, just imagine 500,000 just like him.

    THIS

    They are the

    WORST. FANS. EVER.

    This post has been edited 2 times, most recently by Hank Moody on 12/6/2012 at 8:10 AM

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    Hank Moody ●

  • (I'm going to run out of up votes in this thread)

    michigan fans are called:

    Walverines, scummies, dweeb, dork, and idiot.

    They are mostly a bunch of douches or arrogant asses (and that's when we're being nice).

    The university is called: scum (state college um), meatchicken, or weasel U.

    Nίκη για MSU

    Bender ●

  • They scored 12 points against MSU.

    Their defense gave up 10 to MSU.

    Spartytruth

  • Big John Studd said...

    But he is a damn good LT and will handle Clowney. ANyone expecting Clowney to have a big game are going to be disappointed.

    Clowney can't be "handled." He might hold his own, but he will EAT.

    Now they might roll Gardner out to get away from Clowney, and do some other things to gameplan for him also.

    CaseHallBaller

  • Their Oline holds every play, blatantly, if your D line sells it, they will get calls. The racist (Lewan) will also grab the face mask of the guy he is blocking about 20-30 times a game. They also disguise illegal chop blocks very well, they go for the knees of defenders every play. Michigan blockers are taught to try to injure the defenders knees, it's what they will try all game.

    Johnny2x2x ●

  • SeeRockCity said...

    Just wait, one of their fans will soon show up, uninvited, to your board and post a lengthy introduction and historical reference about the significance of Michigan football in the pantheon of college athletics, painfully recapping all of their mythical accomplishments in the name of "sportsmanship".

    When that happens, just imagine 500,000 just like him.

    While Rocky's was more informative, this analysis is more accurate.

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    If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind. - Kurt Vonnegut

    One Eyed Jack ●

  • Clowney is going to kill UM. If the Heisman was for the actual best player in the country, he would win it.

    The_Dude

  • Also, when you are beating the piss out of them, and up 20 in the 4th, their fans will try to talk academic smack to you (even the ones that didnt go to the school), or tell you how great they were 80 years ago.

    Just point and laugh, thats what we do.

    The_Dude

  • Big John Studd said...

    But he is a damn good LT and will handle Clowney. ANyone expecting Clowney to have a big game are going to be disappointed.

    roflmao

    Lewan may want to fake an injury before the game. His draft stock will be going down after Scar's front 7 makes him their personal bitch.

    The_Dude

  • Johnny2x2x said...

    If they actually play Michigan Football for the 1st time in a long while, they will win by 160 points, easy, according to their fans.

    To be honest. Like I said before, Michigan is not that talented, but they execute and play with discipline. On offense they run Robinson well. On defense, it's all about Jake Ryan, if you have a man responsible for blocking Jake Ryan every play, that defense isn't as good.

    Who blocked Jake Ryan on every play to make Michigan's defense not that great?

    ScroogeMcDuck

  • The_Dude said...

    roflmao

    Lewan may want to fake an injury before the game. His draft stock will be going down after Scar's front 7 makes him their personal bitch.

    He can take lessons from velcro shoe. that pussy fakes an injury at least 4 times a season.

    "Put your mother in a straight-jacket you punk ass white boy." ~ Mike Tyson

    tig ol bitties19581 ●

  • If you're going to attend the game I suggest you get to the concession stand early. A large % of their fans have a girth similar to or greater then their head coach. Concessions may sell out by half time.

    Wholely

  • This thread is cute. My favorite was Lewan being racist! But +1 to you SpartanRocky..rational and actually what the OP wanted.

    UMichYank11 ●

  • Johnny2x2x said...

    Their Oline holds every play, blatantly, if your D line sells it, they will get calls. The racist (Lewan) will also grab the face mask of the guy he is blocking about 20-30 times a game. They also disguise illegal chop blocks very well, they go for the knees of defenders every play. Michigan blockers are taught to try to injure the defenders knees, it's what they will try all game.

    Make sure Clowney knows to never retaliate against this. Otherwise, the B1G commish is going to be looking to suspend him for the rest of his college career.

    spartanjt77

  • UMichYank11 said...

    This thread is cute. My favorite was Lewan being racist! But +1 to you SpartanRocky..rational and actually what the OP wanted.

    Didn't one of Lewan's teammates call him the dirtiest player in the country? blank

    The_Dude

  • UMichYank11 said...

    This thread is cute.

    see

    Don't post poop!

    SeeRockCity

  • UMichYank11 said...

    This thread is cute. My favorite was Lewan being racist! But +1 to you SpartanRocky..rational and actually what the OP wanted.

    Douche nugget

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    "Stats are for Losers." - Pat "Nardawg" Narduzzi

    SpartyHard

  • SpartyHard said...

    Douche nugget

    tin foil hat

    UMichYank11 ●

  • Just beat the snot out of the scummies.

    The rest of the B1G will thank you for that.

    Nίκη για MSU

    Bender ●

  • UMichYank11 said...

    This thread is cute.

    Anyone who goes on to another team's board and calls a thread "cute" is a classic douche.

    1- You're on the board of a team that finds yours despicable.

    2- You feel the need to comment defensively to "protect" your team

    3- You clearly don't grasp the facts behind the Lewan comment.

    The result: you've demonstrated exactly the point that was being made about your fanbase. Thanks.

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