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I do enjoy your s/n. That's one of my favorite episodes.

Mine: Poison Dart Frogs....they rock

Drunken alter ego.

Some dude's horse from some book or some shit.

My favorite MSU football player of all time: http://www.georgeblowfish.com/chiefspage6.html

Andre Rison

AKA "Brock Middlebrook"

Convict

Brock came to Kansas City in 1997 after earning a Super Bowl ring with the Green Bay Packers in 1996. He'd also played with the Colts, Falcons, Browns and Jaguars before landing in Kansas City. Upon his arrival, he decided he wanted to be called "Spiderman" instead of his more well known nickname "Bad Moon Rison." Brock got off to a pretty good start, catching 72 passes for over 1,000 yards in 1997. Brock got his nickname from getting into a bar fight in River Falls, Wisconsin, the Chiefs summer training camp hamlet. When Barney Fife, the local cop, showed up and asked Rison for his name, he told Barney "I'm Brock Middlebrook." He might as well have said "I'm Batman!" Brock had prior run-ins with law enforcement, being arrested in April 1997 in Lawrenceville,Ga., for disorderly conduct when he refused to get out of a car after a traffic stop. In November 1999, Brock and Chiefs backup tight end Lonnie Johnson were made inactive for a game against San Diego after their arrests over the weekend. Brock was one of six people arrested for fighting outside a Kansas City nightclub. Police were called to a disturbance outside the "Have A Nice Day Cafe" in Westport. Security guards detained several people before police made the arrests. Six people were taken to police headquarters and booked for disorderly conduct by fighting in public. No further details were released. Hours earlier, Johnson was arrested on charges that he touched the breast of a police officer posing as a prostitute during a sting operation. King Carl said before the Chargers game that the two players were made inactive for "conduct unbecoming a player." When Gunther Cunningham took over as the Chiefs' head coach, he installed a new policy requiring the team to stay together in a hotel the night before a home game. The policy was designed to stop Brock and other Chiefs players from partying in Westport on Saturday night. In February 2000, Brock was charged with felony theft in Olathe, Kansas. Brock was released after posting $2,000 bond on a felony charge of stealing musical equipment. The Johnson County Sheriff's Department said the equipment had been rented, but never returned. The music store had contacted the Chiefs on several occasions to try to keep the matter out of the public record, but Brock forced the store to turn the matter over to the authorities. Despite the fact that Brock made millions as a Chiefs player, he felt it necessary to steal $2,000 worth of musical equipment. In 2001, Brock was released by the Chiefs and went on to join up for a brief stay with his his sixth and final team, the evil Raiders, which of course was a match made in heaven.Now Rison does summer football camps for kids in Michigan and elsewhere.

An underappreciated wrestler from back in the day.

yeah, i'm pretty sure most rabbits are straight.

The best damn trailer park supervisor the great province of Nova Scotia has ever known

There is a scientific study out there somewhere proving these facts.

Is this the potato farm?

It sounds so much more impressive to use big words like "coprophagy" rather than saying that rabbits selectively re-ingest their fecal pellets for nutritional reasons.

They made a movie of it in 1984, it was really good too.

I used to play counter-strike in my younger days and got bored of writing the generic 'oxide' so I shortened to to 'oxi.' Yep, I'm a huge nerd.

I'm Bender. I like to bend things. My last name is the same as the former Fb coach at ScUm.

I work with Leela who describes me as as an "alcoholic, whore-mongering, chain-smoking gambler".

Fry, however says I have committed acts of kindness for humans and others (but then, Fry is an Idiot).

"Humans are soft and die easily".