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Cuz bitches be crazy.

And they hate it when their guys have any kind of fun whatsoever

There is no better answer than this

My wife hated it because I never stopped. That sometimes lead to me passing in the closet.

The same reason they get pissy when you golf, bowl, play cards, work on the car, surf the web, or do anything that resembles living.

That's what I was thinking

because drinking leads to pawing at them like a wild animal and they don't want your whiskey breath (or other whiskey body parts if you know what I mean, wink, wink, nudge, nudge) anywhere near them.

Because when I come to bed drunk I try to make sex on her while she's sleeping.

Don't you look like Newman?

Clues, if only there were some clues!

Because they're fat.

maybe you guys are just with a BITCH? Think about it.......

shes banging yo friend brah