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What (If Anything) Did You Learn Today?

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13 months ago

mpcoan said...
Not pleasant, but very surprising when you thought it had been ruined.

Yep.
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13 months ago

I learned that I shoulld have started going through my receipts to itemize my tax deductions a couple weeks ago. Have never waited this long, and it's going to be a looong couple days.
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I learned that my 2-1/2 year old daughter says "titty" instead of "kitty" because she pronounces k's as t's.
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13 months ago

That the Peanut Barrel is still awesome.
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13 months ago

Gotta watch out in the construction on westbound M14 between Beck and 23. There's a few of those green slat things chilling on the edge of the inside lane. Thankfully, I didn't learn the hard way, but it's only a matter of time before someone else does.
"This was a great Spartan day." --Walter Adams | Before you ask, yes, I am a girl.
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13 months ago

SpartanGuard said...
Gotta watch out in the construction on westbound M14 between Beck and 23. There's a few of those green slat things chilling on the edge of the inside lane. Thankfully, I didn't learn the hard way, but it's only a matter of time before someone else does.

I learned that my idea of renting Carnegie Hall is perhaps a bit premature.
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PolskaSpartan said...
I learned that my idea of renting Carnegie Hall is perhaps a bit premature.

Perhaps you need more practice...
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13 months ago

That I can image people ambidextrously.
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13 months ago

Took my (ACLS) Advanced Cardiovascular Life Support class today. I learned a great deal. Too much to explain in detail.
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13 months ago

tGreenWay said...
If Boombah is reading this thread, can you confirm?

Yes, hCG is one of many tumor markers to detect testicular cancer. This is used in pregnancy tests because it is usually produced during pregnancy.

HCG blood test - qualitative: MedlinePlus Medical Encyclopedia

http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/003509.htm
www.nlm.nih.gov

Human chorionic gonadotropin - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_chorionic_gonadotropin
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Testicular cancer

Testicular cancer represents only 1 per cent of all cancers in men, but it is the single biggest cause of cancer-related deaths in men aged 15-35 years in the UK. Find out what the signs to watch out for are.
www.netdoctor.co.uk
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Spartan8Ball said...
Took my (ACLS) Advanced Cardiovascular Life Support class today. I learned a great deal. Too much to explain in detail.

Can you confirm that a functioning heart is essential for advanced life support? I'll hang up and listen.
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13 months ago

Dr Leo Spaceman said...
Can you confirm that a functioning heart is essential for advanced life support? I'll hang up and listen.

It took me a good three hour to realize that.
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13 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

I learned that you shouldn't let your kids go Easter egg hunting in Britian.
"You learned the two greatest thing in life, never rat on your friends, and always keep your mouth shut." ~Robert DeNiro
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13 months ago

If a modern-day MacBook Air operated at the energy efficiency of computers from 1991, its fully charged battery would last all of 2.5 seconds.
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13 months ago

That Charles Manson has been up for parole 12 times.
What is that, a Titleist? A hole in one...
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13 months ago

That pineapples don't come from trees.
"I've got a refrigerator for you, Alexis...f#@* off."
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13 months ago

That Freddie Prinze Jr.'s job is directing and producing Monday Night Raw. That and banging SMG.
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13 months ago

The United States makes up only 4.6% of the world's population, but consumes 80% of its opioids, and 99% of the world's hydrocodone (Vicodin, Norco).
"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind." --Gandhi
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13 months ago

Play
Craig Ferguson 12/7/9F Late Late show OMFG...

What did we learn on the show tonight Craig? Oh I feel it...still.
http://www.youtube.com/v/0z-V-OlJHjI
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Motown Spartan said...
I learned that my 2-1/2 year old daughter says "titty" instead of "kitty" because she pronounces k's as t's.

There's a joke with the word "pussy" in here somewhere, but I'm too tired to think it through.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
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13 months ago

Spartan Butters said...
That Freddie Prinze Jr.'s job is directing and producing Monday Night Raw. That and banging SMG.

As a side note, I learned a couple hours ago that Freddie Prinze's dad was actually quite talented. Youtube'ed "Tragic Side of Comedy"
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13 months ago

tGreenWay said...
There's a joke with the word "pussy" in here somewhere, but I'm too tired to think it through.

Craig Shoemaker has a joke about his son that can't pronounce the letter R and his favorite cartoon character is Percy from Thomas and Friends.
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In Papua, New Guinea, the river people fear a fish called the Pacu (related to piranhas) that bites at fisherman's genitals.
Like every episode of River Monsters I find myself thinking "I will never go in that river."
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13 months ago

Shabooms said...
That pineapples don't come from trees.

Then where the F do they come from?
Does a stork drop them off or do they come from my mom's vagina. Please don't tell me it's the second one.
"You learned the two greatest thing in life, never rat on your friends, and always keep your mouth shut." ~Robert DeNiro
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Jimmy Conway said...
Then where the F do they come from? Does a stork drop them off or do they come from my mom's vagina. Please don't tell me it's the second one.

They are actually a root vegetable. Related to turnips and beets.
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