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Weirdest thing to happen while in a public restroom?

  • lollollol

    I'm not talking like when a dude walks in to a urnal and rips a juicy one, I mean really weird stuff. Public restrooms are for the most part disgusting, so i try to avoid them. But I do a lot of work at different grocery stores in the capital district so I see messed up stuff. So today I'm in a hannaford sortve like meijers you know. So I'm taking a massive duece and this old guy with a walker comes in yelling A$$hole, $hit, F#Ck. And he's pacing back in forth. I think he's pissed because I'm occupying the only toliet in the joint. This was just today. There have been other weird occurrenceses. Like in the ghetto of schenectady I walk in to take a leak and some afro is singing with a six pack on the ground by his feet while taking a dump, this is in the store too lol. Weird ass people nowadays. On a side note i also saw a parent who was walking their kid with a dog collar, and said kid had tiger ears and and actual furry tail coming out his pants. Lol wtf. I'm sure there are more that will come back to me.

    Jahlil Suggs

  • So I'm on a road trip out east and using the bathroom at a rest stop. I notice this 4" hole cut into the side of the stall and laugh, because it's the first time I've seen a glory hole. Next thing I know, a 12" Subway toasted BMT comes sliding through the hole. From the other side of the stall, I hear this breathy, fat kid asking me if he can listen to me eat it. I tell him, "hell, no", buckle up and run the eff out of there, but not before I see him struggling to get his gym shorts up and over his British Knight high-tops from under the door. As I'm leaving the bathroom, he's challenging me to a sissy boxing match, but I ignored him and took off.

    Osmo

  • A fat chick (Iowa fan) got railed in the stall next to me at a football game.

    MSUsbetterthanu

  • I walked into a public restroom in Gary, IN to a guy cleaning his gun and pocketknife at the sink. Considering it was Gary, I was unsurprised.

    Macks

  • Osmo said...

    So I'm on a road trip out east and using the bathroom at a rest stop. I notice this 4" hole cut into the side of the stall and laugh, because it's the first time I've seen a glory hole. Next thing I know, a 12" Subway.

    Smd And this is where I stopped reading this post.

    Jahlil Suggs

  • I'm at a urinal at the eastbound I-94 rest stop outside Battle Creek, coming back to school after a day trip to Chicago at 3:30 am, when some dude in the crapper says "hey dude, up for some fun?"

    Dude, sometimes I feel like I missed my calling. It's pretty damned easy to score if you don't mind the penis.

    State00

  • When I was in Ukraine, I heard some chick getting railed in the stall next to me.

    HillSpartan

  • I was using the urinal at a ski resort in PA when I hear in the stall next to me, "Dad, can we play swords?" Everyone in the bathroom busts out laughing and the dad responds "That's right, I teach my kid to be awesome." Learned valuable parenting tips that day.

    Stinkweed

  • spartanMF

  • I was at the airport in Minneapolis and there was a guy in a stall trying to tap dance or something.

    This post was edited by Turtleneck on 5/26/2012 at 3:18 PM

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    Turtleneck

  • I was 'camping' (running water and showers available is close, but not quite) last summer and woke up around 4am and had to take a dump. Went to the public bathroom and in between beer farts heard a wet smacking sound in the other stall. Some guy was jacking it. At this point I was resigned to the worst shit of my life, then he started mumbling. Couldn't make out what it was at first. But he got louder and was repeating the same thing over and over again: "I hate my life. I hate my life. I hate my life."

    Beardy

  • During a long, late-night drive, I stopped at a rest stop at about 4am to take a huge industrial-strength dump. It was a brand new building, and everything was spotless. Still smelled like fresh paint and lumber. (At least until I got there.) Half asleep, I proceed to the stall and begin to unload with authority. As I am admiring the brand new facilities, I notice that there is a receptacle on the wall of the stall (the kind for tampons,pads, etc). Since they are not standard men's room equipment, I begin seriously wondering if I missed a left turn at Albuquerque.

    Not wanting to end up on some sort of Rest Stop sex offender list, I finish up business and make a quick exit. I didn't look back, and to this day I am not sure if they had those in there as some part of a stupid ADA requirement, or if I peeled the paint off the walls of a brand new ladies room.

    lil_dids

  • At a home football game, I'm taking a piss and this huge shadow casted over me. I look over to my left and big AL is mixing piss with me.

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    Spartan8Ball

  • Rest stop. 10-15 people in the room. Place goes totally silent.

    I look next to me, and it's Bob Knight. Everyone was terrified.

    Anyone. Anyplace. Anytime.

    rookmsu

  • Heading up to Orlando 15 years ago or so...
    Stop off at a rest stop in West Palm to empty my bladder.....stop at another one a couple of hours north on the Turnpike, and this guy comes up to me and says, "Hey! You were at the last rest stop I stopped at!"
    panic

    Very creepy.....

    Formally know as SouthFloridaSpartan

    305Sparty

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    LegendAndLeader

  • rookmsu said...

    Rest stop. 10-15 people in the room. Place goes totally silent.

    I look next to me, and it's Bob Knight. Everyone was terrified.

    I met bobby knight at the jimmy v classic in NYC two years ago. My uncle met him numerous times because he's a big Indiana slappy. He wanted to get another picture with him. So of course the kindve guy my uncle is he was talking to bobby knight for 15 minutes. When it came time to take the picture I took it. Then when I asked if I could get in one. Bobby said no because I had an MSU sweatshirt on. Forks down Mofos. True story.

    Jahlil Suggs

  • EdMartinsLoan

  • I knew this thread was promising when I saw the title. The responses didn't disappoint.

    "People don't care how much you know until they know how much you care." - Mark Dantonio.

    JMSparty08

  • One time I took a stop at a stopping spot in Canada, went into the bathroom and had to take a shit. Was taking a pretty wet shit, when this great big fat person walked into the stall next to me. Everything was normal for about a minute until I realized that there were 2 people in the stall next to me. Not only was this guy taking a shit, but his 5 year old kid was in the stall sitting on his lap with him while this obese fucker is huffing shit out of his ass. It wasn't that I was so creeped out that his son was in the stall with him, it was just that I was creeped out that his son was encouraging him and cheering him on while he was shitting. His son would shout "Cmon daddy! squeeze it out!", "Rip it!". And this guy didn't just have a few lumber logs he had wet, spraying, smelly, disgusting, diarrhea. Not just that, but at the end his father stood up and wiped his own ass while his son was watching. At the end his son said "are you done daddy?" And in the most awkward voice that I've heard the big fat guy pretty much yells "YEP!"
    I still don't know why any father would make his son watch him poo and smell his own shitty smelly diarrhea.

    Stains

  • Back in the 90s, I was traveling along I-94 and was suffering from the flu. I felt horribly weak and knew I was running a fever. Anyway I am standing taking a leak and I notice on my left about three urinals down was this old guy in probably his early 70s stroking his dick as he watches me pee.

    I was stupefied and I simply zipped up and got back to my car. I was in my car resting up and I see the same old guy walking hand-in-hand with his wife as they strolled back to their car.

    Sports Mechanic

  • My dick was too big for the glory hole.

    bigarms

  • Stains said...

    One time I took a stop at a stopping spot in Canada, went into the bathroom and had to take a shit. Was taking a pretty wet shit, when this great big fat person walked into the stall next to me. Everything was normal for about a minute until I realized that there were 2 people in the stall next to me. Not only was this guy taking a shit, but his 5 year old kid was in the stall sitting on his lap with him while this obese fucker is huffing shit out of his ass. It wasn't that I was so creeped out that his son was in the stall with him, it was just that I was creeped out that his son was encouraging him and cheering him on while he was shitting. His son would shout "Cmon daddy! squeeze it out!", "Rip it!". And this guy didn't just have a few lumber logs he had wet, spraying, smelly, disgusting, diarrhea. Not just that, but at the end his father stood up and wiped his own ass while his son was watching. At the end his son said "are you done daddy?" And in the most awkward voice that I've heard the big fat guy pretty much yells "YEP!" I still don't know why any father would make his son watch him poo and smell his own shitty smelly diarrhea.

    +1 for the Great big fat person reference.

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    RBW Spartan ●

  • walked in on a drug deal driving through georgia to the bowl game a few years back.

    tododia

  • I was in the Spartan Sports Den circa 2000. I'm walking to the can and there are wet footprints near the door. Once inside there is water all over the floor and some dripping from the ceiling, in the main area by the urinals and sink. The problem seemed focused near the urinals so I chose the toilet. I'm taking a leak and these two drunk dudes come in and start pissing in the urinals, yapping away. One hits the flush and water starts spraying all over, out of the urinal. I can't see it but they are screaming and banging into stuff drunkenly trying to escape. I pushed against the wall of the stall for blocking and really got nary a drop.

    I hadn't thought about that in years, LMFAO. Thanks for OP for this great thread.

    This post was edited by PCL on 5/27/2012 at 1:13 AM

    PCL

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