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Tonight I told a hilarious joke but no one laughed

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12 months ago

OPTIONAL BACKGROUND INFORMATION: Earlier today I went to a pool party at a friend's house and I brought a 12 pack of Corona. HOWEVER, I knew that the people having the party would have plenty of beer so me bringing the 12 pack of Corona was somewhat optional....Party started at 1.30 p.m., arrived at 1.45 p.m. There was about 30-40 beers in the fridge. By 5 p.m. everything was gone (there were also mixed drinks available).
The wags decided to go to the store and grab more beer. I told my wife to pay for the beer. Wags get to the supermarket and my wife buys a 36 pack of Coors Lite. When they get back, I walked to the fridge to grab another beer and I returned to the patio and I said "Man, Marlene's fridge looks like iRobot" but no one laughed. I thought it was hilarious. The fridge was full of silver cans, all stacked together, and looked like the scene in iRobot when all the robots were standing together. What's NOT hilarious about that joke? Okay, so some people may not have gotten it, but everyone who saw the movie should have died laughing
Fuck jokes
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12 months ago
Go Bears, Blackhawks, White Sox, and Pioneers. Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand
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12 months ago

You spelled it incorrectly when you told the joke. Try saying "I , Robot" the next time. You'll be the life of the party!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0343818/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_robot
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12 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Almost as funny as a hypothetical dead baby.
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12 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Don't twat this story out. You will lose followers. The joke sucked.
Posting member of tRCMB since 1997. It is ALWAYS a great day to be a Spartan!!!!
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12 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Alright so tell us the joke and maybe we can help steer you back.
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12 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Was it a party of robots you insensitive bastard?
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12 months ago

Count gHostula said...
Tonight I told a hilarious joke but no one laughed

I thought Robin Gibb died.

Play
Bee Gees - I Started a Joke

Bee Gees - I Started a Joke
http://www.youtube.com/v/RRNTQvXSsfA
SeeGreen: "Ahhh.. whenever optimusprimal19 speaks, good things have happened."
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12 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

I just shit myself laughing so hard. Thanks
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12 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Your threads are like the first 3 minutes of a porno... The story isn't really believable and is completely irrelevant.
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12 months ago

hmmm must have been the delivery. Referencing Will Smith movies usually brings the house down at my parties.
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12 months ago

The part of this story that is bullshit is that you actually went to a party, you know, with friends and all
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12 months ago

So you brought glass bottles to a pool party? Isn't that against your rules?
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12 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Trevor, pay this man. Dude consistently nails it.
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12 months ago

ghost you were posting pictures of "douche" beer on twitter but ended up with corona? is there a beer any MORE douchey than corona? i don't think so.
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12 months ago

Fucking Genius. I can see exactly what you mean. +1

This post was edited by Uncle NitNots on 5/28/2012 at 8:50 AM
December 3, 2011 - Forever haunted by what I witnessed...
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12 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

That's what you get for thinking you actually have friends. Better stick with tRCMB.
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12 months ago

never happened.
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12 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

I think it's pretty funny. Then again I am one of the few people that actually liked the movie.
This country was built by people who worked hard then went home and had just a few too many every night. Then went back to work.
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12 months ago

Pics of I, Refrigerator at a 45 degree angle or it didn't happen.
mriderblue12 said... Your a retard.
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12 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Let us know when you post the necessary reading with the joke.
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12 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

You shoulda said "that fridge looks like I am Legend"
Ammirite?
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12 months ago

If your wife was there, why are you walking to the fridge to get a beer?
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NigelUno said...
If your wife was there, why are you walking to the fridge to get a beer?

She would only give him enough allowance for two beers...
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12 months ago

Dr Leo Spaceman said...
You shoulda said "that fridge looks like I am Legend"
Ammirite?

I just cringed irl.
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