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Rich Rodriguez said...
Women are very cunning and sneaky creatures. Ever since my balls dropped about 10 years ago, I've learned how to play their games and put up with the general bullshit they bring to the table. Over time, I have built up a general hate towards these evil creatures, but didn't realize it until this past week when I met one of these monsters at the bar on a weekday night. Shes cute, funny, kinda slutty...everything I look for in a chick. We start hanging out and one thing leads to another. Like a complete dumbass, I get excited. I'm smiling at children, being patient with old people, not cursing at the scUM that sits behind me in class...you know, normal shit that I should probably do, but don't. So just when I start thinking this is all too good to be true, I find out from a mutual friend that I'm pretty much competing against some random fuck for this girl's attention and she "doesn't know who to pick". Are you fucking kidding me? Hold my dick. What am I on, the fucking Bachelorette?
At first, I was like okay, fine, I'll play your fucking game. I'll hide my emotions, I'll use push-pull tactics, I'll reward you for your good behavior. Oh, sorry. Did I make a minor mistake somewhere during this half-assed process you call "courting"?
Know what? Fuck it. I'm done with women. This wasn't awful, but it pushed me over the fucking edge. Unfortunately I don't like dick, so that's out of the option, BUT I still have my right hand and its never failed me once. There. I said it. I'm done...and yeah, I feel a little better now.
To all women reading this: I fucking hate you. I hate your mother. I hate your sister. I hate your aunt. I hate your cousin. I hate your BFF. I hate your hairstylist. I hate your 4th grade teacher. I fucking hate you.
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Rich Rodriguez said...
Women are very cunning and sneaky creatures. Ever since my balls dropped about 10 years ago, I've learned how to play their games and put up with the general bullshit they bring to the table. Over time, I have built up a general hate towards these evil creatures, but didn't realize it until this past week when I met one of these monsters at the bar on a weekday night. Shes cute, funny, kinda slutty...everything I look for in a chick. We start hanging out and one thing leads to another. Like a complete dumbass, I get excited. I'm smiling at children, being patient with old people, not cursing at the scUM that sits behind me in class...you know, normal shit that I should probably do, but don't. So just when I start thinking this is all too good to be true, I find out from a mutual friend that I'm pretty much competing against some random fuck for this girl's attention and she "doesn't know who to pick". Are you fucking kidding me? Hold my dick. What am I on, the fucking Bachelorette?
At first, I was like okay, fine, I'll play your fucking game. I'll hide my emotions, I'll use push-pull tactics, I'll reward you for your good behavior. Oh, sorry. Did I make a minor mistake somewhere during this half-assed process you call "courting"?
Know what? Fuck it. I'm done with women. This wasn't awful, but it pushed me over the fucking edge. Unfortunately I don't like dick, so that's out of the option, BUT I still have my right hand and its never failed me once. There. I said it. I'm done...and yeah, I feel a little better now.
To all women reading this: I fucking hate you. I hate your mother. I hate your sister. I hate your aunt. I hate your cousin. I hate your BFF. I hate your hairstylist. I hate your 4th grade teacher. I fucking hate you.
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Rich Rodriguez said...
Women are very cunning and sneaky creatures. Ever since my balls dropped about 10 years ago, I've learned how to play their games and put up with the general bullshit they bring to the table. Over time, I have built up a general hate towards these evil creatures, but didn't realize it until this past week when I met one of these monsters at the bar on a weekday night. Shes cute, funny, kinda slutty...everything I look for in a chick. We start hanging out and one thing leads to another. Like a complete dumbass, I get excited. I'm smiling at children, being patient with old people, not cursing at the scUM that sits behind me in class...you know, normal shit that I should probably do, but don't. So just when I start thinking this is all too good to be true, I find out from a mutual friend that I'm pretty much competing against some random fuck for this girl's attention and she "doesn't know who to pick". Are you fucking kidding me? Hold my dick. What am I on, the fucking Bachelorette?
At first, I was like okay, fine, I'll play your fucking game. I'll hide my emotions, I'll use push-pull tactics, I'll reward you for your good behavior. Oh, sorry. Did I make a minor mistake somewhere during this half-assed process you call "courting"?
Know what? Fuck it. I'm done with women. This wasn't awful, but it pushed me over the fucking edge. Unfortunately I don't like dick, so that's out of the option, BUT I still have my right hand and its never failed me once. There. I said it. I'm done...and yeah, I feel a little better now.
To all women reading this: I fucking hate you. I hate your mother. I hate your sister. I hate your aunt. I hate your cousin. I hate your BFF. I hate your hairstylist. I hate your 4th grade teacher. I fucking hate you.
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VoiceOfReason29 said...
Hey Rich.
Here is the best piece of advice you will ever receive when it comes to American women:
Forget about the worthless creatures. They are a waste of your time.
Do not worry about what all these other culturally-indoctrinated fools say to you. They are all just mindless sheep who follow each other.
Don't ever think for a moment that there's something wrong with you as a person. It's this vile culture that's the problem, and you need to leave.
Women overseas in such places as Asia and South America are superior to American women. They are more approachable and more pleasant. Developing friendships with foreign women is a more natural process, and doesn't involve the head games that American women play.
The other sheep in this forum will tell you otherwise, but again don't listen to them. They will say that foreign women will take your money. They will shame you by telling you that only losers go to other countries for women. This is nothing but lies, brought about by cultural indoctrination.
Go to this webpage for the truth:
www.happierabroad.com
I'm not a scammer, and I'm not trying to sell you anything. This site does not require you to buy anything. I don't even own the site.
I'm just an older man who has been through what you have, and I sincerely want to help you. I no longer have any emotional attachment to women in my country. I simply don't care about them. I now develop healthy relationships/friendships with women in Asia, and I am a much happier man as a result.
It took a long time for me to become enlightened, and I wish I had of become enlightened when I was you age.
Take this message seriously. Go to the site, read the articles, visit the forums and be exposed to the truth.
Ignore this message at your own peril.
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DnvrSprtnhd said...
My wife had been on a few dates with another guy when I met her. After she and I had a few dates, I gave her the ultimatum, said I didn't need any more "friends", gave her 24 hours to get back to me on her decision. We moved in together a year later and have been living together for 8 years, married for 5, with a 2.5 y/o daughter(no pics Forbin).
You would be amazed what taking a stand will do for you. If you like her that much, take a stand, tell her you want to get to know her better and give her the ultimatum that it is you or him.
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VoiceOfReason29 said...
You will have a much better experience with foreign women if you don't think of them as commodities.
Not all foreign women are after your money. Not all foreign women are after your green card. Avoid the foreign women who are after these materialistic things, and you can have a healthy relationship/friendship with them, that you could NEVER have with an American women.
Oh..and pronouncing the name of a foreign woman may be complicated, but it is no where near as complicated as wasting your time with an American woman, or your highly possible upcoming divorce procedure if you get married to an American woman.
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Royal said...
yup. I've been in a similar situation. Told girl I was walking home (was on GRiv, walking to Mayo) and she has until then to call me and tell me if she wants me and not other dudes.
If she's the kind of person who does that anyway, you probably don't want any part of that - feel free to just bitch her out for "shopping" lol.
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Rich Rodriguez said...
Women are very cunning and sneaky creatures. Ever since my balls dropped about 10 years ago, I've learned how to play their games and put up with the general bullshit they bring to the table. Over time, I have built up a general hate towards these evil creatures, but didn't realize it until this past week when I met one of these monsters at the bar on a weekday night. Shes cute, funny, kinda slutty...everything I look for in a chick. We start hanging out and one thing leads to another. Like a complete dumbass, I get excited. I'm smiling at children, being patient with old people, not cursing at the scUM that sits behind me in class...you know, normal shit that I should probably do, but don't. So just when I start thinking this is all too good to be true, I find out from a mutual friend that I'm pretty much competing against some random fuck for this girl's attention and she "doesn't know who to pick". Are you fucking kidding me? Hold my dick. What am I on, the fucking Bachelorette?
At first, I was like okay, fine, I'll play your fucking game. I'll hide my emotions, I'll use push-pull tactics, I'll reward you for your good behavior. Oh, sorry. Did I make a minor mistake somewhere during this half-assed process you call "courting"?
Know what? Fuck it. I'm done with women. This wasn't awful, but it pushed me over the fucking edge. Unfortunately I don't like dick, so that's out of the option, BUT I still have my right hand and its never failed me once. There. I said it. I'm done...and yeah, I feel a little better now.
To all women reading this: I fucking hate you. I hate your mother. I hate your sister. I hate your aunt. I hate your cousin. I hate your BFF. I hate your hairstylist. I hate your 4th grade teacher. I fucking hate you.
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