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30 smokes and 5 two liters of coke a day and little food, she was probably skinny!

I have a neighbor who suffered a strangely similar fate. Less soda, but certainly smoked just as much and was rail thin because she never ate. Nobody was surprised when she died, either.

Imagine how much more she would have liked coke if they still put cocaine in it.

Damn, I don't drink that much soda in a year: that's kinda revolting. Sad in that she leaves 8 kids behind. When you're hooked you're hooked I guess.

I think that seemingly impossible amounts of pop every day and general terrible nutrition were actually more to blame here.

Girl, you are soda, I mean for real

Strong candidacy for a Darwin award. It's a shame, though, that she managed to crap out eight kids with her defective DNA before she killed herself with Coke. And not even the fun kind...

I usually get your jokes and think they're funny, but I think I'm 10% on this one.

Bart: A man drink like that and he don't eat, he is going to DIE.
Jim: When?

I have an aunt who basically lives on Diet Coke, Chocolate, wine and Pall Malls. She's rail thin, but has also lived this way for about 60 years as she's pushing 80 now.

Now and then we'll get a salas or some potato chips in her, but thats about it.

My deceased Grandma basically lived on that diet, and she died on vacation just after retiring at 62. She was skinny and frail and dropped dead of a stroke. Totally sucked.