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What is the key to life?

  • Be advised I am drunk and high at the same time right now prolly the best feeling especially after a bust a nut in this ho in a few mins. Anyways, why are we here? What is the point of life? Why us? Why now? Are we alone? Hell no? When will the aliens visit us? Or will we visit them first? I know theyre out there. I am too fucked up right now to do this but will someone post a link to the joe rogan video about the universe and shit where he goes off and your like whoa? Shits cray. Rcmb please forgive me for thy sins i won't be a shitty posyer anymore tonights a celebration of the death of the old me. We are all just frquencys in the depths of the universe. Our parents parents parents parents parents parents parents parents parents are all related like word? How amazing is that. This thing we call life? How fuckj0ing narly is that? The air we breath, the water we drink holy shit, this is surreal. Please why are we here? What is the true orgin of earth and life on it. How truly amazing is that? Word bro.

    Jahlil Suggs

  • You're going to end up experimenting with gay anal intercourse tonight. You will then discover the biggest secret in your life; Thanks to booze and weed.

    Big Ten Referee

  • Big Ten Referee said...

    You're going to end up experimenting with gay anal intercourse tonight. You will then discover the biggest secret in your life; Thanks to booze and weed.

    Nah brah, I only stick my cawk in pussy and butthole of woman. Imdont engagde in buttsex or any sex of any kind with any dude. Is not gay.

    Jahlil Suggs

  • Big Ten Referee said...

    You're going to end up experimenting with gay anal intercourse tonight. You will then discover the biggest secret in your life; Thanks to booze and weed.

    Yo BTR. Youre a good poster brah i respect you. You were MCLovin right? Friencs with drugs delaney? I get shit mixed up after board switch ya dugg

    Jahlil Suggs

  • You may just be dumber than Blanch. You kinda type like Id imagine a juggalo would too, if they knew what a computer was. Its a weird special combo of moran.

    ColonelAngus ●

  • Unless you are Buddha, even if someone told you the key to life, the sad and at the same time amazing thing about it is, you can't possibly understand it until you get to the end of it.

    (fart sound)

    Rocinante

  • ColonelAngus said...

    You may just be dumber than Blanch. You kinda type like Id imagine a juggalo would too, if they knew what a computer was. Its a weird special combo of moran.

    Its hard to type when u guccied effed up like is am. Had a bunch of beer ciroc and what not smoekd a blunt or two wit da homies. But my phones about to die so good night brash i luv u for dat,

    Jahlil Suggs

  • now would be a good time to post naked pics of chicks you know.

    Big Ten Referee

  • Jorts and Icehouse are the answers.

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    Turtleneck ●

  • El Doctor B

  • Jahlil Suggs said...

    Its hard to type when u guccied effed up like is am. Had a bunch of beer ciroc and what not smoekd a blunt or two wit da homies. But my phones about to die so good night brash i luv u for dat,

    Very lame attempt at playing extra drunk/high.

    Feel free to post again with pics from the ER

    The Pantry ●

  • What is the point? How can one know. . . it is for each person to decide. . . choose wisely.

    whittierspartan

  • Do what you wanna, do what you will
    Just don't mess up your neighbor's thrill
    'N when you pay the bill, kindly leave a little tip
    And help the next poor sucker on his one way trip

    LogicalBuck

  • Key to life? Money and success? And key to money and success? Be the biggest asshole in the world, never work for shit, and do everything evil. Then you will have a shit ton of success. Because in life good guys never get anything in the fucking world. Only assholes do. Become an asshole. Slow and steady dont win the race. Fast and arrogance does

    This post was edited by CalvinsJohnson8 on 7/2/2012 at 11:58 PM

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  • Jahlil Suggs said...

    Its hard to type when u guccied effed up like is am. Had a bunch of beer ciroc and what not smoekd a blunt or two wit da homies. But my phones about to die so good night brash i luv u for dat,

    [Sound of crickets. Guy walks across grass]
    [Joe:] "Hey pal! How ya doin?"
    [M2:] "I'm so wasted, man."
    [Joe:] "Yeah, you are, oh ho ho!"
    [M2:] "Thanks man."
    [Joe:] "It's good party, huh?"
    [M2:] "Oh, it's great man."
    [Joe:] "Hey that's some good acid, huh?"
    [M2:] "Oh, killer man."
    [Joe:] "Hey, my pleasure."
    [M2:] "I've never been higher."
    [Joe:] "Oh ho, you must be freaking out."
    [M2:] "Acid's great man."
    [Joe:] "It's the best."
    [M2:] "Everytime I do acid man, I'm so high."
    [Joe:] "Yeah, oh, you must be flipping out right now."
    [M2:] "This is the best acid, man."
    [Joe:] "What are you seein, man?"
    [M2:] "Oh, I, that cloud up there, man."
    [Joe:] "Whoa"
    [M2:] "It's got a vein in it."
    [Joe:] "Oh-Holy Cow! Really!?"
    [M2:] "And it's bleeding on me, man."
    [Joe:] "It's bleeding on ya? Well watch out!"
    [M2:] "Look at my hand, man."
    [Joe:] "Yeah?"
    [M2:] "It-It's moving, but it's not moving."
    [Joe:] "It's not?"
    [M2:] "It's still there, but it looks like it's moving."
    [Joe:] "Hey, yeah to you it is."
    [M2:] "I'm so high."
    [Joe:] "Yeah, you must be flipping out."
    [M2:] "I'm flipping out off it."
    [Joe:] "Hallucinations, man."
    [M2:] "Acid..right."
    [Joe:] "Hey, I got some news fer ya."
    [M2:] "I'm seeing stuff, man."
    [Joe:] "Yeah, yer seeing stuff."
    [M2:] "RIght."
    [Joe:] "Well, that's what happens when you take acid, but you know what?"
    [M2:] "What man?"
    [Joe:] "Uhhh, that really wasn't acid.
    That was just a little piece of paper I ripped off of my notebook."
    [Silence]

    [M2:] "Wha? It's probly this weed I'm smokin', man."
    [Joe:] "Oh, that weed."
    [M2:] "That Thai bud, man."
    [Joe:] "Whoa."
    [M2: Laughing] "Everything's hilarious."
    [Joe: Laughing] "That's funny man. Look at that guy."
    [M2: Laughing] "That's funny man."
    [Joe: Laughing] "Look at that guy's hat man."
    [M2: Laughing] "Everything's funny to me, man."
    [Joe:] "Right. Hey, how man bones didya smoke? A few joints, man?"
    [M2:] "I had about four."
    [Joe:] "Whoa, that's a lot of bones to be smokin', man."
    [M2:] "The whole thing's man."
    [Joe:] "Yeah, you sucked 'em down yerself."
    [M2:] "Ain't that hilarious!?"
    [Joe:] "You didn't wanna share, didja?"
    [M2:] "It was great stuff, man."
    [Joe:] "Aww, yeah, hey I got some news on that stuff too."
    [M2:] "Hey what man?"
    [Joe:] "That's the stuff I sold you, right?
    [M2:] "Yeah, right."
    [Joe:] "Yeah"
    [M2:] "It's funny, man."
    [Joe:] "Well, well, uh.."
    [M2:] "I'm wasted off it, man."
    [Joe:] "Yeah, well that's good. You smoked it, right?"
    [M2:] "Right."
    [Joe:] "Well that really wasn't weed."
    [Pause]
    [Joe:] "No it wasn't, it was pencil shavings in a bag."
    [Silence]

    [Joe:] "Yeah."
    [M2:] "Well, it's probably this beer.
    This beer I'm drinking, man. I must be drunk off it or something.
    Ya know, I had about eighteen of them, man."
    [Joe:] "Whoa, oh really!?"
    [M2:] "I'm just..wasted off 'em."
    [Joe:] "That's a lot of beer for a man to drink."
    [M2:] "Man, I gotta pee pretty soon, man."
    [Joe:] "You didn't dump 'em out in the woods, didja?"
    [M2:] "No..no..no.. I drank all of them."
    [Joe:] "Right, yeah. I saw you..that's good. Hey didja eat today?"
    [M2:]"No, I'm on an empty stomach."
    [Joe:] "Whoa, you must be ..yea.. extra buzz for you."
    [M2:] "..And that's why I'm so wasted off it man, it's like I'm seeing things, man."
    [Joe:] "Yeah, you can hardly stand, man."
    [M2:] "You should take my car keys, cuz I can't drive, man."
    [Joe:] "Right, right."
    [M2:] "I can barely walk."
    [Joe:] "Hey man, you better open those eyes up, they're half shut."
    [M2:] "There's two of you, man. I can't see anymore, man, I'm blind!"
    [Joe:] "Right.. I got the beers, huh? I'm the man, right?"
    [M2:] "Yeah, you are the man."
    [Joe:] "Say it. Say I'm the man."
    [M2:] "Yer da man!!"
    [Joe:] "Okay, well that beer.."
    [M2:] "Yeah?"
    [Joe:] "There was no alcohol in that beer."
    [Pause]
    [Joe:] "That was non-alcoholic.
    So..uhh..again, I'm gonna have to bust you on this one.
    You're lying."
    [Silence]

    [M2: Mumbling] "I'll be right back."
    [Joe:] "Ok, buddy, you go sober up."
    [Walking different directions, gun goes off]
    [Joe:] "Oh my God! He killed himself! He killed himself!"
    [Runs over]
    [Joe:] "Oh my God! You killed yerself, buddy."
    [M2:] "Yeah, I'm dead, man."
    [Joe:] "Oh my, oh yer dead."
    [M2:] "Yeah, I'm dead, man."
    [Joe:] "That is awefull."
    [M2:] "There's a big white light and everything, man."
    [Joe:] "Yeah! Well you showed us all, man."
    [M2:] "Oh man, I'm so peaceful here man."
    [Joe:] "Yeah, you see anything weird, or.."
    [M2:] "My relatives, man, a big white light, and my grandfather's there and.."
    [Joe:] "Ooooh, I remember him, he's a good guy."
    [M2:] "He's still wearing the same clothes, and.."
    [Joe:] "Hey, say hello fer me, huh?"
    [M2:] "Hey man, Joe says hi, man."
    [Joe: Chuckling] "Right."
    [M2:] "It's yeah..My uncle's here and..."
    [Joe:] "Right..right.. Hey I got some news for ya. This is so funny."
    [M2:] "Yeah? What, man?"
    [Joe:] "Yeah, yeah, before you go, up to heaven.
    The gun, you killed yerself with, that's the one I sold you, right?"
    [M2:] "Yeah."
    [Joe:] "Yeah, well that was a cap gun.
    So, there's no way you could have killed yourself."
    [Pause]
    [Joe:] "Yeah, that's right, ok.. I'm going back to the party. Ok, take care."
    [Walks back]

    [M2: Whimpering and crying] "I'm moving to a different town

    More Coffee

  • if you can't find something to live for, you best find something to die for.

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    tLonelyStoner ●

  • More Coffee said...

    [Sound of crickets. Guy walks across grass] [Joe:] "Hey pal! How ya doin?" [M2:] "I'm so wasted, man." [Joe:] "Yeah, you are, oh ho ho!" [M2:] "Thanks man." [Joe:] "It's good party, huh?" [M2:] "Oh, it's great man." [Joe:] "Hey that's some good acid, huh?" [M2:] "Oh, killer man." [Joe:] "Hey, my pleasure." [M2:] "I've never been higher." [Joe:] "Oh ho, you must be freaking out." [M2:] "Acid's great man." [Joe:] "It's the best." [M2:] "Everytime I do acid man, I'm so high." [Joe:] "Yeah, oh, you must be flipping out right now." [M2:] "This is the best acid, man." [Joe:] "What are you seein, man?" [M2:] "Oh, I, that cloud up there, man." [Joe:] "Whoa" [M2:] "It's got a vein in it." [Joe:] "Oh-Holy Cow! Really!?" [M2:] "And it's bleeding on me, man." [Joe:] "It's bleeding on ya? Well watch out!" [M2:] "Look at my hand, man." [Joe:] "Yeah?" [M2:] "It-It's moving, but it's not moving." [Joe:] "It's not?" [M2:] "It's still there, but it looks like it's moving." [Joe:] "Hey, yeah to you it is." [M2:] "I'm so high." [Joe:] "Yeah, you must be flipping out." [M2:] "I'm flipping out off it." [Joe:] "Hallucinations, man." [M2:] "Acid..right." [Joe:] "Hey, I got some news fer ya." [M2:] "I'm seeing stuff, man." [Joe:] "Yeah, yer seeing stuff." [M2:] "RIght." [Joe:] "Well, that's what happens when you take acid, but you know what?" [M2:] "What man?" [Joe:] "Uhhh, that really wasn't acid. That was just a little piece of paper I ripped off of my notebook." [Silence]

    [M2:] "Wha? It's probly this weed I'm smokin', man." [Joe:] "Oh, that weed." [M2:] "That Thai bud, man." [Joe:] "Whoa." [M2: Laughing] "Everything's hilarious." [Joe: Laughing] "That's funny man. Look at that guy." [M2: Laughing] "That's funny man." [Joe: Laughing] "Look at that guy's hat man." [M2: Laughing] "Everything's funny to me, man." [Joe:] "Right. Hey, how man bones didya smoke? A few joints, man?" [M2:] "I had about four." [Joe:] "Whoa, that's a lot of bones to be smokin', man." [M2:] "The whole thing's man." [Joe:] "Yeah, you sucked 'em down yerself." [M2:] "Ain't that hilarious!?" [Joe:] "You didn't wanna share, didja?" [M2:] "It was great stuff, man." [Joe:] "Aww, yeah, hey I got some news on that stuff too." [M2:] "Hey what man?" [Joe:] "That's the stuff I sold you, right? [M2:] "Yeah, right." [Joe:] "Yeah" [M2:] "It's funny, man." [Joe:] "Well, well, uh.." [M2:] "I'm wasted off it, man." [Joe:] "Yeah, well that's good. You smoked it, right?" [M2:] "Right." [Joe:] "Well that really wasn't weed." [Pause] [Joe:] "No it wasn't, it was pencil shavings in a bag." [Silence]

    [Joe:] "Yeah." [M2:] "Well, it's probably this beer. This beer I'm drinking, man. I must be drunk off it or something. Ya know, I had about eighteen of them, man." [Joe:] "Whoa, oh really!?" [M2:] "I'm just..wasted off 'em." [Joe:] "That's a lot of beer for a man to drink." [M2:] "Man, I gotta pee pretty soon, man." [Joe:] "You didn't dump 'em out in the woods, didja?" [M2:] "No..no..no.. I drank all of them." [Joe:] "Right, yeah. I saw you..that's good. Hey didja eat today?" [M2:]"No, I'm on an empty stomach." [Joe:] "Whoa, you must be ..yea.. extra buzz for you." [M2:] "..And that's why I'm so wasted off it man, it's like I'm seeing things, man." [Joe:] "Yeah, you can hardly stand, man." [M2:] "You should take my car keys, cuz I can't drive, man." [Joe:] "Right, right." [M2:] "I can barely walk." [Joe:] "Hey man, you better open those eyes up, they're half shut." [M2:] "There's two of you, man. I can't see anymore, man, I'm blind!" [Joe:] "Right.. I got the beers, huh? I'm the man, right?" [M2:] "Yeah, you are the man." [Joe:] "Say it. Say I'm the man." [M2:] "Yer da man!!" [Joe:] "Okay, well that beer.." [M2:] "Yeah?" [Joe:] "There was no alcohol in that beer." [Pause] [Joe:] "That was non-alcoholic. So..uhh..again, I'm gonna have to bust you on this one. You're lying." [Silence]

    [M2: Mumbling] "I'll be right back." [Joe:] "Ok, buddy, you go sober up." [Walking different directions, gun goes off] [Joe:] "Oh my God! He killed himself! He killed himself!" [Runs over] [Joe:] "Oh my God! You killed yerself, buddy." [M2:] "Yeah, I'm dead, man." [Joe:] "Oh my, oh yer dead." [M2:] "Yeah, I'm dead, man." [Joe:] "That is awefull." [M2:] "There's a big white light and everything, man." [Joe:] "Yeah! Well you showed us all, man." [M2:] "Oh man, I'm so peaceful here man." [Joe:] "Yeah, you see anything weird, or.." [M2:] "My relatives, man, a big white light, and my grandfather's there and.." [Joe:] "Ooooh, I remember him, he's a good guy." [M2:] "He's still wearing the same clothes, and.." [Joe:] "Hey, say hello fer me, huh?" [M2:] "Hey man, Joe says hi, man." [Joe: Chuckling] "Right." [M2:] "It's yeah..My uncle's here and..." [Joe:] "Right..right.. Hey I got some news for ya. This is so funny." [M2:] "Yeah? What, man?" [Joe:] "Yeah, yeah, before you go, up to heaven. The gun, you killed yerself with, that's the one I sold you, right?" [M2:] "Yeah." [Joe:] "Yeah, well that was a cap gun. So, there's no way you could have killed yourself." [Pause] [Joe:] "Yeah, that's right, ok.. I'm going back to the party. Ok, take care." [Walks back]

    [M2: Whimpering and crying] "I'm moving to a different town

    what the fuck did i just read? huh

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    tLonelyStoner ●

  • More Coffee said...

    [Sound of crickets. Guy walks across grass] [Joe:] "Hey pal! How ya doin?" [M2:] "I'm so wasted, man." [Joe:] "Yeah, you are, oh ho ho!" [M2:] "Thanks man." [Joe:] "It's good party, huh?" [M2:] "Oh, it's great man." [Joe:] "Hey that's some good acid, huh?" [M2:] "Oh, killer man." [Joe:] "Hey, my pleasure." [M2:] "I've never been higher." [Joe:] "Oh ho, you must be freaking out." [M2:] "Acid's great man." [Joe:] "It's the best." [M2:] "Everytime I do acid man, I'm so high." [Joe:] "Yeah, oh, you must be flipping out right now." [M2:] "This is the best acid, man." [Joe:] "What are you seein, man?" [M2:] "Oh, I, that cloud up there, man." [Joe:] "Whoa" [M2:] "It's got a vein in it." [Joe:] "Oh-Holy Cow! Really!?" [M2:] "And it's bleeding on me, man." [Joe:] "It's bleeding on ya? Well watch out!" [M2:] "Look at my hand, man." [Joe:] "Yeah?" [M2:] "It-It's moving, but it's not moving." [Joe:] "It's not?" [M2:] "It's still there, but it looks like it's moving." [Joe:] "Hey, yeah to you it is." [M2:] "I'm so high." [Joe:] "Yeah, you must be flipping out." [M2:] "I'm flipping out off it." [Joe:] "Hallucinations, man." [M2:] "Acid..right." [Joe:] "Hey, I got some news fer ya." [M2:] "I'm seeing stuff, man." [Joe:] "Yeah, yer seeing stuff." [M2:] "RIght." [Joe:] "Well, that's what happens when you take acid, but you know what?" [M2:] "What man?" [Joe:] "Uhhh, that really wasn't acid. That was just a little piece of paper I ripped off of my notebook." [Silence]

    [M2:] "Wha? It's probly this weed I'm smokin', man." [Joe:] "Oh, that weed." [M2:] "That Thai bud, man." [Joe:] "Whoa." [M2: Laughing] "Everything's hilarious." [Joe: Laughing] "That's funny man. Look at that guy." [M2: Laughing] "That's funny man." [Joe: Laughing] "Look at that guy's hat man." [M2: Laughing] "Everything's funny to me, man." [Joe:] "Right. Hey, how man bones didya smoke? A few joints, man?" [M2:] "I had about four." [Joe:] "Whoa, that's a lot of bones to be smokin', man." [M2:] "The whole thing's man." [Joe:] "Yeah, you sucked 'em down yerself." [M2:] "Ain't that hilarious!?" [Joe:] "You didn't wanna share, didja?" [M2:] "It was great stuff, man." [Joe:] "Aww, yeah, hey I got some news on that stuff too." [M2:] "Hey what man?" [Joe:] "That's the stuff I sold you, right? [M2:] "Yeah, right." [Joe:] "Yeah" [M2:] "It's funny, man." [Joe:] "Well, well, uh.." [M2:] "I'm wasted off it, man." [Joe:] "Yeah, well that's good. You smoked it, right?" [M2:] "Right." [Joe:] "Well that really wasn't weed." [Pause] [Joe:] "No it wasn't, it was pencil shavings in a bag." [Silence]

    [Joe:] "Yeah." [M2:] "Well, it's probably this beer. This beer I'm drinking, man. I must be drunk off it or something. Ya know, I had about eighteen of them, man." [Joe:] "Whoa, oh really!?" [M2:] "I'm just..wasted off 'em." [Joe:] "That's a lot of beer for a man to drink." [M2:] "Man, I gotta pee pretty soon, man." [Joe:] "You didn't dump 'em out in the woods, didja?" [M2:] "No..no..no.. I drank all of them." [Joe:] "Right, yeah. I saw you..that's good. Hey didja eat today?" [M2:]"No, I'm on an empty stomach." [Joe:] "Whoa, you must be ..yea.. extra buzz for you." [M2:] "..And that's why I'm so wasted off it man, it's like I'm seeing things, man." [Joe:] "Yeah, you can hardly stand, man." [M2:] "You should take my car keys, cuz I can't drive, man." [Joe:] "Right, right." [M2:] "I can barely walk." [Joe:] "Hey man, you better open those eyes up, they're half shut." [M2:] "There's two of you, man. I can't see anymore, man, I'm blind!" [Joe:] "Right.. I got the beers, huh? I'm the man, right?" [M2:] "Yeah, you are the man." [Joe:] "Say it. Say I'm the man." [M2:] "Yer da man!!" [Joe:] "Okay, well that beer.." [M2:] "Yeah?" [Joe:] "There was no alcohol in that beer." [Pause] [Joe:] "That was non-alcoholic. So..uhh..again, I'm gonna have to bust you on this one. You're lying." [Silence]

    [M2: Mumbling] "I'll be right back." [Joe:] "Ok, buddy, you go sober up." [Walking different directions, gun goes off] [Joe:] "Oh my God! He killed himself! He killed himself!" [Runs over] [Joe:] "Oh my God! You killed yerself, buddy." [M2:] "Yeah, I'm dead, man." [Joe:] "Oh my, oh yer dead." [M2:] "Yeah, I'm dead, man." [Joe:] "That is awefull." [M2:] "There's a big white light and everything, man." [Joe:] "Yeah! Well you showed us all, man." [M2:] "Oh man, I'm so peaceful here man." [Joe:] "Yeah, you see anything weird, or.." [M2:] "My relatives, man, a big white light, and my grandfather's there and.." [Joe:] "Ooooh, I remember him, he's a good guy." [M2:] "He's still wearing the same clothes, and.." [Joe:] "Hey, say hello fer me, huh?" [M2:] "Hey man, Joe says hi, man." [Joe: Chuckling] "Right." [M2:] "It's yeah..My uncle's here and..." [Joe:] "Right..right.. Hey I got some news for ya. This is so funny." [M2:] "Yeah? What, man?" [Joe:] "Yeah, yeah, before you go, up to heaven. The gun, you killed yerself with, that's the one I sold you, right?" [M2:] "Yeah." [Joe:] "Yeah, well that was a cap gun. So, there's no way you could have killed yourself." [Pause] [Joe:] "Yeah, that's right, ok.. I'm going back to the party. Ok, take care." [Walks back]

    [M2: Whimpering and crying] "I'm moving to a different town

    too long

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  • Calvin'sJohnson said...

    Key to life? Money and success? And key to money and success? Be the biggest asshole in the world, never work for shit, and do everything evil. Then you will have a shit ton of success. Because in life good guys never get anything in the fucking world. Only assholes do. Become an asshole. Slow and steady dont win the race. Fast and arrogance does

    Dicks fuck pussies, but dicks also fuck assholes. if you pussies don't let us dicks fuck this asshole, then we're all going to have shit all over us.

    (fart sound)

    Rocinante

  • Rocinante said...

    Dicks fuck pussies, but dicks also fuck assholes. if you pussies don't let us dicks fuck this asshole, then we're all going to have shit all over us.

    dont matter if you fuck the fuck the asshole or not, he will still shit over you.

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  • Calvin'sJohnson said...

    too long

    TL-DR version: he's faking. Poorly.

    More Coffee

  • The key to life is not dying nerd

    Nommad

  • According to a Kenny Chesney song, it's "Don't blink".

    VanWilder

  • Nice buzz, Ross.

    duffy munn ●

  • Duuuuuuuuuuuude. How old is this kid? So much fail.

    Stils ●

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