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Women are awful, awful creatures

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  • Louis C.K. knows what's up (at the 2:20 marker). I was going to start a thread like this a few days ago. They are all insane.

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  • You freaking sound insane with this rant. Get a handle dude, what an overreaction to what you described. Hope you don't own a gun. You're not planning any killing spree or anything I hope?

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  • HillSpartan said...

    Louis C.K. knows what's up (at the 2:20 marker). I was going to start a thread like this a few days ago. They are all insane.

    +1 lol One of the few stand up comedians that I actually like.

    Dendrobates

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  • Rich Rodriguez said...

    Women are very cunning and sneaky creatures. Ever since my balls dropped about 10 years ago, I've learned how to play their games and put up with the general bullshit they bring to the table. Over time, I have built up a general hate towards these evil creatures, but didn't realize it until this past week when I met one of these monsters at the bar on a weekday night. Shes cute, funny, kinda slutty...everything I look for in a chick. We start hanging out and one thing leads to another. Like a complete dumbass, I get excited. I'm smiling at children, being patient with old people, not cursing at the scUM that sits behind me in class...you know, normal shit that I should probably do, but don't. So just when I start thinking this is all too good to be true, I find out from a mutual friend that I'm pretty much competing against some random fuck for this girl's attention and she "doesn't know who to pick". Are you fucking kidding me? Hold my dick. What am I on, the fucking Bachelorette?

    At first, I was like okay, fine, I'll play your fucking game. I'll hide my emotions, I'll use push-pull tactics, I'll reward you for your good behavior. Oh, sorry. Did I make a minor mistake somewhere during this half-assed process you call "courting"?

    Know what? Fuck it. I'm done with women. This wasn't awful, but it pushed me over the fucking edge. Unfortunately I don't like dick, so that's out of the option, BUT I still have my right hand and its never failed me once. There. I said it. I'm done...and yeah, I feel a little better now.

    To all women reading this: I fucking hate you. I hate your mother. I hate your sister. I hate your aunt. I hate your cousin. I hate your BFF. I hate your hairstylist. I hate your 4th grade teacher. I fucking hate you.

    Can I have your twitter badge?

    trash

  • Rich Rodriguez said...

    Women are very cunning and sneaky creatures. Ever since my balls dropped about 10 years ago, I've learned how to play their games and put up with the general bullshit they bring to the table. Over time, I have built up a general hate towards these evil creatures, but didn't realize it until this past week when I met one of these monsters at the bar on a weekday night. Shes cute, funny, kinda slutty...everything I look for in a chick. We start hanging out and one thing leads to another. Like a complete dumbass, I get excited. I'm smiling at children, being patient with old people, not cursing at the scUM that sits behind me in class...you know, normal shit that I should probably do, but don't. So just when I start thinking this is all too good to be true, I find out from a mutual friend that I'm pretty much competing against some random fuck for this girl's attention and she "doesn't know who to pick". Are you fucking kidding me? Hold my dick. What am I on, the fucking Bachelorette?

    At first, I was like okay, fine, I'll play your fucking game. I'll hide my emotions, I'll use push-pull tactics, I'll reward you for your good behavior. Oh, sorry. Did I make a minor mistake somewhere during this half-assed process you call "courting"?

    Know what? Fuck it. I'm done with women. This wasn't awful, but it pushed me over the fucking edge. Unfortunately I don't like dick, so that's out of the option, BUT I still have my right hand and its never failed me once. There. I said it. I'm done...and yeah, I feel a little better now.

    To all women reading this: I fucking hate you. I hate your mother. I hate your sister. I hate your aunt. I hate your cousin. I hate your BFF. I hate your hairstylist. I hate your 4th grade teacher. I fucking hate you.

    Bravo. You are catching on.

    Keeping the sunshiners in check since 2000.

    Tanfan

  • Bravo. You are catching on.

    Keeping the sunshiners in check since 2000.

    Tanfan

  • Rich Rodriguez said...

    Women are very cunning and sneaky creatures. Ever since my balls dropped about 10 years ago, I've learned how to play their games and put up with the general bullshit they bring to the table. Over time, I have built up a general hate towards these evil creatures, but didn't realize it until this past week when I met one of these monsters at the bar on a weekday night. Shes cute, funny, kinda slutty...everything I look for in a chick. We start hanging out and one thing leads to another. Like a complete dumbass, I get excited. I'm smiling at children, being patient with old people, not cursing at the scUM that sits behind me in class...you know, normal shit that I should probably do, but don't. So just when I start thinking this is all too good to be true, I find out from a mutual friend that I'm pretty much competing against some random fuck for this girl's attention and she "doesn't know who to pick". Are you fucking kidding me? Hold my dick. What am I on, the fucking Bachelorette?

    At first, I was like okay, fine, I'll play your fucking game. I'll hide my emotions, I'll use push-pull tactics, I'll reward you for your good behavior. Oh, sorry. Did I make a minor mistake somewhere during this half-assed process you call "courting"?

    Know what? Fuck it. I'm done with women. This wasn't awful, but it pushed me over the fucking edge. Unfortunately I don't like dick, so that's out of the option, BUT I still have my right hand and its never failed me once. There. I said it. I'm done...and yeah, I feel a little better now.

    To all women reading this: I fucking hate you. I hate your mother. I hate your sister. I hate your aunt. I hate your cousin. I hate your BFF. I hate your hairstylist. I hate your 4th grade teacher. I fucking hate you.

    I say this with 100% sincerity, you are a garden variety homosexual.

    ManitobaSpartan

  • HillSpartan said...

    Louis C.K. knows what's up (at the 2:20 marker). I was going to start a thread like this a few days ago. They are all insane.

    Hilarious

    Keeping the sunshiners in check since 2000.

    Tanfan

  • HillSpartan said...

    Louis C.K. knows what's up (at the 2:20 marker). I was going to start a thread like this a few days ago. They are all insane.

    Hilarious

    Keeping the sunshiners in check since 2000.

    Tanfan

  • Hey Rich.

    Here is the best piece of advice you will ever receive when it comes to American women:

    Forget about the worthless creatures. They are a waste of your time.

    Do not worry about what all these other culturally-indoctrinated fools say to you. They are all just mindless sheep who follow each other.

    Don't ever think for a moment that there's something wrong with you as a person. It's this vile culture that's the problem, and you need to leave.

    Women overseas in such places as Asia and South America are superior to American women. They are more approachable and more pleasant. Developing friendships with foreign women is a more natural process, and doesn't involve the head games that American women play.

    The other sheep in this forum will tell you otherwise, but again don't listen to them. They will say that foreign women will take your money. They will shame you by telling you that only losers go to other countries for women. This is nothing but lies, brought about by cultural indoctrination.

    Go to this webpage for the truth:

    www.happierabroad.com

    I'm not a scammer, and I'm not trying to sell you anything. This site does not require you to buy anything. I don't even own the site.

    I'm just an older man who has been through what you have, and I sincerely want to help you. I no longer have any emotional attachment to women in my country. I simply don't care about them. I now develop healthy relationships/friendships with women in Asia, and I am a much happier man as a result.

    It took a long time for me to become enlightened, and I wish I had of become enlightened when I was you age.

    Take this message seriously. Go to the site, read the articles, visit the forums and be exposed to the truth.

    Ignore this message at your own peril.

    VoiceOfReason29

  • MSURed said...

    I was all ready to commiserate, but dude...you're mad because some slutty chick you met a bar last week isn't ready to commit to you? confused

    Well, that just put it in perspective.

    The moment is eternal

    Desert Green

  • Woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man.

    Jimmy McBride

  • Dude. Your dealing w an immature twat. W that said your 25, so you should be killing it as well. My guess is this chick is under 22, and hardly qualifies as a woman. Granted the naive, "I don't know what to do" act drives me insane since its a complete lie to her and everyone around her, so I get that part.

    And the other dude is spot on w foreign chicks. Travel abroad for even a day and you'll noticed the difference. American girls are straight up uaw, and refuse to believe japan can build not only and equal but superior product.

    Lastly, grow the fuck up. W this happens to me im miffed for like 30 secs. Then on to the next hole.

    blanch32

  • VoiceOfReason29 said...

    Hey Rich.

    Here is the best piece of advice you will ever receive when it comes to American women:

    Forget about the worthless creatures. They are a waste of your time.

    Do not worry about what all these other culturally-indoctrinated fools say to you. They are all just mindless sheep who follow each other.

    Don't ever think for a moment that there's something wrong with you as a person. It's this vile culture that's the problem, and you need to leave.

    Women overseas in such places as Asia and South America are superior to American women. They are more approachable and more pleasant. Developing friendships with foreign women is a more natural process, and doesn't involve the head games that American women play.

    The other sheep in this forum will tell you otherwise, but again don't listen to them. They will say that foreign women will take your money. They will shame you by telling you that only losers go to other countries for women. This is nothing but lies, brought about by cultural indoctrination.

    Go to this webpage for the truth:

    www.happierabroad.com

    I'm not a scammer, and I'm not trying to sell you anything. This site does not require you to buy anything. I don't even own the site.

    I'm just an older man who has been through what you have, and I sincerely want to help you. I no longer have any emotional attachment to women in my country. I simply don't care about them. I now develop healthy relationships/friendships with women in Asia, and I am a much happier man as a result.

    It took a long time for me to become enlightened, and I wish I had of become enlightened when I was you age.

    Take this message seriously. Go to the site, read the articles, visit the forums and be exposed to the truth.

    Ignore this message at your own peril.

    Can I rename my woman after purchase? I just don't want the hassle of trying to pronounce something complicated.

    Cool Runnings

  • My wife had been on a few dates with another guy when I met her. After she and I had a few dates, I gave her the ultimatum, said I didn't need any more "friends", gave her 24 hours to get back to me on her decision. We moved in together a year later and have been living together for 8 years, married for 5, with a 2.5 y/o daughter(no pics Forbin).

    You would be amazed what taking a stand will do for you. If you like her that much, take a stand, tell her you want to get to know her better and give her the ultimatum that it is you or him.

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    DnvrSprtnhd

  • Girls can not think rationally. They are all nuts. They can't ever take a step back and be like "okay, think, think..."

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    Born2Kill

  • DnvrSprtnhd said...

    My wife had been on a few dates with another guy when I met her. After she and I had a few dates, I gave her the ultimatum, said I didn't need any more "friends", gave her 24 hours to get back to me on her decision. We moved in together a year later and have been living together for 8 years, married for 5, with a 2.5 y/o daughter(no pics Forbin).

    You would be amazed what taking a stand will do for you. If you like her that much, take a stand, tell her you want to get to know her better and give her the ultimatum that it is you or him.

    yup. I've been in a similar situation. Told girl I was walking home (was on GRiv, walking to Mayo) and she has until then to call me and tell me if she wants me and not other dudes.

    If she's the kind of person who does that anyway, you probably don't want any part of that - feel free to just bitch her out for "shopping" lol.

    Royal

  • Cool Runnings said...

    Can I rename my woman after purchase? I just don't want the hassle of trying to pronounce something complicated.

    You will have a much better experience with foreign women if you don't think of them as commodities.

    Not all foreign women are after your money. Not all foreign women are after your green card. Avoid the foreign women who are after these materialistic things, and you can have a healthy relationship/friendship with them, that you could NEVER have with an American women.

    Oh..and pronouncing the name of a foreign woman may be complicated, but it is no where near as complicated as wasting your time with an American woman, or your highly possible upcoming divorce procedure if you get married to an American woman.

    VoiceOfReason29

  • VoiceOfReason29 said...

    You will have a much better experience with foreign women if you don't think of them as commodities.

    Not all foreign women are after your money. Not all foreign women are after your green card. Avoid the foreign women who are after these materialistic things, and you can have a healthy relationship/friendship with them, that you could NEVER have with an American women.

    Oh..and pronouncing the name of a foreign woman may be complicated, but it is no where near as complicated as wasting your time with an American woman, or your highly possible upcoming divorce procedure if you get married to an American woman.

    Good call on foreign. Also, stupid girls are pretty cool.

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    Born2Kill

  • Royal said...

    yup. I've been in a similar situation. Told girl I was walking home (was on GRiv, walking to Mayo) and she has until then to call me and tell me if she wants me and not other dudes.

    If she's the kind of person who does that anyway, you probably don't want any part of that - feel free to just bitch her out for "shopping" lol.

    B/c men don't date around?

    If you want to be exclusive with someone, then have the conversation with the person. If they are still screwing around after that, dump them.

    spartan dawg

  • Rich Rodriguez said...

    Women are very cunning and sneaky creatures. Ever since my balls dropped about 10 years ago, I've learned how to play their games and put up with the general bullshit they bring to the table. Over time, I have built up a general hate towards these evil creatures, but didn't realize it until this past week when I met one of these monsters at the bar on a weekday night. Shes cute, funny, kinda slutty...everything I look for in a chick. We start hanging out and one thing leads to another. Like a complete dumbass, I get excited. I'm smiling at children, being patient with old people, not cursing at the scUM that sits behind me in class...you know, normal shit that I should probably do, but don't. So just when I start thinking this is all too good to be true, I find out from a mutual friend that I'm pretty much competing against some random fuck for this girl's attention and she "doesn't know who to pick". Are you fucking kidding me? Hold my dick. What am I on, the fucking Bachelorette?

    At first, I was like okay, fine, I'll play your fucking game. I'll hide my emotions, I'll use push-pull tactics, I'll reward you for your good behavior. Oh, sorry. Did I make a minor mistake somewhere during this half-assed process you call "courting"?

    Know what? Fuck it. I'm done with women. This wasn't awful, but it pushed me over the fucking edge. Unfortunately I don't like dick, so that's out of the option, BUT I still have my right hand and its never failed me once. There. I said it. I'm done...and yeah, I feel a little better now.

    To all women reading this: I fucking hate you. I hate your mother. I hate your sister. I hate your aunt. I hate your cousin. I hate your BFF. I hate your hairstylist. I hate your 4th grade teacher. I fucking hate you.

    typical maladjusted boner. Guy is a huge pussy. Got played now he hates chicks lol

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    Count gHostula

  • Women are indeed terrible creatures, mostly because they don't shoot straight at all. Everything has an underlying meaning, and they analyze the fuck out of every situation--even when there's nothing to analyze. Also, they seem to never be quite sure what they want.

    Guys, on the other hand, know what they want. If we like someone, we know it. If we don't, we also know it.

    arfabe16

  • spartan dawg said...

    B/c men don't date around?

    If you want to be exclusive with someone, then have the conversation with the person. If they are still screwing around after that, dump them.

    Men don't date around. They fuck around.

    What is that, a Titleist? A hole in one...

    Cosmo_Kramer