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Urinal cakes.

What about people that lost weight? Do they still smell like urine because they use to be fat?

When you wash yourself with a rag on a stick it's not that easy to reach every nook and cranny.

I have no scientific background to support this theory but fat people generally hold more body temperature because there is so much more of them, urine is not just present when you pee but also in your sweat glands, so if you consider the fact that fat people are always a little hotter than homeostasis would prefer and they're always sweating a little bit and that sweat is always containing a lil bit of pee and because there is so much more surface area on fat people that "lil bit of sweat" is actually buckets to you and me... well I think we might start to solve this riddle.

There is also the fact that if you're a fat person and you have no regard for your body and are just generally all around disgusting well who really cares if you pee yourself a little all the time?

There is also the idea that fat guys have such massive guts that their weiners turn into little stubs more closely resembling Megan Fox's thumbs, and since they haven't seen their little thumb dicks in ages, how the hell can they aim that thing?

...with a fat people

I lost it when I read that - not sure you meant to do it, but hilarious nonetheless

To answer this burning question that's kept all of us awake at night:

Fat people have many folds that, unless they carefully wash under these layers on a daily basis bacteria builds up and stinks.

To make matters worse, most obese folks are not mobile enough to reach these areas and have trouble bending over in the shower or getting in and out of a tub.

Sorry I didn't give you a smart ass answer to this question. But, damn....not really a thought I wanted to have with a morning cup of coffee !!

You tell us. Did you then, or now, smell like urine?

Weird that this topic came up. I have a buddy I work with that has smelled like urine a couple of days this week. The dude is over 300 lbs and I don't have the heart to tell him. He likes to hang out and talk to me at my desk but a couple of times I had to make an excuse and leave. The air didn't clear for at least 5 minutes after he left.

Glad I smell like Lilacs. I might run into Ghost someday!

U smell, bro?

No, that's disgusting. Even was I was chubby I wasn't an obese fuck, I was very active, I just had a poor diet, which is why it was so easy to lose weight once I changed my diet. I take my hygiene very seriously almost ocd like.