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Why do wifs/gfs get so pissy when you drink??

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4 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Because they're jealous.
"Spartan women were known for their natural beauty... They were notorious for their razor-sharp wit and outspoken natures."
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4 months ago

Because you try to put it in her butt while she's sleeping.
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4 months ago

Because you stare at her girlfriend's cleavage at the party when you are getting hammered.
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4 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

For my wife, it's because I'm super honest when I drink. And, it leads to hookers and blow.
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4 months ago

the question i ask myself when reading this particular thread is whether I will get a ban if answered honestly...i'm going to abstain from further comment.
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4 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

P Rob said...
the question i ask myself when reading this particular thread is whether I will get a ban if answered honestly...i'm going to abstain from further comment.

Why, is your wife a mod?
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Motown Spartan said...
For my wife, it's because I'm super honest when I drink. And, it leads to hookers and blow.

Do you share them with her?
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Snake Plissken said...
Do you share them with her?

Not for lack of trying.
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thephoneman said...

Because they're wife's and girlfriends. Before you were "attached" it didn't matter - now it does (which I will never understand)
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Klevin Torborg said...
There are never actual clues, only things that women think are clues. We never ever pick up on those clues and women never ever pick up on the fact that we will never ever pick up on those clues.

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This post was edited by Stils on 2/4/2013 at 4:24 AM
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4 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Do you beat her when you get drunk? If so that might have something to do with it.
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Motown Spartan said...
For my wife, it's because I'm super honest when I drink. And, it leads to hookers and blow.

Honesty goes a long way. But you're lucky if you get the wife that gets excited when you touch another woman.
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Dendrobates said...
Honesty goes a long way. But you're lucky if you get the wife that gets excited when you touch another woman.

If you're REALLY lucky, you get the wife that gets excited when SHE touches another woman.
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Why do wifs/gfs get so pissy when you drink??

QueenOfSparta ●

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