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When you're in an empty fast food restaurant

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13 months ago

and someone sits down in the booth either directly in front of or behind you.
Why?
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13 months ago

Because you must smell nice.
Maybe they'll ask to dip in your ketchup.
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13 months ago

they want your whopper and nuggets
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13 months ago

They're hoping for a chance to juggle your nuggets.
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13 months ago

Did he ask if you would like a banger in the mouth ?
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13 months ago

They want your tasty treats.
A man's gotta eat!
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13 months ago

They want to get sweaty in the Wendy's bathroom with you.
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13 months ago

That's gHost taking notes for his next thread. I hope you're at Burger King because he can have a field day with that.
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13 months ago

mpcoan said...
That's gHost taking notes for his next thread. I hope you're at Burger King because he can have a field day with that.

Burger King bathroom maybe
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13 months ago

They want to give you their number so you can call them, maybe?
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13 months ago

I just think it's weird when people do this. You can sit anywhere you want in the entire restaurant. Why park yourself directly next to another person? It's like people who park their car next to another car in an empty lot.
GIVE ME SOME ROOM GODDAMNIT
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13 months ago

Maybe he had a five dollar foot long.
Don't post poop!
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13 months ago

My name is Humpty... Pronounced with an Umpty...

This post has been edited 2 times, most recently by caspper69 on 4/19/2012 at 12:00 PM
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13 months ago

Go through drive through, eat in parking lot.
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13 months ago

It's a hit man and he messed up the meeting place.
FORKS DOWN!!!
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13 months ago

ClankyIronBoots said...
I think it is weirder to eat in a fast food restaurant.

What is weird about eating food in an establishment that serves food?
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ClankyIronBoots said...
There is a reason there was only one other person in there with you.

You're right, because it was 11 o'clock...an hour before the lunch crowd rolls in.
That doesn't explain how it's "weird" to eat in a fast food restaurant.

This post was edited by JEK on 4/19/2012 at 1:58 PM
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