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What, everybody doesn't have a supply of these?

10 years ago, this one bar I visited had their service supplier putting these mats with OBL's face on them in the urinals.

The ones at one school I attended, I forget which one, used to produce an interesting soapy foamy something when you hit the drain dead on. So that was always my goal. Now I just make sure to hit where my boxers have two layers of fabric.

Rcmb comes through again!!

I am for the top left pages of the dictionary so I can see if the company that supplies the plastic covers with all the holes spelled their name right.

Anyone ever step up and whip it out and start pissing only to realize about 2 seconds later that you didn't actually whip it out and are now pissing down the inside of your pant leg. Lot of explaining to do when you are done. I did this once and had to come up with a bullshit story about how there was an air bubble in the water pipe at the sink and a burst of air shot water all over me. To the day I am not sure if they bought it.

I also like fancy restaurants that put ice in the urinal. It's fun to see how many icecubes you can melt.

I pee like this.

I just try to dot the "i"

Depending on several mitigating factors, I may or may not do any of the following:
- Aim directly at the drain or mint in an attempt to create as much foamy broth as possible
- Try to "paint" the entire shootable surface of the urinal
- See how high I can piss
- See how far away from the urinal I can piss and still make it in

The last two obviously require some feet shuffling and coordination, so I typically only attempt those when I am drunk, the restroom is private, and/or I am assured no one will bust in and see me pissing from a really odd location.

I aim for the mug on the back of the toilet.

This probably is as good of a thread as any to mention this, so what are everyone's thoughts on the elusive dual-stream pee? Do you try to encourage it to go single stream immediately, or do you attempt to keep the two streams going as long as possible? I have mixed thoughts on this.

I used to be the person to put a pitcher behind the toliet during Burgerama.