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Osmo said...
>Long-term gf just broke up with me >At coffee shop trying to think of how to get my shit together >notice cute girl is has been looking at me for some time >smile at her and wave a little >go back to staring at my coffee >lock up to see her sitting next to me >asks me what’s wrong >little reluctant, think it’s a trick >It isn’t >feelsgoodman.jpg >she was dumped recently too >accidentally stare at her cleavage as she’s talking >start to get hard >feel a hand run up my leg >see her breathing a bit hard >asks if I like what I see >guide her hand to my zipper >she unzips my fanny pack by mistake >spaghetti falls out >try to clean it up with my sock >start to cry >get embarrassed and fart watery diarrhea all over my man skirt >smear shit all over the window and ask her to marry me >mfw she said no
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duffy munn said...
I'm not angry at all. I just don't believe your stories. Give me a reason why I should and perhaps it will help with my anger, despair and hopelessness. TIA.
actually, this is the one gHost story i actually do believe: making a lame joke referencing a movie from 2004 and genuinely expecting everyone to laugh hysterically at his amazing grasp of pop culture relevance? Only a guy with some form of mild retardation would actually find this amusing...aka: "Classic gHost!"
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