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Tonight I told a hilarious joke but no one laughed

  • gHost seems to have gotten a point where he has realized his 99% unbelievable stories aren't going to be believed so he just makes them 100% unbelievable.

    SpartanPride204

  • Count gHostula said...

    "Man, Marlene's fridge looks like iRobot"

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    F Michigan

    AASpartan

  • It's kind of like Ricky Henderson's career.

    hoke- to alter or manipulate so as to give a deceptively or superficially improved quality or value.

    The Doctor

  • duffy munn said...

    never happened.

    Duffy is the typical maladjusted RCMB boner. Filled and consumed with hate, despair, hopelessness. Guy can't fight back in real life so he chooses the Internet as the theatre in which to wage his imaginary wars. I'd hate to be like Duffy poor guy. I'll be praying for him.

    RCMB Premium Poster

    Count gHostula

  • Count gHostula said...

    Duffy is the typical maladjusted RCMB boner. Filled and consumed with hate, despair, hopelessness. Guy can't fight back in real life so he chooses the Internet as the theatre in which to wage his imaginary wars. I'd hate to be like Duffy poor guy. I'll be praying for him.

    +1

    BostonUSpartan

  • Count gHostula said...

    Duffy is the typical maladjusted RCMB boner. Filled and consumed with hate, despair, hopelessness. Guy can't fight back in real life so he chooses the Internet as the theatre in which to wage his imaginary wars. I'd hate to be like Duffy poor guy. I'll be praying for him.

    You are going to be in so much trouble when he reads that after he finishes the front 9 at the Belvedere.

    NigelUno

  • duffy munn said...

    never happened.

    Sure it did. It was right after he chased down a rhino while idling in his jeep and finger blasting tanfan. Then superman picked up his car and they went to krypton and he idled around the giant penis shaped crystals while he got another tramp stamp on his lower back drawn by Elvis. It happened, just ask tanfan. Why would he lie? (besides the crushing loneliness and a desire to be liked)

    "Losing Benenoch is a mortal blow from which this program can't recover"-T-Pain

    Rogue Leader

  • Re-attempt the joke to your next jury. All great comedians tweak and retweak a joke, sometimes for timing, other times it's more about content, subject, etc. but I think youve got a good grasp of pop culture so I'm sure you can redeem yourself

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    Dr Leo Spaceman

  • Ghost you must be the life of the party brah moar jokes lol.

    Jahlil Suggs

  • I think u shouldve taken off yr wig and show them ur true face. Then they wouldve laughed

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    I have an MBA...Master at Being Amazing

    CalvinsJohnson8

  • Spartan2011 said...

    So you brought glass bottles to a pool party? Isn't that against your rules?

    Exactly what I was thinking. NO GLASS BOTTLES IN THE POOL AREA! Hopefully someone steals his bike.

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    DMBSparty

  • Count gHostula said...

    Duffy is the typical maladjusted RCMB boner. Filled and consumed with hate, despair, hopelessness. Guy can't fight back in real life so he chooses the Internet as the theatre in which to wage his imaginary wars. I'd hate to be like Duffy poor guy. I'll be praying for him.

    All of this because I think you are full of shit? Really?

    duffy munn

  • NigelUno said...

    You are going to be in so much trouble when he reads that after he finishes the front 9 at the Belvedere.

    No golf today, just yard work. When I'm finished. I will go back to my hate, despair and hopelessness.

    duffy munn

  • duffy munn said...

    No golf today, just yard work. When I'm finished. I will go back to my hate, despair and hopelessness.

    See you messed up, you should have gotten the yard work done on Friday and Saturday, leaving yesterday and today as relaxation and fun days. I busted my ass Friday and Saturday to get everything done, spent yesterday on the Lake and today I am just relaxing. That could be why you are full of Hate, Despair and hoplessness, lol.

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    DMBSparty

  • DMBSparty said...

    See you messed up, you should have gotten the yard work done on Friday and Saturday, leaving yesterday and today as relaxation and fun days. I busted my ass Friday and Saturday to get everything done, spent yesterday on the Lake and today I am just relaxing. That could be why you are full of Hate, Despair and hoplessness, lol.

    You're right .What a boner I am.

    duffy munn

  • you ride together and die together bad threads for life

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    Eggy

  • DMBSparty said...

    Exactly what I was thinking. NO GLASS BOTTLES IN THE POOL AREA! Hopefully someone steals his bike.

    Their pool area is fenced in and separate from the patio

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    Count gHostula

  • duffy munn said...

    You're right .What a boner I am.

    You're self loathing which is why you lash out angerly in most of my threads.

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    Count gHostula

  • Count gHostula said...

    OPTIONAL BACKGROUND INFORMATION: Earlier today I went to a pool party at a friend's house and I brought a 12 pack of Corona. HOWEVER, I knew that the people having the party would have plenty of beer so me bringing the 12 pack of Corona was somewhat optional....Party started at 1.30 p.m., arrived at 1.45 p.m. There was about 30-40 beers in the fridge. By 5 p.m. everything was gone (there were also mixed drinks available).

    The wags decided to go to the store and grab more beer. I told my wife to pay for the beer. Wags get to the supermarket and my wife buys a 36 pack of Coors Lite. When they get back, I walked to the fridge to grab another beer and I returned to the patio and I said "Man, Marlene's fridge looks like iRobot" but no one laughed. I thought it was hilarious. The fridge was full of silver cans, all stacked together, and looked like the scene in iRobot when all the robots were standing together. What's NOT hilarious about that joke? Okay, so some people may not have gotten it, but everyone who saw the movie should have died laughing

    Fuck jokes

    Gawd I knew it was you as soon as I read the title of this thread. I had left over spaghetti that I made Friday night. It always tastes better as left overs than the night you make it...I should start a thread about my spaghetti and how it tastes better as leftovers than when I first make it. That is hilarious, amiright? If I was a self-proclaimed RCMB legend then I would definitely share a thread with the hillarity of my leftover spaghetti cuz ya know it tastes soo much better as leftovers. I wonder what others foods taste better as leftovers. I can't think of any. Haha lmfao just thinking about that spaghetti.

    vagivore

  • vagivore said...

    Gawd I knew it was you as soon as I read the title of this thread. I had left over spaghetti that I made Friday night. It always tastes better as left overs than the night you make it...I should start a thread about my spaghetti and how it tastes better as leftovers than when I first make it. That is hilarious, amiright? If I was a self-proclaimed RCMB legend then I would definitely share a thread with the hillarity of my leftover spaghetti cuz ya know it tastes soo much better as leftovers. I wonder what others foods taste better as leftovers. I can't think of any. Haha lmfao just thinking about that spaghetti.

    Dude. That's not even funny.

    And, start your own thread.

    NigelUno

  • vagivore said...

    Gawd I knew it was you as soon as I read the title of this thread. I had left over spaghetti that I made Friday night. It always tastes better as left overs than the night you make it...I should start a thread about my spaghetti and how it tastes better as leftovers than when I first make it. That is hilarious, amiright? If I was a self-proclaimed RCMB legend then I would definitely share a thread with the hillarity of my leftover spaghetti cuz ya know it tastes soo much better as leftovers. I wonder what others foods taste better as leftovers. I can't think of any. Haha lmfao just thinking about that spaghetti.

    Palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti.
    There's vomit on spaghetti already,
    Mom's spaghetti.
    He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti.
    To drops bombs,
    But he keeps on spaghetti.

    Osmo

  • Osmo said...

    Palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti. There's vomit on spaghetti already, Mom's spaghetti. He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti. To drops bombs, But he keeps on spaghetti.

    Play

    Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!: It's...

    Spagett catches some people off guard with his hidden camera show.

    http://www.youtube.com/v/uyh3C1xDT3Y
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    Eggy

  • NigelUno said...

    Dude. That's not even funny.

    And, start your own thread.

    No can do. I don't think I am legendary enuff, sigh.

    vagivore

  • Eggy said...

    >Long-term gf just broke up with me
    >At coffee shop trying to think of how to get my shit together
    >notice cute girl is has been looking at me for some time
    >smile at her and wave a little
    >go back to staring at my coffee
    >lock up to see her sitting next to me
    >asks me what’s wrong
    >little reluctant, think it’s a trick
    >It isn’t
    >feelsgoodman.jpg
    >she was dumped recently too
    >accidentally stare at her cleavage as she’s talking
    >start to get hard
    >feel a hand run up my leg
    >see her breathing a bit hard
    >asks if I like what I see
    >guide her hand to my zipper
    >she unzips my fanny pack by mistake
    >spaghetti falls out
    >try to clean it up with my sock
    >start to cry
    >get embarrassed and fart watery diarrhea all over my man skirt
    >smear shit all over the window and ask her to marry me
    >mfw she said no

    Osmo

  • Count gHostula said...

    You're self loathing which is why you lash out angerly in most of my threads.

    I'm not angry at all. I just don't believe your stories. Give me a reason why I should and perhaps it will help with my anger, despair and hopelessness. TIA.

    duffy munn