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Things You Would Rather Do Than Go Black Friday Shopping

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6 months ago

I'll start... I'd rather drink my own piss
My Vietnamese GF is heading out in a few hours to get in line at Target. When I told her she is nuts she then brought up that I get up at 6 AM on a Saturday to tailgate. I countered that getting up early to get drunk and watch the Spartans is far more noble than elbowing crazy people out of the way to save $50 on a new kitchen gadget.

This post was edited by Les Grossman on 11/22/2012 at 11:31 PM
Let me get this down, $100 million. Oh wait, I have a better idea. Instead of $100 million, how about I send you a hobo's dick cheese?
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fuck kate upton...
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Rosie O'Donnell
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Give roushar a handjob.
Held it down for Monty Held it down For Iz
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Chew on a lightbulb and wash it down with lemon juice. I'd follow that up with sticking a toothpick under my big toenail and kicking a wall really hard.
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Sam Losco said...
Chew on a lightbulb and wash it down with lemon juice. I'd follow that up with sticking a toothpick under my big toenail and kicking a wall really hard.

So that's a little extreme...
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Not fire Roushar...
Lol jk...fire Roushar.
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GoRightThru4MSU said...
So that's a little extreme...

Still more appealing than dealing with black friday shoppers. Went with my ex(she lives in haiphong now) last year, and it was one of the worst experiences of my life
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Play basketball on a haphazardly made court inside of a hotel banquet room.
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Pay more for the shit I buy.
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Hang out with my In Laws. No Seriously that is what I am doing.
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Any of these three!
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